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bros are the worst thing to happen to this world what is a bro you ask? imagine the most basic bitch you can possible imagine. then imagine she's a man and she rapes people. that's a bro. bros like call of duty, sports, tank tops, preworkout supplements, coachella, and rape.  bros in their natural habitat of coachella over 80% of rapes on college campuses are comitted by bros. [1]. not only are they rapists of women, they are rapists of culture, due to their terrible tastes in music, movies, fashion, video games, etc. the reason most bros rape is that they are secretely gay, and they are trying to force themselves to be straight by forcing a woman to have sex with them. [2]. the other not gay bros rape because of rape culture.[3]  bros playing sports, probably before comitting a rape so what can you do to stop this menance? first of all, do not engage in any bro activities. doing activities like sports, going to the gym,or listening to EDM not only normalizes these behaviors, but it makes you more likely to rape. second, if you see a bro, mock him. not to his face, because he may use violence on you and/or rape you. but if you make fun of him with people around you, you create a culture of bro shame that combats rape culture. third, if you see a bro talking to a woman, intervene immediately. step in between them and loudly say "you will not rape this woman" repeatedly until the bro leaves. this may seem extreme but desprate times call for desprate measures. thank you for reading. lets get rid of bros once and for all.
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sorry girls dont touch your dick
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Jan 25, 2015 18:55
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw_NBDbgL_A
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Jan 25, 2015 18:56
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What do you have against sports and not being fat?
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Jan 25, 2015 18:58
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Wow, you totally missed an opportunity for a "Brontam Menace" joke
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Jan 25, 2015 18:59
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I'm proud to be a bro. I'm not afraid to say it anymore.
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Jan 25, 2015 19:00
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What the gently caress is Coachella?
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Jan 25, 2015 19:00
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bro-ny
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Jan 25, 2015 19:01
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[quote="BOY EAT A rear end OUT" post="440698660" the reason most bros rape is that they are secretely gay [/quote] I agree, bros genetate and stealthily release the gay
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Jan 25, 2015 19:07
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Naturally, goons would hate people who are in shape, get laid and go out to have fun with friends on a regular basis.
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Jan 25, 2015 19:08
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A question; who do nerds hate more, bros or hipsters?
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Jan 25, 2015 19:10
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I like tank tops since sometimes my shoulders get too hot in the summer
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Jan 25, 2015 19:10
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Naturally, goons would hate people who are in shape, get laid and go out to have fun with friends on a regular basis. And enjoy popular media of any stripe
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Jan 25, 2015 19:12
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Did you register this account just to post this thread?
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Jan 25, 2015 19:13
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Bros can sometimes be ok. I dunno.
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psyopmonkey posted:Bros can sometimes be ok. There is no room for empathy in the heart of a goon, you must disabuse yourself of such childish emotions
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Ragtime Cthulhu posted:There is no room for empathy in the heart of a goon, you must disabuse yourself of such childish emotions No. You shush newbie.
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Jan 25, 2015 19:18
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psyopmonkey posted:No. Search your feelings, you know it to be true You cannot like anybody who is different, it is not our way
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Jan 25, 2015 19:20
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bros are cool and friendly and will invite you over to their dorm to play beerpong and invite all the ladies so all you just have to bring a 30 rack of natty ice and your own condoms
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Jan 25, 2015 19:22
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BOY EAT A rear end OUT posted:
in the extreme case, physically block his cock with your body
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Laughing Man posted:bros are cool and friendly and will invite you over to their dorm to play beerpong and invite all the ladies so all you just have to bring a 30 rack of natty ice and your own condoms I enjoy a rousing game of Edward 40 Hands. No duct tape though. Thats unsafe.
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Jan 25, 2015 19:25
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Lets all sign up for the Spartan Run/Tough Mudder
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Jan 25, 2015 19:34
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im gay
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Darkman Fanpage posted:im gay *high five* see you at the kegger bro
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did you ever notice how bros/frat guys often sound like they have a cold when they speak? like they're stuffed up. also, most of them artificially lower the pitch of their voices and speak very monotone. it's weird. edit: presumably, they do these things to sound more "macho macho" but i see right loving through it. IzzyFnStradlin fucked around with this message at 20:08 on Jan 25, 2015 |
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Jan 25, 2015 20:04
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Yeah, cool guys who can get sex. gently caress those guys.
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:did you ever notice how bros/frat guys often sound like they have a cold when they speak? like they're stuffed up. You just answered your own question retard. As someone with a bizarrely deep voice it becomes so obvious when people are trying to lower it on purpose. That poo poo is unbelievably gay.
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Ragtime Cthulhu posted:Search your feelings, you know it to be true This. Goons have the social skills of a Beholder, and there's nothing anyone can do to change that.
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Jan 25, 2015 20:42
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Jan 25, 2015 20:43
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lmao what a gaywad the op is
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Jan 25, 2015 20:47
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I had a trainer who was super stereotypically bro, and I'd call him bro a lot and broheim and brometheus sorta poking fun at him, and he thought I was doing it sincerely and made fun of me
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Jan 25, 2015 20:49
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I'm a former bro. Really I'm a nerd but the military paid for school so I had to bro it up to survive but secretly in my heart of hearts I remained a hipster
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Jan 25, 2015 20:50
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mookface posted:A question; who do nerds hate more, bros or hipsters? They hate hipsters more, because they can tell themselves that they are mentally superior to bros and feel better, but hipsters are just nerds that get laid.
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Jan 25, 2015 20:51
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i'm sorry no one wanted to go to coachella with you nerd op can't believe op just tried to hate on beer and sports, what a god drat poofter
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Jan 25, 2015 20:57
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what if im too weak and shy to be a bro, not cool enough to be a hipter, and actually pretty dumb so can't be a nerd, now loving what? what am i??
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Jan 25, 2015 20:58
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RavenKrows posted:sorry girls dont touch your dick
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appropriatemetaphor posted:what if im too weak and shy to be a bro, not cool enough to be a hipter, and actually pretty dumb so can't be a nerd, now loving what? what am i?? Emo. Or twee (shoegaze)
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Universe Master posted:Yeah, cool guys who can get sex. bros are only "cool" among other bros. also getting sex (a) isn't that big a deal (b) doesn't mean anything if you do it by coercing a blacked out drunk girl at a party
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there's just something about a group of healthy young males engaging in camaraderie, testing their mental and physical toughness with each other, and openly pursuing women that just feels very wrong and intimidating to the point that i need to put on some good anime to keep me from thinking about it and being able to suck a nice fat dick or appreciate their bros supple rear end while retaining their masculinity is just inhuman
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