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Zzulu posted:one personal bed each and one fuckbed in the designated fuckroom then when your wife gets pregnant that can be the babies room because you sure wont be having sex again
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Jan 26, 2015 02:41
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-xTIiVhU_s
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Jan 26, 2015 02:42
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3o you wre dumb
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Jan 26, 2015 02:45
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Three Olives posted:No, gently caress no, couples should each get their own bedroom, I share my queen size bed with two tiny dogs instead of another person and I like it that way, when someone sleeps over they get all hot at night and steal the covers. OP CONFIRMED FOR DISGUSTING AND DUMB AS poo poo also gay
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Jan 26, 2015 02:45
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Count Freebasie posted:You sleep on a queen. Big loving surprise.
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Jan 26, 2015 02:54
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Three Olives posted:If you are poor you can do like I Love Lucy and just put single beds in your tiny rear end bedroom. This is actually the best move because it's really hot to be like "hey honey, you wanna push the beds together tonight?" (code for gently caress?) and he/she blushes and it's pretty cute, and then you guys gently caress.
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Jan 26, 2015 03:10
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uh yeah like in gonna lay here and smell my own farts?
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Jan 26, 2015 03:12
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In the next State of the GBS poll can we PLEASE get an option to ban 3O?
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Jan 26, 2015 03:37
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llllllllll posted:In the next State of the GBS poll can we PLEASE get an option to ban 3O? Can't do that, son. He's a fixture here, and short of him getting himself banned (like he does with the browns/negroes near his condo), he isn't going anywhere. Used to be that whenever there was some issue in the news involving gay rights/racism/social injustice, etc., he would show up faster than Al Sharpton in order to report on it and give us his insightful, gay take on things. I think his reaction time has slowed over the years. He's our lovable mascot, and we're keeping him.
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Jan 26, 2015 04:02
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I'm starting to think this Three Olives guy is out of touch with the common goon.
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Jan 26, 2015 04:08
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I wear earplugs since I'm a light sleeper. Disposable foam ones, work great. My wife is a heavy sleeper, so I don't bother her except when I cause quite a commotion. Like the one time I had a vivid dream where I was going Bruce Lee on some gangsters in a bar and I awoke to my wife smacking the poo poo out of me and yelling "stop kicking me!!!" Or the numerous times I manage to fall out of bed.
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Jan 26, 2015 04:09
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Y'all dumb. Just get two sets of sheets/blankets. No stealing covers issues, no this blanket's too thick/thin I'm too hot/cold issues. Get on my level. 
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Jan 26, 2015 04:14
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because women are soft and enjoyable to hold onto in the night i can understand not wanting to sleep next to a bony hairy rear end in a top hat with a perpetually dribbling cock tho
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Jan 26, 2015 04:18
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subhuman filth posted:because women are soft and enjoyable to hold onto in the night Sure as a man the latter would be highly objectionable but most women secretly love the DC.
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Jan 26, 2015 04:31
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hey 3o did you get a goon to help host your party or eat naked sushi off of or w/e
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Jan 26, 2015 04:33
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This is pretty far up there on the dumb 30 posting list. individual beds means no cuddling, which sucks not being able to do.
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Jan 26, 2015 04:35
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nondegenerates often enjoy nonsexual bodily contact with their partners.
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Jan 26, 2015 04:52
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I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
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Jan 26, 2015 04:55
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I sleep in a race car
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Jan 26, 2015 05:01
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Ruddha posted:I sleep in a big bed with my wife. I sleep on my friend's big couch with a wife.
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Jan 26, 2015 05:55
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Mrs. Genesplicer and I have a queen-sized sleep number bed. We love it. When we bought it, I assumed we would set the pressure once and forget about it. However, I find that I adjust the pressure quite often. I usually sleep between 70 and 100, but for occasional naps, I'll go as low as 45. Mrs. Genesplicer does the same. We also have three dogs who demand they sleep on the bed. I finally controlled my snoring, and now we have a pug who outdoes me, both in volume and in range of sounds he can make with his snores. The cats don't usually sleep on the bed, but occasionally Gus will decide to curl up between my shoulder blades.
