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I used to think I wanted to alter past events so that he would be my biodad, but as time went on I realized what I really wanted was for him to become the Hollow Earth in which I dwell and will someday die.
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Jan 25, 2015 00:42
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steve Harvey is a bigoted rear end in a top hat and a retard
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Jan 25, 2015 00:43
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And, g-d willing, I will live inside him.
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Jan 25, 2015 00:44
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mookface posted:steve Harvey is a bigoted rear end in a top hat and a retard he just straight up looks like a retard, too.
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Jan 25, 2015 00:45
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steve harvey is not funny
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Jan 25, 2015 00:46
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Jan 25, 2015 00:46
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He is large, like a bear, and I imagine very warm inside and out.
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Jan 25, 2015 00:48
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I want to cum inside steve Harvey and stay there
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Jan 25, 2015 00:49
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mookface posted:steve Harvey is a bigoted rear end in a top hat and a retard
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Jan 25, 2015 00:50
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When his mouth opens it will be daytime. When it closes, night.
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Jan 25, 2015 00:50
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I could live off of the foods he doesn't chew properly.
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Jan 25, 2015 00:52
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you could survive off whatever is left in his moustache it is like baleen
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Jan 25, 2015 00:53
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p hosed up if true
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Jan 25, 2015 00:54
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steve Harvey facts: steve Harvey believes that men cheat on women because there are women out there to cheat with steve Harvey has only one kidney but it's the size of two kidneys so it's ok, for now steve Harvey is black steve Harvey is a 'comedian'
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Jan 25, 2015 00:56
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Sometimes I would peek out of his mouth at the family feud families and wave at them.
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Jan 25, 2015 00:57
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ay yo steve whutchu got in that big ol loving suit h
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Jan 25, 2015 00:59
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mookface posted:you could survive off whatever is left in his moustache it is like baleen I always knew there must be some reason for him to have that insane mustache
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Jan 25, 2015 01:03
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 this photograph is doctored in someway it is a FRAUD steve Harvey is in fact much fatter than this
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Jan 25, 2015 01:04
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If his marriage every gets rocky I could write advice on slips of paper then, when he's sleeping, I would part his lips with my fingers, stick my arm out of his mouth and place the notes on his pillow.
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Jan 25, 2015 01:04
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 lookit this loving shame tent
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Jan 25, 2015 01:04
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What are you gonna do when he dies?
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Jan 25, 2015 01:07
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spooky girlfriend posted:I always knew there must be some reason for him to have that insane mustache its for feeding he dredges the sea
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Jan 25, 2015 01:08
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I've made my peace with my own mortality; I can certainly make peace with Steve's.
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Jan 25, 2015 01:08
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mookface posted:its for feeding he dredges the sea I realize he's just feeding on plankton, but if I saw this mouth coming at me in the ocean I'd still be really scared 
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Jan 25, 2015 01:16
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spooky girlfriend posted:I realize he's just feeding on plankton, but if I saw this mouth coming at me in the ocean I'd still be really scared he's like a whale-horse
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Jan 25, 2015 01:19
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mookface posted:
God drat he looks like garbage. Total garbage.
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Jan 25, 2015 01:20
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Lieberhaeschen posted:What are you gonna do when he dies? Steve Harvey is more than a person Steve Harvey is an idea and ideas can't be killed by sickle cell anemia
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Jan 25, 2015 01:20
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When I told my therapist about my plan, he said "I see" then wrote on his pad in silence for three whole minutes.
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Jan 25, 2015 01:21
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mysterious frankie posted:When I told my therapist about my plan, he said "I see" then wrote on his pad in silence for three whole minutes. He was just transcribing the lyrics to the "Whisper Song" by the Ying Yang Twins.
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Jan 25, 2015 01:22
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mysterious frankie posted:When I told my therapist about my plan, he said "I see" then wrote on his pad in silence for three whole minutes. gently caress him don't let the man crush your dreams
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Jan 25, 2015 01:22
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I feel that Steve Harvey owes the world both an explanation and personal apology for these pictures.    
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Jan 25, 2015 01:23
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spooky girlfriend posted:I feel that Steve Harvey owes the world both an explanation and personal apology for these pictures. What the gently caress is he doing, he looks horrible, delusional loving troglodyte.
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Jan 25, 2015 01:23
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spooky girlfriend posted:I feel that Steve Harvey owes the world both an explanation and personal apology for these pictures. why do these exist
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Jan 25, 2015 01:25
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how bloated must your ego be if you looked at the finish product of those and you're like "nah yeah thes look great post them"
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Jan 25, 2015 01:28
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holy gently caress is that after photoshop?
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Jan 25, 2015 01:29
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at first I thought you were a little bit crazy but now that I have reviewed and reflected I have come to the conclusion that there is ample room inside steve harvey for you to live
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Jan 25, 2015 01:31
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I've been making tryptycs which show what I imagine life inside Steve would be like, but the county keeps demolishing the buildings I've painted them on :/
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Jan 25, 2015 01:32
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This guy has been a fake gently caress forever
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Jan 25, 2015 01:37
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He's very real and I know where he lives.
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