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I came here for ape-dick, I leave disappointed.
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Jan 25, 2015 06:39
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Monkeys are funny
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Jan 25, 2015 06:39
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Those are incredibly hosed up and freakish looking apes. If I ran a zoo and my apes came in looking like that I would immediately set fire to their enclosure and laugh as the loving abominations sizzled with their flesh sloughing off and nothing but the ecstasy of agony reflecting off their eyes as a halo of flame consumes their hideous unnatural forms.
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Jan 25, 2015 06:40
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yes no yes yes no
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Jan 25, 2015 06:40
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Zeroisanumber posted:I came here for ape-dick, I leave disappointed. they all ripped each others dicks off
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Jan 25, 2015 06:40
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Haverchuck posted:they all ripped each others dicks off Lol.
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Jan 25, 2015 06:41
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Zeroisanumber posted:I came here for ape-dick, I leave disappointed. Seriously. I need to see them, to scale.
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Jan 25, 2015 06:41
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Apes all rip each other's dicks off. "Okay line up for the shot."
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Jan 25, 2015 06:41
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mucocele posted:Seriously. I need to see them, to scale. pretty sure my cock is bigger than a gorilla's. > https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis#Mammals quote:For example, an adult gorilla's erect penis is about 4 cm (1.5 in) in length; an adult chimpanzee, significantly smaller (in body size) than a gorilla, has a penis size about double that of the gorilla.
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Jan 25, 2015 06:45
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Tom Collins posted:pretty sure my cock is bigger than a gorilla's. I didn't even realize that was in the metric system at first. Holy crap that's a little weiner. I mean, what does it look like non-erect? A button?
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Jan 25, 2015 06:49
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mucocele posted:I mean, what does it look like non-erect? A button? Pretty sure I've done enough of the legwork on this subject now, so you just go ahead and let us know if you find out
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Jan 25, 2015 06:50
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Orangutan is the best Ape. Look at his cuddly face!
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Jan 25, 2015 06:51
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I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-a to chimpan-z.
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Jan 25, 2015 06:51
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spud posted:Orangutan is the best Ape. Look at his cuddly face! Just looks like a featureless mount of clumped flesh.
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Jan 25, 2015 06:52
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Tom Collins posted:Pretty sure I've done enough of the legwork on this subject now, so you just go ahead and let us know if you find out ape dick expert
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Jan 25, 2015 06:52
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humans are apes
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Jan 25, 2015 06:54
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 GORILLA gorilla gorilla 
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Jan 25, 2015 06:58
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Baron Von Pigeon posted:humans are apes You loving liar!
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Jan 25, 2015 06:59
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRRl5XQXfTI
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Jan 25, 2015 07:01
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Frank Horrigan posted:
If that gorilla is a Western Lowland Gorilla then it should read GORILLA Gorilla gorilla gorilla
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Jan 25, 2015 07:01
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JebanyPedal posted:Just looks like a featureless mount of clumped flesh. But you would mount it anyway right?
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Jan 25, 2015 07:02
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Frank Horrigan posted:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo
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Jan 25, 2015 07:02
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MAGILLA GORILLA AINT A KILLA. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd3Jc24OVxM
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Jan 25, 2015 07:02
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Tom Collins posted:pretty sure my cock is bigger than a gorilla's. ducks have pseudo-penis, the more you know
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Jan 25, 2015 08:03
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Simstim posted:ducks have pseudo-penis, the more you know "In mammals, all intact developmentally typical males have a penis, but the clitoris in the females of the following species is sufficiently enlarged that it is usually termed a pseudo-penis: spotted hyena,[1] squirrel monkey,[citation needed]" ill be right back with that citation
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Jan 25, 2015 08:19
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tyheres too much to quote fomr that page. its the hottest wikipedia page i have ever read. im masturbagin rn
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Jan 25, 2015 08:21
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HAHAHAHHA great apes can tear are balls and face off but we got the major cocks lol chimp bitches be sadden by them struttin scrote rippers
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Jan 25, 2015 08:33
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no wonder chimps want to tear are balls and dick ofg, theirs is too sad and frumpy lol
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Jan 25, 2015 08:35
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The Dennis System posted:I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-a to chimpan-z. lmao
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Jan 25, 2015 14:25
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Its true that we have some monkeys and apes that screetchity screech when they matity mate but, theyre still crescent fresh. Monkey love's the best
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Jan 25, 2015 17:45
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8G5gSP64D4
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Jan 25, 2015 17:48
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rape ape
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Jan 25, 2015 17:53
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i like apes
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Jan 25, 2015 19:14
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i was REALLY hoping to see a compare and contrast hominid dicks and i'm glad i wasn't the only one
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Jan 25, 2015 19:18
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Looking at this on my phone so can't read the lettering. But man, these apes all look like pieces of poo poo, particularly the one on the far right.
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Jan 25, 2015 19:21
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a messed up horse posted:i like apes why dont you marry them?
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Jan 25, 2015 19:24
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Bea Nanner posted:why dont you marry them? can't get any replies to my messages on apemingle.com 
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Jan 25, 2015 19:40
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i guess im apecurious, for the right ape i mean
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it kind of looks like they are dancing the macarena
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