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Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Goal: The creation of a micro-nation in Namibia focused on European heritage and Western values.
Governance: National socialism with a focus on engendering a European homogeneity with state resources.


I just want to start by saying that no feat is too great, no task too arduous when done for the love of ones clan and blood. I have a hope for this future to prevail. And I know you can all see it too. It's an ember, but with just the right amount of breath it can become a raging fire. And all of Africa will see it's beautiful glow in the night sky. Call it Southwest Africa, call it New Rhodesia, Call it whatever you want.
But what it really is, is an idea born from desperation and love for a dying culture and a people under systematic attack.
This idea will live, and we, you and I will be the lucky few to which they will teach the children in generations to come.

I will emphasize that this is a 'non-violent' immigration campaign in which we will be funding and developing Namibia for the benefit and mutual gain for everyone involved. That means US and the NATIVES who we will respect, but will not allow every unwarranted concession against our soon to be purchased rights within the land.

This project aims to inject masses of funding into the Namibian agricultural, energy and residential sectors for all people.

We need to:
a) fully plan out the survey trip
b) get a solid budget plan for the trip
c) get a commited and democratically elected crew to make the journey
d) make this poo poo look good for potential investors.

>What exactly is the project?

Based in Namibia
Source funded
We buy portions of land
Establish a small compounds, make them self sufficient.
Invite families and european ex-patriots and expand the community with skilled and un-skilled workers.
Eventually we aim to attract current White Africans, Afrikaaners ect. from the fall of Rhodesia and South Africa, which politically is set to become even more unstable for white africans in these regions.
We aim tmploy and enrich the locals as workforce for farms and construction projects, increase sanitation, food and water sources for the whole country.

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i made all the giant crystals in that cave so suck it

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
boko haram gonna wreck their poo poo

deadking
Apr 13, 2006

Hello? Charlemagne?!
hello i am a successful and rich businessman looking to invest in a fantastically stupid white separatist community, thank you for posting this

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
I read this as NAMBLA instead of Namibia.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Let me make sure my passport is up to date

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

The Taint Reaper posted:

I read this as NAMBLA instead of Namibia.

considering this is 8chan you're not far off

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i bet they have some dingy offices in windhoek and thats it

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
yea some littlle retard boy in a wheelchair and his special ed friends are gonna accomplish this

Ragtime Cthulhu
Dec 11, 2014

Djeser posted:

Governance: National socialism with a focus on engendering a European homogeneity with state resources.

Seriously, guys. Fascism has not, does not, and will never work. And what the gently caress does "European homogeneity with state resources" even mean, do they just flip through Sociology articles on Wikipedia and vomit out poo poo onto their keyboards? They will build a caste system, complete with peasants and nobility? Bring Hitler's vision to life?

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.
is this Malatora 2.0?

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Didn't somethingawful do this but on an island and they killed a pig? Also Texarrakis.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

burritolingus posted:

Didn't somethingawful do this but on an island and they killed a pig? Also Texarrakis.

Yes they did

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Ragtime Cthulhu posted:

Seriously, guys. Fascism has not, does not, and will never work. And what the gently caress does "European homogeneity with state resources" even mean, do they just flip through Sociology articles on Wikipedia and vomit out poo poo onto their keyboards? They will build a caste system, complete with peasants and nobility? Bring Hitler's vision to life?

it means racist and fascist, without the words "racist" and "fascist"

anchoress
Dec 24, 2011

by XyloJW
i support the recolonization of africa in general so i wish them luck

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN

Ragtime Cthulhu posted:

what the gently caress does "European homogeneity with state resources" even mean

Genocide

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

quote:

How about we make our own Crypto-currency (like Bit Coin, Doge Coin) from the getgo and call it something like Afrika-coin.

quote:

Great idea, it also allows us to not have to rely, short term, on the weak rear end Namibian Dollar.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
It's like the dragon dick people but somehow worse.

Ragtime Cthulhu
Dec 11, 2014

Djeser posted:

Afrika-coin.

These people are being ironic, right

Nobody actually believes that national socialism is a thing that could work, and that a crypto-currency is a good idea under any circumstance

This is a masterful troll, right

Frogisis
Apr 15, 2003

relax brother relax

quote:

something like Afrika-coin.
The fact that they missed something as obvious as "Africoin" does not bode well.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I'm all for it esp if they don't have internet access there

Ragtime Cthulhu
Dec 11, 2014

Frogisis posted:

The fact that they missed something as obvious as "Africoin" does not bode well.

