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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > UFC on Fox: Rumble and the Swedeman GDT
 
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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"


This is the "gently caress you, Europe" card because it's airing at like 2AM local time.

CARD:

Fight Pass Prelims (4:00 PM ET) posted:


Flyweight - Neil "2Tap" Seery vs Chris "The Real Deal" Beal
- Conor McGregor's grandpa got a shift off at the docks to fight an undefeated dude

Trashweight - Viktor Pesta vs Konstantin "The Russian Bear" Erokhin
- Konstantin is good at killing other trashweights in the first round

Fox Sports 1 Prelims (5:00 PM ET) posted:


Featherweight - Mirsad Bektick vs Paul "Redser" Redmond
- Bektick is undefeated, that is neat (?)

Lightweight - Mairbek "Beckan" Taisumov vs Anthony Christodoulou
- Taisumov reppin' the Chechens now that Adlan Amagov is retired, so he's :krad:

Light Heavyweight - Nikita "The Al Capone" Krylov vs Stanislav "Stucky" Nedkov
- THE FUCKIN AL CAPONE, YOU GUYS

Featherweight - Andy "The Little Axe" Ogle vs Makwan "Mr. Finland" Amirkhani
-

Welterweight - Sultan Aliev vs Kenny Robertson
- ALIEV REPPIN THAT DAGESTANI KNUCKLEGAME CARTEL

Welterweight - Nico Musoke vs Albert "Einstein" Tumenov
- Tumenov is a Caucasus dude, so I'm down

Fox Card (8:00 PM ET) posted:


Featherweight - Akira Corassani vs Sam Siciila
- Akira is still a dingus

Light Heavyweight - Phil "Mr. Wonderful" Davis vs Ryan "Darth" Bader
- The winner of this is somehow a "top contender" because LHW is kinda trash

Middleweight - Dan "Hendo" Henderson vs Gegard "The Dreamcatcher" Mousasi
- :ohdear:

Light Heavyweight - Alexander "The Mauler" Gustafsson vs Anthony "Rumble" Johnson
- Winner gets ducked by Jon Jones, who will enter a prolonged rehab stint

My "snack" rating is I'm going to drink a lot of bourbon and watch this card. Do something similar.

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Prelims are LIVE

* # ¿ Jan 24, 2015 22:02
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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

MassRafTer posted:

Watch out Mighty Mouse, Ireland's coming for your belt too.

(If he can get the weekend off from work)

Time for supperweight action!

* # ¿ Jan 24, 2015 22:32
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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
TAY DOW MAH-EEN

* # ¿ Jan 24, 2015 22:50
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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
https://vine.co/v/OTu0F7UnAlD

* # ¿ Jan 24, 2015 22:54
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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
gently caress

* # ¿ Jan 24, 2015 23:48
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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
OPLOT 4 LIFE

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Fat Twitter Man posted:

Hi. I'm Stucky Nedkov, a guy somehow bad enough to be submitted by a guy who doesn't know how chokes work.

And Krylov actually has a ton of upside given how young he is and his physical talent, but it's still funny to see people lose to him.

He would have been out of the UFC after losing to Thiago Silva, except Thiago popped for something or another


EmmyOk posted:

What was the fastest submission win in UFC does nayone know?

There was a shifty like 9 second sub in one of the early UFCs. Might be a 20-second one recently?

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

* # ¿ Jan 25, 2015 00:19
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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
MISTER FUCKIN FINLAND

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Sprecherscrow posted:

I'm rooting against Tumenov because I had an evil calculus professor named Tumenov freshman year of college. gently caress that guy.

Did he headkick the gently caress outta you?

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
K DOJO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRDrsRm5bD4

* # ¿ Jan 25, 2015 01:41
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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Rumble +225

Yeah, he's probably walking around at 429 tonight

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
hendo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cykb95OUq-k

* # ¿ Jan 25, 2015 03:07
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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Remora posted:

Do we have any idea what Gus is tallying on his right arm?

His W/L record. Filled in triangles for wins, outlines for losses. Jones fight is half-filled

* # ¿ Jan 25, 2015 03:44
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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
i am never making a gdt again

the main events always end poorly

:stare:

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Fozzy The Bear posted:

What's the thing with Amirkhani eating an apple and getting all the women?

http://instagram.com/p/x4ekGSSSwy/?modal=true

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Hendo's fine http://instagram.com/p/yQ6mHQl1Co/

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