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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > ITT We give my secretary a Roller Derby name

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

Non-Derby Name: Amy
Experience: Beginner
Height: 5'3"
Weight: <200
LvL: SSIII
Likes: Cats, The Dallas Stars (Antoine Roussel), Horses,
Breaking Bad, Antoine Roussel, Coffee.

Dislikes: Anime, Chicago Blackhawks.

She has agreed to be bound to a name from this thread.

# ? Jan 26, 2015 15:10

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 00:06

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Obligatory Goku

# ? Jan 26, 2015 15:12

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Patriarchy

# ? Jan 26, 2015 15:14

Lucky Guy: Jan 24, 2013; TY for no bm

Gridlocked posted:

Obligatory Goku

well, op lists her as super sayian 3, so imma go with this too

# ? Jan 26, 2015 15:14

Fagmaster: Aug 21, 2004

hitler

# ? Jan 26, 2015 15:15

Renegret: May 26, 2007; THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*

Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Gridlocked posted:

Obligatory Goku

This up until anime is banned

# ? Jan 26, 2015 15:17

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Flaming Amy

Breaking Amy

Horse Breaker

Tiger Uppercut

Coffee Cat

Amy Dallas

# ? Jan 26, 2015 15:18

Black Numenorean: Nov 23, 2008

Amy Dallas Multipass

# ? Jan 26, 2015 15:18

concerned mom: Apr 22, 2003; by Lowtax; Grimey Drawer

Black Numenorean posted:

Amy Dallas Multipass

# ? Jan 26, 2015 15:21

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Black Numenorean posted:

Amy Dallas Multipass

Changing my vote to this.
E: It works on a couple levels because you score in roller derby by passing people or whatever.

# ? Jan 26, 2015 15:21

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

Black Numenorean posted:

Amy Dallas Multipass

Frontrunner

# ? Jan 26, 2015 15:24

Kmlkmljkl: Sep 21, 2014; AT NIGHT I GET SO LONELY I JERK IT FURIOUSLY TO THE SIMS

anime amy

# ? Jan 26, 2015 15:30

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

Black Numenorean posted:

Amy Dallas Multipass

# ? Jan 26, 2015 15:31

Ransom: Jan 8, 2001; JOLLY RAPIST

Antoine Rollsel

# ? Jan 26, 2015 15:32

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Black Numenorean posted:

Amy Dallas Multipass

# ? Jan 26, 2015 15:34

ArtIsResistance: May 19, 2007; QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Azagumisan Toews

# ? Jan 26, 2015 15:34

subhuman filth: Nov 1, 2006

Whore Gotn*ggered

# ? Jan 26, 2015 15:36

CISMALES DID 9-11: Jun 5, 2002; chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

lowtax

# ? Jan 26, 2015 15:37

Extra Large Marge: Jan 21, 2004; Fun Shoe

Black Numenorean posted:

Amy Dallas Multipass

drat

# ? Jan 26, 2015 15:44

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Shamey

Amy Slaughterhouse

# ? Jan 26, 2015 15:45

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

blarzgh posted:

Height: 5'3"
Weight: <200

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i4wmgvKR9o

# ? Jan 26, 2015 15:49

Abisteen: Sep 30, 2005; Oh my God what the fuck am I?

Black Numenorean posted:

Amy Dallas Multipass

Yep.

# ? Jan 26, 2015 15:50

Fatkraken: Jun 23, 2005; Fun-time is over.

weight under 200lbs isn't very descriptive for 5'3", you basically said "somewhere between anorexic and mildly obese".

# ? Jan 26, 2015 15:52

Fatkraken: Jun 23, 2005; Fun-time is over.

Sexcopter

# ? Jan 26, 2015 15:53

angerbot: Mar 23, 2004; plob

Screaming Mimi

# ? Jan 26, 2015 15:55

Fatkraken: Jun 23, 2005; Fun-time is over.

Go Cuck Yourself

Amy Raygun

Anim-Amy

Amy Swinehouse

Amy Roundhouse

# ? Jan 26, 2015 16:00

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Cum Slut

# ? Jan 26, 2015 16:10

Corn Glizzy: Jun 28, 2007

Queef

# ? Jan 26, 2015 16:10

Beige: Sep 13, 2004

Roman Nose

Docker's Choice

"The Calculator"

# ? Jan 26, 2015 16:21

I am Toni Lippi: Aug 16, 2004

Sissy Privilege.

# ? Jan 26, 2015 16:22

PollosBromanos: May 18, 2012

Genghis oval office

# ? Jan 26, 2015 16:25

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Gal Jazeera.

# ? Jan 26, 2015 16:25

Big Bowie Bonanza: Dec 30, 2007; please tell me where i can date this cute boy

Amy "No Anime" Roussel

# ? Jan 26, 2015 16:26

Beige: Sep 13, 2004

GAR-
BAGE
DICK

# ? Jan 26, 2015 16:27

Big Bowie Bonanza: Dec 30, 2007; please tell me where i can date this cute boy

also honestly amy dallas multipass was pretty good

# ? Jan 26, 2015 16:28

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Amy Good Gorilla

# ? Jan 26, 2015 16:29

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Big Blackhawk

# ? Jan 26, 2015 16:31

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

Zeroisanumber posted:

Gal Jazeera.

I like this best.

# ? Jan 26, 2015 16:32

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

I.C. posted:

I like this best.

I liked it too, but it would work even better as the name of a pro-wrestling heel.

# ? Jan 26, 2015 16:34

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blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

FordPRefectLL posted:

also honestly amy dallas multipass was pretty good

Still sitting atop the leaderboard.

# ? Jan 26, 2015 16:34

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