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so when you called your internet provider and they said "yep their stealing your sync cable" did you ask them to come out and rectify the situation? did they offer? seems to me like this is something they would handle.
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My dog can't go to the vet without his tranquilizers and his muzzle or else he will murder the vet
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mods plz move this thread to the STDH.txt thread thnx
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:so when you called your internet provider and they said "yep their stealing your sync cable" did you ask them to come out and rectify the situation? did they offer? seems to me like this is something they would handle. Yes, they are going to handle it. I fear the clash and bad blood that comes afterward. You can't have bad blood when there is no blood. Could I feed all their blood to my dog? Can dogs eat blood?
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Jan 26, 2015 01:37
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i dont get it
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Call the cable company you loving retard.
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Waltzing Along posted:Call the cable company you loving retard. the dude is coming out to take their connection off tomorrow i am a proudly celibate retard and ill thank you not to judge
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Wulfolme posted:Yes, they are going to handle it. I fear the clash and bad blood that comes afterward.
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Jan 26, 2015 01:41
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Then close the thread. Shouldn't have wasted the bandwidth in the first place.
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Jan 26, 2015 01:42
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go knock on their door dressed as a cable guy. have you not seen porn?
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No one has asked the most important question. Where do you live? Your course of action depends on this.
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Megiddo posted:(do not actually do this)
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If they are jacking your internet how are you posting this OP. Your story is full of holes and nobody believes your poo poo.
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Jan 26, 2015 02:52
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pics or it didn't happen
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call the police on your neighbor and MAKE SURE TO PLANT DRUGS IN HIS HOUSE
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It must all burn
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Jan 26, 2015 02:54
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have sex with him. then blackmail him. now he'll pay your internet bill.
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arson seems like the best way to go here. it's a proven solution
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texasmed posted:arson seems like the best way to go here. it's a proven solution this is not a good idea. it might damage the op's internet wires. this is a bad thing.
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Typical ineffective goon logic. There's enough cable here, so lets work with what we have. Unplug it from the pole when he's not home, and untangle the bundle. You need it to move without obstruction. Next, run it to your house and though a side window. Secure it with a hook or something so it can't be pulled out. When he eventually comes knocking, simply insert the end of the coaxial cable into your waiting anus. Answer the door nude, and inform the enquirer that you will gladly return the cable after you've finished receiving the coordinates of the Kennedy evidence. This takes 3-5 days under standard galactic conditions. That should do it, but if not, post here for additional guidance.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:If they are jacking your internet how are you posting this OP. Your story is full of holes and nobody believes your poo poo. My house is owned by the same people as the apartment complex across the street, and they have free wifi for their tenants. It's slow and spotty and I had to buy a little usb wifi dongle to use it with my desktop but i can still post post on it
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If your cable tech is a contractor, he's probably making less than the minimum wage. Slip him a Jackson or two to make a service call to girlyhouse and install some cams. Monetize on that; murder the cableman.
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Wulfolme posted:Who likes mspaint visual aids gary oldmans diary posted:your connection looks good from here op lolin yea op it looks like you got a wire runnin to your house wtf is the problem? they got two cables? why are you so greedy?
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they hosed with it at the box that the cables come out of my cable dont do nuthin no more
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Have sex with him.
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then put a loving yellow squiqly line over the box at the poll to represent its fritzing out so a house of all girls got up on that pole and re-routed cable? we've done it, feminisim is accomplished
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Wulfolme posted:they hosed with it at the box that the cables come out of So gently caress with his/hers/theirs/xyrs with your knife and hellhound I don't man, what do you want from us? loving do it already
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Jan 26, 2015 03:27
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HAve you tried going over and talking to them. Like as a freindly neighbor - not bringing up the cable.
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taste your dog's pee
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Was woken up this morning by my neighbour telling me my rabbit had gotten out and was in another neighbour's yard. I went around there are she was gone, so i knocked on another half dozen neighbors doors who let me look in their backyards.... no luck. Half an hour later another neighbour knocked on my door telling me my rabbit had been spotted. With the help of 5 neighbours we were able to catch the flighty little bugger and get her home. This is how a functional country works.
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i guess i had a similar situation with a neighbor only he was operating a huge illegal cb radio setup with a massive tower. his cb broadcasts would literally come through any speaker in the house, it was impossible to deal with after a while. so i went over and said hello, and he was this huge dude that could have been a legit recently retired pro wrestler. came to the door with no shirt on and i said hello, i'm your next door neighbor, he was like "i don't like people in my poo poo, get off my porch before i gently caress you up" i didn't really want to hurt this guy, so i left and then got out my throwing stars and arranged them in order of lethality, should this aggressive sociopath attempt to storm my house by force. i also practiced a lot with them, so you know i'm poised to gently caress this guy up and how. the house over from me had some new age family move in, i brought them a casserole for a house warming. the new dude asked me about the radio sounds, i told him that i called the police, they didn't do dick, tried to talk to him, but he's a raging roid psychotic. this patchouli smelling guy that just moved in decides to try and reason with george the animal steel of cb radio and gets knocked out cold. cops come and arrest the nice hippy for trespassing and some other poo poo. turns out the cb psycho was a retired cop and was pretty much allowed to beat up anyone because he put up signs like "no trespassing" and "gently caress the dog beware of owner". i moved, that dude was a real jerk. hope this helps.
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VelociBacon posted:2-5 girls living alone in a house are not going out there and splitting coax and stealing your internet. No, but some friendzoned schlub who wants to bone one or all of them would be.
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:pics or it didn't happen
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VelociBacon posted:2-5 girls living alone in a house are not going out there and splitting coax and stealing your internet. whores love layin cable
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Harry in Rio posted:i guess i had a similar situation with a neighbor only he was operating a huge illegal cb radio setup with a massive tower. his cb broadcasts would literally come through any speaker in the house, it was impossible to deal with after a while. so i went over and said hello, and he was this huge dude that could have been a legit recently retired pro wrestler. came to the door with no shirt on and i said hello, i'm your next door neighbor, he was like "i don't like people in my poo poo, get off my porch before i gently caress you up" i didn't really want to hurt this guy, so i left and then got out my throwing stars and arranged them in order of lethality, should this aggressive sociopath attempt to storm my house by force. i also practiced a lot with them, so you know i'm poised to gently caress this guy up and how. omg you brought your new neighbours a casserole like Ned Flanders?. You're just as bad as the CB radio guy, maybe even worse. A lot of problems in that neighbourhood to be sure.
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whoflungpoop posted:whores love layin cable this is actually a huge problem, it's often ignored but a real issue nonetheless.
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Wulfolme posted:Who likes mspaint visual aids why are you pissing down from the ceiling?
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Wulfolme posted:Hello GBS. I joined the 21st century last week and got a good internet connection. It broke. I went out to look at the pole and there's a cable coming down from the box and going to a big heap in someone's backyard. When I called the dude to tell him it ain't working he said half to himself "yeah. they're stealing your sync line." Your story lost me when you and / or the helldesk started making poo poo up.
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