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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
hey you dead haven't seen you post in a bit?

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Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Is your mom ignoring your calls again?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
He talked to me on steam chat about a week ago, maybe he's just busy

the man has a life outside the forums, give him a break

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Nah I'm still here

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

gnarlyhotep posted:

He talked to me on steam chat about a week ago, maybe he's just busy

the man has a life outside the forums, give him a break

why would man who depends on the forums for his income not spend all day on them he finally start flipping burgers?

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
lmao anybody remeber how lowatx would say the forums are horrible until he went broke and then put a two week posting spree on the forums when he actually was broke

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

gnarlyhotep posted:

He talked to me on steam chat about a week ago, maybe he's just busy

the man has a life outside the forums, give him a break

What? This isn't allowed in the land of "work yourself to death"

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Goodness, did Lowtax's random spree on the forums dry up, well I never

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

sexy young infidel posted:

lmao anybody remeber how lowatx would say the forums are horrible until he went broke and then put a two week posting spree on the forums when he actually was broke

I don'[t remember any of this

Wootman
Sep 6, 2014

by XyloJW
*peeks head out of a hole*

mangosteen

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

gnarlyhotep posted:

I don'[t remember any of this

do more drugs dude

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014

gnarlyhotep posted:

I don'[t remember any of this

he spent about a year and half saying the forum was for fags on twitter, until the forums broke and half of SA vanished overnight... ahaha

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

sexy young infidel posted:

he spent about a year and half saying the forum was for fags on twitter, until the forums broke and half of SA vanished overnight... ahaha

huh, I've been a regular poster in GBS since 2008 and I don't remember this

maybe I've been getting old longer than I thought

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014

gnarlyhotep posted:

huh, I've been a regular poster in GBS since 2008 and I don't remember this

maybe I've been getting old longer than I thought

Y we're "problematic" to him in the twitterverse.. thats why your pay has been reduced so much ahha

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
there is no lowtax

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
If theres one mod worth paying its gnarl

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

sexy young infidel posted:

Y we're "problematic" to him in the twitterverse.. thats why your pay has been reduced so much ahha

well then again I don't pay attention to twitter or really anything outside SA, because heh why the gently caress would I

naem
May 29, 2011

Original "LOWTAX" character played by dick van dyke circa 1959

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014

gnarlyhotep posted:

well then again I don't pay attention to twitter or really anything outside SA, because heh why the gently caress would I

I'd donate $3 to keep you alive but yah outside of SA there's a whole new world

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
i'm going to post because i made this thread and haven't posted in a few posts

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

sexy young infidel posted:

I'd donate $3 to keep you alive but yah outside of SA there's a whole new world

yeah I know, it's just not worth my time keeping up with

if there's something worth knowing goons will post about it

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

sexy young infidel posted:

I'd donate $3 to keep you alive but yah outside of SA there's a whole new world

I'm sorry but the internet kind of sucks outside of SA. The world is awesome. The internet is not.

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014

Hobohemian posted:

I'm sorry but the internet kind of sucks outside of SA. The world is awesome. The internet is not.

You say that, but thers a lot of fags in somethingawful too... god bless

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

gnarlyhotep posted:

the man has a life outside the forums, give him a break

you don't need to lie to us

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

lowtax's pager goes off when his name is mentioned on the forums

bzzzt...bzzzzt....bzzzzzzzzzt

Butthead
May 31, 2011
Hi, I'm lowtacks. What's up?

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Butthead posted:

Hi, I'm lowtacks. What's up?

your tax

Flavor Truck
Nov 5, 2007

My Love for You is like a Truck
With his last ounce of strength, a corpulent man enthroned on a toilet caked in filth manages to press a small button on an emergency pendant

Somewhere in the house an electric box emits a loud tone, followed by a young woman's voice

"Hello? Mr. Kyanka? This is June with LifeAlert. Is everything alright? Mr. Kyanka can you hear me?"

With a wheeze, Lowtax leans forward and falls face-down onto the loathsome bathroom floor. A death rattle escapes him as he poops on his own balls.

pigpoopballs.jpg

Wootman
Sep 6, 2014

by XyloJW

Butthead posted:

Hi, I'm lowtacks. What's up?

... something seems odd here

Butthead
May 31, 2011

I believe so.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
I love my dead gay forum

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
Homohemiian

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
he told me to quit asking for free stuff so i asked him for more free stuff

Butthead
May 31, 2011
Thank you for signing up to this nonprofit internet forum. You will be happy to hear that 100% of earnings are used to eliminate the gay virus in Africa!

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

TOILETLORD posted:

he told me to quit asking for free stuff so i asked him for more free stuff

because you're a toddler

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014

someone double check this burn and make sure this guy knows hes a fag...

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
loving human being retRd bitches. *facepalms*

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Wootman posted:

*peeks head out of a hole*

mangosteen

You joke but mangosteen looks delicious.

biznatchio
Mar 31, 2001


Buglord

angerbeet posted:

Goodness, did Lowtax's random spree on the forums dry up, well I never

See ya again in another six to eight months, Lowtax!

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Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

sexy young infidel posted:

someone double check this burn and make sure this guy knows hes a fag...

I'm in your head bitch. If you want I can PM you a pic of my dong so you don't keep yourself up all nite thinking about it.

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