Stottie Kyek posted:I'm not actually going to take any of your offers seriously, I already went to the bank and got a better deal. I'm just here because TV advertising is expensive, and now your audience is looking at my product at no cost to me! You're dead to me!
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I've already invested 10 million dollars of my own savings
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Jan 25, 2015 15:18
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Painful Dart Bomb posted:I've already invested 10 million dollars of my own savings *ominous music* *tension can be cut with a knife*
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Jan 25, 2015 15:19
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*Fubu guy is already out*
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I'm gay.
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Painful Dart Bomb posted:I've already invested 10 million dollars of my own savings And for that reason, I am out.
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Jan 25, 2015 17:15
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Look there's nothing about this thread that's proprietary. I could spent 100k of my own money and start a different GBS thread that will crush you like the cockroaches you are
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Jan 25, 2015 18:28
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Hi i'm offering 10% of my company for $500,000. Our flagship product allows you to punch someone in the face through the internet.
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Jan 25, 2015 18:32
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I'd buy that for a dollar.
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Jan 25, 2015 18:34
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Prostheticfoot posted:Look there's nothing about this thread that's proprietary. I could spent 100k of my own money and start a different GBS thread that will crush you like the cockroaches you are but but what you're getting...is, a ... a personal touch. You are getting the whole package, you are investing in ME
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*has no business plan* *can't do simple math* *is batshit crazy*
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EnderWiggin posted:Hi i'm offering 10% of my company for $500,000. Our flagship product allows you to punch someone in the face through the internet. can we see a sample?
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Jan 25, 2015 19:12
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My company combines man and machine by implanting an iphone directly in people. We shove iphones up peoples butts. Really far up there. 10% for 20 million.
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Jan 25, 2015 19:20
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Noyemi K posted:can we see a sample? If you're willing to be punched in the face.
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NakedWithCandy posted:My company combines man and machine by implanting an iphone directly in people. We shove iphones up peoples butts. Really far up there. 10% for 20 million. im willing to go in with robert, 20 million for 15% each, if hes willing to do it
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NakedWithCandy posted:My company combines man and machine by implanting an iphone directly in people. We shove iphones up peoples butts. Really far up there. 10% for 20 million. But all you've got is an idea. What's to stop me from shoving iPhones just as far up people's butts and cutting you out of the deal? It's not patantable or licensable, and for that reason, I'm out.
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*enters the den to see Theo Paphitis and Peter Jones deep dicking Duncan Banatyne* *milks the opportunity for an enourmous payout* "It looks like there's been some shagging in the den. Which of the dragons will be able to successfully pay off the entrepreneur?"
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Noyemi K posted:Are you saying you'd like some skin in the game? With Arlene, yes. I'm in.
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What I have here today, is going to revolutionize the way we piss and poo poo ourselves in public. Sharks, I give you diapants let the bidding begin
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*watches in horror as Barbara is revealed to be a mummified Egyptian queen when the makeup melts off*
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Noyemi K posted:*enters the den to see Theo Paphitis and Peter Jones deep dicking Duncan Banatyne* I'm selling my trademark for the East End Dragons and the NHL team slot I have on reserve. This is a hockey team that is entirely comprised of the cast of BBCs 'Dragons Den' and the peoples pitching to them. Each week a reality show will air showing their training and preparation for the game. This will be followed by the live broadcast in relevant markets. The trademark is 200k the team facilities are up to you. Mark Cuban would pay to see aging venture capitalists cross check eachother.
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"I am here to show you my revolutionary new cheese grater. Here to help demonstrate is my very good friend Snoop Dog".
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I cook bacon just like my grandma used to make. One million dollars for 5%. *Starts crying* She passed away last week, I loved her... I'll do it for 10%.
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Camoes posted:I cook bacon just like my grandma used to make. One million dollars for 5%. You're dead to me just like your mother 
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Alan Smithee posted:You're dead to me just like your mother the mexican dream is alive and well, that is the power of the Shark Den
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I am willing to part with 5% of my company for one trillian dollars *tries not to look offended when sharks express disgust at the evaluation*
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I'm here to pitch to the Sharks the ULTIMATE in retrotelecom technology. Retro is incredibly popular right now, it's very popular. People are buying old games, old albums, old clothes, even old technology. So, I want to take this one step further. A USB phone charger that plugs into the old corded phone outlets in your house! It's trendy, it's kitschy, it's reclaiming outlets in our homes we've all still got but none of us use. Our first year making these in our garage we were selling about 50 a week at $10 each. But in order to really make more money at this, we need capital to get this rolled out on a nationwide scale. I think our biggest hurdle to that is that the FCC has been fining us, severely, over unapproved power draw from the communication infrastructure for these...
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Theo Profiteroles: "You a bloody cheeky pair of monkeys, I am out!"
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I'd like you to invest in my spring loaded prayer mat business. Prophets are going through the roof!
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"My company makes affordable and realistic intimate lifestyle therapy mannequins. My partner and I started making these in our dorm rooms back in college before we dropped out to go into business for ourselves. The pair of us have been pulling in a consistent $100K a year profit serving our small clientele and have been constantly upgrading our merchandise along the way. Our data shows that most people wouldn't be opposed to engaging in regular, devoted and even life-long romantic and sexual relationships with humanoid inanimate object if not for the problems of cost, quality and social acceptability. We have solved problems one and two. However, we feel where we've had problems is the last issue. In the prospectus I've given each of you, you'll notice we've cited 4 separate peer-reviewed articles from scientific and medical journals documenting that due to our society's lack of human contact and so much emphasis being placed on physical appearances and social status, most people are becoming depressed due to lack of desired physical companionship. To address the problem of social acceptability, we've begun the process of working with the FDA on repositioning and rebranding our intimacy products as medical devices. Instead of shamefully ordering a product like this from the back of a magazine, your doctor can give you a prescription for one of our mannequins to treat the symptoms of social and emotional disorders that people will be facing in the coming years... ...and THAT is what sets us apart from EVERY OTHER MANUFACTURER of products similar to this in the marketplace, because our products will not have the stigma of a dimly-lit sex-shoppe attached to them. In the next 10 years, we are looking at our sales increasing from the dozens of units per quarter, but to the thousands! We're asking for $1M in exchange for 30% of the company. JediTalentAgent fucked around with this message at 12:51 on Jan 26, 2015 |
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JediTalentAgent posted:"My company makes affordable and realistic intimate lifestyle therapy mannequins. My partner and I started making these in our dorm rooms back on college on it before we dropped out to go into business for ourselves. The pair of us have been pulling in a consistent $100K a year profit serving our small clientele and have been constantly upgrading our merchandise along the way. I can see the market for it, but I have to be passionate about products I invest in, and I'm just not passionate about this, so I'm out.
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"I want 50,000 for 30%" *gets offers better than that* "I dunno..." *all the sharks are out*
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Lizard's Lair https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsNQNCw_wPc
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jon joe posted:"I want 50,000 for 30%" "Well now that we have a bidding war going, how much do YOU think the valuation should be?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un96v87jWcg
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*gets a generous offer from not-mark-cuban "I was really looking to get a deal from Mark Cuban" Not-Mark-Cuban: I'm out.
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Volume posted:*Starts every sentence with the word "so"* this is the worst loving trend since people started saying like all the time
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Fubu man: "I just wanna say I'm out, but lemme at them chipitos bags" *snacks on chipitos, the deep fried chip that's like a taco flavored chip*
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