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Hey honey, I'm going to be out of town for work this week. Ok. Great, see you Friday. Ok. Love you.
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Seriously "ok" is the worst response you can get.so much goes into those two letters
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No! I want to give youuuuuu oral sex! NO! I want to give YOUUUUUUUU oral sex!
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Jan 27, 2015 20:24
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Why the gently caress would anyone ever get married? Are you loving retarded or something?
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Jan 27, 2015 20:25
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You loving call this romance, Janet?
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Jan 27, 2015 20:31
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Hey honey, I'm going to be out of town for work this week.
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Hey honey, I'm going to be out of town for work this week.
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naem posted:No! I want to give youuuuuu oral sex! This seems like such a non issue.
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Jan 27, 2015 21:08
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naem posted:No! I want to give youuuuuu oral sex! You can just do it at the same time??
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Borrowed Ladder posted:You can just do it at the same time?? You still get all worked up pretending to fight, especially if you interrupt an actual fight
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Apthous posted:Why the gently caress would anyone ever get married? Are you loving retarded or something? bumping this thread to quote this. marriage is for suckers
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I can't help but think that someday, five, ten, twenty years down the road I'll wake up and say to myself "Where did it all go?" "What was it all for?" You know? Janet, do you ever stop and think why we're doing this I mean why we're REALLY doing this?
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Feb 1, 2015 04:26
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naem posted:No! I want to give youuuuuu oral sex!  
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Feb 1, 2015 04:28
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My premature ejaculation was deliberate this time. I was gonna lose it when your oval office blasted my shaft with another air loaf so I figured I'd throw in the towel early.
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why is there always all this stuff on the dining table? i can never eat at the table because there's always stuff on it! you don't eat at the table anyway! I don't eat at the table because there's always stuff on it! *baby cries in background*
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Gaunab posted:I pooped the bed opposite
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LegoPirateNinja posted:why is there always all this stuff on the dining table? i can never eat at the table because there's always stuff on it! "How did this become my life?!?!?!?!?>?"
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Feb 1, 2015 05:27
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*long turf war over body pillow, each party refusing to drop $20 for a spare*
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Why did you not invite me to go camping? Because I know you hate camping and would not want to go You should have invited me! Would you have gone? No of course not. But I want you to want me to go!
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Feb 1, 2015 06:05
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*wakes up to find partner masturbating, gets mad they didn't ask to gently caress first*
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Feb 1, 2015 06:14
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Honey, can you take out the trash? gently caress YOU, BITCH
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I keep telling you to stop doing that and you keep doing it. Stop doing it! Well stop it. I know, that's why you should stop it. I know. I know. Yeah that's why I said stop doing it! You're doing it again aren't you. *gist of argument continues for another solid hour discussing the pros and cons of stopping it*
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Bruce Kison posted:Honey, can you take out the trash? The second line is said to self as they take out the trash.
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Vorik posted:this thread is making me not want to get married It is not ALL bad. At least it is undone with the sweet kiss of death.
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Bonzo posted:Good luck if you can watch this without wanting to smash your computer. holy poo poo was that the Sopranos? that's the show everyone raved about for eight years?
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baby i noticed your friend gary mentioned he hung out with you on facebook? i thought we agreed you wouldn't hang out with him anymore
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YEAH WELL YOU'RE DRUNK
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YEAH WELL BEING DRUNK DOESN'T MAKE ME WRONG DOES IT
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What do you mean "Rodney needs new soccer cleats?"
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU KINDA SORTA hosed HIM
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"This corn is RAW!" "I know, isn't it so wonderful? It's so crisp!" "Of course it's crisp, it's raw!" "No, it's terrific. You can just taste the vitamin A and D in here, it's great." "Could we have pills and cook the corn?"
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Hector Beerlioz posted:"This corn is RAW!" Would you like to play a game?
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"My parents are dropping by in about 20 minutes. I didnt say anything because i wanted you here instead of running off to Barnes & Noble for the rest of the day. Now please don't argue, I have to mop the kitchen now..." Seething with cold, quiet fury, Harry stands up, walks into the half bathroom and pees all over seat & floor. Then walks into basement man-cave and fires up the 360 for a marathon session of Gears of War with surround speakers w/explode bass. Makes mental note to pee in the Azaleas bushes outside the door while in-laws are upstairs.
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4:30 pm: "Hunny, instead of coming home from work tonight like you planned and then cooking dinner with me and then going to the gym , do u wanna meet me and my obese friend cheryl at this new Tapas place we heard about that's 40 miles from your work in the wrong direction?" 4:31 pm: "?" 4:31 pm: "??" 4:32 pm: "you know what it's fine, go to the gym. have a good time"
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