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Legend says that if you post "i'm gay" enough on the forums you will turn into a fine gay dude one day.
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im gay
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Jan 25, 2015 07:06
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Thanks for the swift PM Mookface, but I;m gonna need pics of both house and wife. TIA.
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nomadologique posted:walk through poorly lit public parks in the middle of the night Thats probably the laziest way to go gay tbh
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Japanese Phone Box posted:Legend says that if you post "i'm gay" enough on the forums you will turn into a gay dude instantly. this happened to me. be careful, it is irreversible!
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Jan 25, 2015 07:30
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just do what feels right bro. theres nothing more manly than feeling good and making a bud feel good too.
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Jan 25, 2015 07:33
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some dudes go for the arse but if i wanted that id get some pussy. you have to learn the c2c way, the cockrub warrior way. bro.
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What do I do if my dad is so Gay that he had literally outgayed Elton John by having sex with 20 year old illegal immigrants? E: my dad is literally loving a Filipino teenager at this moment, he is 55 in San Jose Mayor Dave fucked around with this message at 07:42 on Jan 25, 2015 |
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Jan 25, 2015 07:37
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Serious post: being gay makes life rather more complicated, at least if trying a semblance at normal legally recogized equality. Semi-serious post: if just trying to get laid, there is some truth to hooking up happening a lot among us gays, but first you need to identify fellow gay guys, then find a cute one who likes you back. From what I understand of straight relationships, same courting dance, just make it 2 dicks vs. 1. Sexy post: call me. I'll turn you queerer than a $3 bill. I'm (gay) married, but hubby will be happy to lend an appendage too.
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piratescurvy posted:Serious post: being gay makes life rather more complicated, at least if trying a semblance at normal legally recogized equality. um we were just being ironic.. your kind isnt welcome here in gbs
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Jan 25, 2015 07:47
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I'm dtf still. Y'know
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Jan 25, 2015 07:51
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Mom always told me that if you're going to stick it out, you'd better start young. So
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My dad is 57 but he keeps it tight. I've seen his Scruff profile and most dudes that I know would jump his bones.
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Jan 25, 2015 08:14
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you gotta start wanking to only gay porn, but like start with chicks to dicks and then go to twinks and then just whatever regular gay porn
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Jan 25, 2015 08:30
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just keep posting, it will come
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Jan 25, 2015 08:40
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Read a Foucault anthology. That dudes words are like a gay magic spell for fence sitters. You won't even know it's happening and then one day..bam you will notice weiners everywhere, and wonder shamelessly and longingly. not that it happened to me or anything, I'm immune to gay spells.................................
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Jan 25, 2015 08:40
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OP both my ex-wives are now gay, so I guess my cum will turn you gay? Lets meet up
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The Rage posted:OP both my ex-wives are now gay, so I guess my cum will turn you gay? Lets meet up Correlation does not equal causation
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Don Tacorleone posted:Correlation does not equal causation It was literally within hours of being doused in my cum that I found them in bed with another woman, HOW CAN YOU SHAME ME LIKE THIS
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The Rage posted:both my ex-wives are now gay Now that's a good party icebreaker.
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mookface posted:I've been thinking a lot about it and I've come to the conclusion that life would be a lot simpler and a lot better for me if I was gay. There is a small problem with this which I am currently facing and this problem is that I'm decidedly not gay at all. Are there any steps I can take to correct this? i have good news for you, op: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz148nT-UMg
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The Rage posted:It was literally within hours of being doused in my cum that I found them in bed with another woman, HOW CAN YOU SHAME ME LIKE THIS nigga that's sitcom material
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Jan 25, 2015 21:16
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being the op of this thread would be a great way to get started
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Jan 25, 2015 21:20
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Are you hot or at least a 6.5 willing to get me really drunk? I can see what we can work out...
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have a gay friend hook you up with some "starter gays" and then work yourself up from there Cake Smashing Boob fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Jan 25, 2015 |
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Jan 25, 2015 21:26
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mookface posted:I've been thinking a lot about it and I've come to the conclusion that life would be a lot simpler and a lot better for me if I was gay. There is a small problem with this which I am currently facing and this problem is that I'm decidedly not gay at all. Are there any steps I can take to correct this? The GAY AGENDA???!
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Jan 26, 2015 01:31
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Just do what a bunch of lesbians do. Get sick of dealing w/ men and switch cuz it's easier. But in reverse.
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Cake Smashing Boob posted:have a gay friend hook you up with some "starter gays" and then work yourself up from there get a starter dick and then buy boosters
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Tom Collins posted:Mookface is going to buy a 1998 Mitsubishi Delica Space Gear - 2.4L turbodiesel, 4WD - and live down by the river. reddit.com/r/vandwelling
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if craigslist is any indication being gay is just about loving strangers all the time, so maybe start in m4m casual encounters
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Jan 26, 2015 01:37
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have you tried joinnig the navy? that is an old and storied method, quite reliable if sources are to be believed
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Jan 26, 2015 01:40
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Go to Rodrigo hes the best. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5i6BHBuqxE
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The Rage posted:It was literally within hours of being doused in my cum that I found them in bed with another woman, HOW CAN YOU SHAME ME LIKE THIS u got a thing for closeted lesbians, and they got a thing for u this is ok, there's something for everyone out there
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you can learn to like men op but that alone won't make you gay you also have to learn to not like women
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The Whole Internet posted:you also have to learn to not like women Just spend time with them. Still won't make you gay, though. It will just make you hate the world.
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Jan 27, 2015 01:05
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Want me to post some selfies? They'll turn you gay pretty quick.
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Jan 27, 2015 01:11
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get bred by the billionaire dinosaur
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Jan 27, 2015 01:16
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Just put your lips together and blow.
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Well through a hybrid negative reinforcement/Positive punishment regimen involving porn and this golf cart battery I can stop or severely reduce you response to heterosexual stimuli and increase your response to homosexual stimuli. By applying a constant safe but painful shock to your genitals while exposing you to heterosexual pornography and ceasing aforementioned shock when exposing you to homosexual pornography.
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SirDan3k posted:Well through a hybrid negative reinforcement/Positive punishment regimen involving porn and this golf cart battery I can stop or severely reduce you response to heterosexual stimuli and increase your response to homosexual stimuli. negative reinforcement wont make him gay it will just make him sex averse! jeez what you need to do is strap him in clockwork orange style and arouse him sexually, then near the "moment of no return" introduce some hot gay porn. repeat this process and introduce the hot gay porn sooner and sooner. eventually he will associate it with sexual pleasure and he will now be gay or insane 
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