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It is my dream to marry Lowtax and be his second asian wife, the one that finally and completely crushes the tiny remaining remnants of his happiness and sanity. STEP 1: In order to achieve this goal I must first trick into marrying me, so I need advice on what I should do in order to woo Lowtax and make him fall in love with me. STEP 2: And then I also need advice on how I should crush his soul after we're married.
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Jan 26, 2015 01:17
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show him ur vagina
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Jan 26, 2015 01:18
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i dont think you are a girl or asian
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Jan 26, 2015 01:20
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WOOING: One idea I already have is to wear a blonde wig and glasses like these so he can't tell that I'm asian. I feel he might be feeling a little gun-shy about asians right now, which is bad for me. AFTER MARRIAGE: Before marrying, I will pretend to be a cool atheist chick, but then after we're married I will slowly start talking more and more about religion until finally I insist on him going to church every Sunday with me, and having weekly women's Bible Study classes over at our house while I kick him into the basement. Finally I will refuse to have sex with him until I'm "sure he's right with God."
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Jan 26, 2015 01:20
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Build a house out of stairs
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Jan 26, 2015 01:21
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Daedra posted:show him ur vagina You should be more clear, because this is good PRE-MARRIAGE advice, but bad AFTER-MARRIAGE advice.
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Jan 26, 2015 01:21
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shmorky already crushed lowtax's remaining happiness and sanity
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Jan 26, 2015 01:21
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Potato
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Jan 26, 2015 01:22
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alternatively become shmorky
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Jan 26, 2015 01:22
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There's that Chinese woman who has broken asian wife records by cutting off her husband's penis twice, so I hope to be the one to manage three times. This is end game stuff, though, so I'm getting ahead of myself.
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Jan 26, 2015 01:23
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tits or gtfo
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Jan 26, 2015 01:23
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Jan 26, 2015 01:24
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build gokus in minecraft
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Jan 26, 2015 01:25
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Darkman Fanpage posted:shmorky already crushed lowtax's remaining happiness and sanity I plan on gas-lighting Lowtax by making Lowtax think that Schmorky is stalking him. Little things will go missing, like my clothes and bras, and I'll be like "Where's this stuff going?!" And I'll have big piles of wet toilet paper showing up mysteriously around the house. Maybe I'll hire a midget to hide in the attic and make Klerf noises.
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Jan 26, 2015 01:26
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midnightclimax posted:tits or gtfo We're gonna have to see the goods before we can come up with a plan for you. You wouldn't write a play book without meeting the team first, you wouldn't enter a magic tournament without knowing what you've got in your deck, etc.
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Jan 26, 2015 01:26
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Frank Horrigan posted:We're gonna have to see the goods before we can come up with a plan for you. You wouldn't write a play book without meeting the team first, you wouldn't enter a magic tournament without knowing what you've got in your deck, etc. Uh, if I posted a photo in this thread Lowtax would be looking out for me as a threat and danger, pretty bad advice, imo.
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Jan 26, 2015 01:34
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unless you are an asian you probably wont' have much luck lowtax loves sideways vagina
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Jan 26, 2015 01:35
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Trying to upgrade to spooky wife eh? First step is get married, second is die in an unfortunate accident, third is come back as a ghost!
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Jan 26, 2015 01:35
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Weird BIAS posted:Trying to upgrade to spooky wife eh? First step is get married, second is die in an unfortunate accident, third is come back as a ghost! This is good. Yes. Haunting Lowtax for the rest of his days as his miserable asian ex-wife ghost is something he wouldn't see coming. I like it.
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Jan 26, 2015 01:38
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stay safe future lowtax wife ghost
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Jan 26, 2015 01:38
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rip lowtax's future severed penis
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Jan 26, 2015 01:39
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Post your pic so Lowtax can judge you.
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Jan 26, 2015 01:39
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Haha Lowtax when was the last time u got laid bro?
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Jan 26, 2015 01:41
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IM_DA_DECIDER posted:Haha Lowtax when was the last time u god laid bro? dude run's a webpage he's probably drowning in 'tang
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Jan 26, 2015 01:41
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Daedra posted:rip lowtax's future severed penis rip lowtax's future THRICE-severed penis, if all goes well.
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Jan 26, 2015 01:42
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spacemang_spliff posted:stay safe future lowtax wife ghost
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Jan 26, 2015 01:44
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I don't imagine that 30-something pasty white lardass men are Lowtax's thing. So you've got a real uphill battle OP.
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Jan 26, 2015 01:53
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Youve got competition, bitch. This fiesty and emotionally unstable redhead is gonna crochet him scarves and win him over with homemade cookies. Plus im only 27 so yeah, prime meat for a divorcee.
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Jan 26, 2015 01:55
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Op made a post which made me laugh so it's defintiely not a female. Maybe an Asian troon? If you are for real though, show him your feet. And also show me. In heels.
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Jan 26, 2015 02:21
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op, i think you should change your name. spooky girlfriend makes spooky wife.
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Jan 26, 2015 02:26
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Waltzing Along posted:Post your pic so WE can judge you. fixed.
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Jan 26, 2015 02:33
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You sure about this, OP? He's just going to knock you up. Do you really want to give birth to a kid that will no doubt have a broken brain?
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Jan 26, 2015 02:34
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If there is one thing that Richard Kyanka likes, it it psople (male/female/other) who sit on pineapples, like all the way in if you make a vid of this and send it to me i will FWD: it to Lowatax and you'll be on the fast track you to a life where a man shouts at you to go away when he is playing romhacks.
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Jan 26, 2015 02:35
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spooky girlfriend posted:a cool atheist chick Those don't exist
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Jan 26, 2015 02:40
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Follow his Twitter and Youtube and favorite and comment on everything he posts.
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Jan 26, 2015 02:41
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Tell him you'll go halves on child support payments.
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Jan 26, 2015 02:41
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hey op you should start by losing some weight
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Jan 26, 2015 02:42
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Splatmaster posted:fixed. This is true. You must be approved by GBS before you can be presented to Lowtax for judging. Only the top 10 competitors move to this stage.
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Jan 26, 2015 02:43
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Daedra posted:show him ur vagina Seriously, simply bend over and present your ripe red genitals to him the second you enter estrus.
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Jan 26, 2015 03:01
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Also ask Grover to build you a house out of stairs
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Jan 26, 2015 03:37
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