What, the whole "National Socialism" thing didn't tip you off

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
its no texarakis thats for sure

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
a fascist 8chan nation in africa. seems like a great idea. where do i donate?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
I'm sure the people of Gambia will be thrilled.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Ragtime Cthulhu posted:

Seriously, guys. Fascism has not, does not, and will never work. And what the gently caress does "European homogeneity with state resources" even mean, do they just flip through Sociology articles on Wikipedia and vomit out poo poo onto their keyboards? They will build a caste system, complete with peasants and nobility? Bring Hitler's vision to life?

thanks professor

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
I wish those crazy kids the best of luck

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
I'm a white British 22 year old female.
My hair is dark blonde, I have heterochromia iridum so one eye is blue and the other blue and green.
I stand 5'6" in height with a healthy build and am free of both disease or deformity, excluding the heterochromia which technically constitutes a mutation, and aesthetically I'm an attractive woman.
I studied Human Physiology and Biochemistry in college and Linguistics at university. I speak and write 3 languages, the first two fluently, the third at an intermediate level.

Speaking in a impersonal sense, I am the ideal breeding stock.

Now I'm curious that if you guys ever wanted this little plan of yours to actually produce something, how exactly would you go about convincing women like me to leave with you, hypothetically speaking?

I genuinely want to know because a colony isn't going to last long without a potential next generation, and for that you require females, and for lack of females how would you prevent a colony from breaking down, violating laws put in place and raping every available female regardless of whether they're spoken for or not?

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Goon project: Invade this new nation.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Concerned Citizen posted:

I'm a white British 22 year old female.
My hair is dark blonde, I have heterochromia iridum so one eye is blue and the other blue and green.
I stand 5'6" in height with a healthy build and am free of both disease or deformity, excluding the heterochromia which technically constitutes a mutation, and aesthetically I'm an attractive woman.
I studied Human Physiology and Biochemistry in college and Linguistics at university. I speak and write 3 languages, the first two fluently, the third at an intermediate level.

Speaking in a impersonal sense, I am the ideal breeding stock.

Now I'm curious that if you guys ever wanted this little plan of yours to actually produce something, how exactly would you go about convincing women like me to leave with you, hypothetically speaking?

I genuinely want to know because a colony isn't going to last long without a potential next generation, and for that you require females, and for lack of females how would you prevent a colony from breaking down, violating laws put in place and raping every available female regardless of whether they're spoken for or not?

same

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Salt Fish posted:

Goon project: Invade this new nation.

just buy accounts for some nambians and get them to do it

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
We need to figure out a list of things that we will have to manufacture ourselves in glorious new Namibian homeland.

Since I happen to know that Namibia has a CRAZY tariff on imported vehicles, I suggest we start with manufacturing those.

We could start manufacturing something like pic related, since there is so much sand and so little roads in Namibia.

It is called the Ripsaw. We just need to design and fabricate an African version for getting around the Bush and distribute them to fellow Pioneers.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Darkman Fanpage posted:

just buy accounts for some nambians and get them to do it

this is excellent leverage of resources

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
i wish nothing but the best deaths for them

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
good luck with all that, white devils

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Concerned Citizen posted:

We need to figure out a list of things that we will have to manufacture ourselves in glorious new Namibian homeland.

Since I happen to know that Namibia has a CRAZY tariff on imported vehicles, I suggest we start with manufacturing those.

We could start manufacturing something like pic related, since there is so much sand and so little roads in Namibia.

It is called the Ripsaw. We just need to design and fabricate an African version for getting around the Bush and distribute them to fellow Pioneers.



this is literally just some nerd trying to get other nerds to help him build one of those things

Ragtime Cthulhu
Dec 11, 2014

Concerned Citizen posted:

I'm a white British 22 year old female.
My hair is dark blonde, I have heterochromia iridum so one eye is blue and the other blue and green.
I stand 5'6" in height with a healthy build and am free of both disease or deformity, excluding the heterochromia which technically constitutes a mutation, and aesthetically I'm an attractive woman.
I studied Human Physiology and Biochemistry in college and Linguistics at university. I speak and write 3 languages, the first two fluently, the third at an intermediate level.

Speaking in a impersonal sense, I am the ideal breeding stock.

Now I'm curious that if you guys ever wanted this little plan of yours to actually produce something, how exactly would you go about convincing women like me to leave with you, hypothetically speaking?

I genuinely want to know because a colony isn't going to last long without a potential next generation, and for that you require females, and for lack of females how would you prevent a colony from breaking down, violating laws put in place and raping every available female regardless of whether they're spoken for or not?

Woman using the term "female" unironically, I guess everything really is a flat circle or whatever

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


what the gently caress is 8chan

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Frog Act posted:

i bet they have some dingy offices in windhoek and thats it

They probably won't even have that.

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deadking
Apr 13, 2006

Hello? Charlemagne?!
more like 88chan

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