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Jan 26, 2015 06:02
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CAL KING is good for orgies
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Jan 26, 2015 06:06
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Top City Homo posted:CAL KING is good for orgies no for that you just want shag carpet and lots of pillows like eastern indian style stuff
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Jan 26, 2015 06:09
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Top City Homo posted:CAL KING is good for orgies An inflatable Cal King.
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Jan 26, 2015 06:10
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Hobohemian posted:An inflatable Cal King. Yah cuz you can hose it off after
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Jan 26, 2015 06:17
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Ramsus posted:no for that you just want shag carpet and lots of pillows like eastern indian style stuff thank god shag carpet is coming back in style. that poo poo owns and feel like walking on heaven. gently caress this dumb rear end pre-cast wood panel pergo poo poo. its kinda funny how there's a resurgence of something good and popular from 30 years ago after the initial rebound of gen-y/baby bombers "my parents had that, UGH! NOT ME" so it disappears and then everyone goes "hey that stuff my grandparents had actually owns, i want that!" anyways you actually do get better less interrupted sleep in separate beds. i always sleep like a dream and feel incredibly refreshed when she goes back to stay with her parents. too bad we dont have room for a bigger bed, or two beds 
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Jan 26, 2015 06:19
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Ramsus posted:no for that you just want shag carpet and lots of pillows like eastern indian style stuff it should look like the music video for Patience  only with less instruments and recording equipment and axls edit: and more top hots, i suppose?
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Jan 26, 2015 06:48
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Sleeping alone is the worst thing about being single.
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Jan 26, 2015 06:51
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I thought having autism was the worst thing about being single
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Jan 26, 2015 06:57
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I have my own bedroom, ain't nobody going in there.
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Jan 26, 2015 06:58
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genesplicer posted:Mrs. Genesplicer and I have a queen-sized sleep number bed. We love it. When we bought it, I assumed we would set the pressure once and forget about it. However, I find that I adjust the pressure quite often. I usually sleep between 70 and 100, but for occasional naps, I'll go as low as 45. Mrs. Genesplicer does the same. According to the Bed-Foot rule, you as a human have 2 feet. Therefore, you get 2 'shares' of the bed. You and your wife = 4 feet, 4 shares and the whole bed. Dogs and cats have 4 feet, so they each get 4 shares of the bed. You and your wife = 4. 3 dogs = 12. Total = 16 shares of the bed. Therefore, you get 2/16 (1/8) of the bed. 
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Jan 26, 2015 07:00
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The Dennis System posted:There was an episode of The King of Queens about this. loving epic show man
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Jan 26, 2015 07:08
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I'm sorry so many of you are missing out on the wonders of cuddling.
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Jan 26, 2015 07:09
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If i just want a good nights sleep then alone is best
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Jan 26, 2015 07:16
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opus111 posted:Sleeping alone is the worst thing about being single. Having a different pair of covers to fart under is the best thing about being married. e: plus then if you wake them up you can blame it on them. "oh god, thats awful, its coming from your sheets oh god what have you done?!"
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Jan 26, 2015 07:17
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why do they steal the covers? it must be simpler to just buy at a store, unless they are junkies.
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Jan 26, 2015 07:20
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Rambling Robot posted:why do they steal the covers? i cant imagine any healthy, non-mentally challenged adult living their life with one set of covers between two people who share a bed do people actually do this? what kind of developmental disability leads to this decision? can anyone who uses one set of sheets for two people weigh in on why they are so retarded? in your answer, be sure to include at least one paragraph explaining why you dont buy a second set of sheets
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Jan 26, 2015 07:21
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:i cant imagine any healthy, non-mentally challenged adult living their life with one set of covers between two people who share a bed because two sets of sheets on 1 bed would look weird I propose bunk-beds for adults, quite frankly. I shall base a store around this premise.
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