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"I've got the mayor, the media, and the civic works union ON MY rear end... because you two... couldn't HANDLE. A SIMPLE. DRUG. STING. WITHOUT DESTROYING THREE BLOCKS OF DOWNTOWN LONG ISLAND!!!"
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im the rich white guy in charge of a not white terrorist group
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Feb 3, 2015 04:23
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They all want me to do a thing but I gave it up after a terrible thing happened to my fam OK I'll do it
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Feb 3, 2015 04:37
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i'm the generic white guy in a suit who gets killed first so the villains can show the cops they're serious about killing hostages
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Feb 3, 2015 07:30
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I'm the female love interest who was briefly mentioned in the sequel because contract negotiations broke down.
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Feb 3, 2015 07:44
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Lil Bit O Vitriol posted:I'm the female love interest who was briefly mentioned in the sequel because contract negotiations broke down. I'm the black sidekick/supporting character replaced by a different black guy for the sqme reason
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Feb 3, 2015 08:59
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I'm the clandestine spy mission/super illegal heist being openly discussed and planned in a public diner.
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Feb 3, 2015 14:56
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gently caress AAA and MANPADs, i'm the jet fighter always flying at tree top level
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Feb 3, 2015 14:59
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I'm the dog who reacts to things like a person by putting a paw over my face and whimpering to show embarrassment. I'm in the trailer, but reacting to a different thing.
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Feb 3, 2015 15:06
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I'm the little kid who watches the morally questionable protagonist do something bad. The sense of moral ambiguity I establish is never revisited even as the hero keeps doing terrible things.
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Feb 3, 2015 19:45
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Otisburg posted:I'm the black sidekick/supporting character replaced by a different black guy for the sqme reason 
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Feb 3, 2015 23:34
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'I'll have a beer' And the bartender never asks him what kind 'hangs up the phone without saying bye'
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Feb 4, 2015 01:16
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*throws some money at the taxi driver and briskly walks away from the cab*
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Feb 4, 2015 03:25
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I'm the midget in every 80's sword-and-sorcery movie.
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Feb 4, 2015 03:44
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im the menacing white face paint design on every black guy in pre-industrial period pieces
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Feb 4, 2015 03:51
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The Dregs posted:'hangs up the phone without saying bye'
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Feb 4, 2015 03:53
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Doppelganger posted:This is literally every single phone conversation in the first season of Big Love. Seriously, watch it, it's weird. i knew someone from south america who told me that it is a real thing for people to learn that americans actually do say bye on the phone. thats kind of nuts
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Feb 4, 2015 03:57
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You uh...you got the "stuff?"
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Feb 4, 2015 04:06
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I'm the duffel bag. Unzip me before declaring victory.
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Feb 4, 2015 04:24
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im the sweet convertable sports car that my unsympathetic yuppy owner is really protective about and by the end of the movie im going to be obliterated
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Feb 4, 2015 05:05
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The scientist says the name of a machine that anyone with a rudimentary education would be able to understand. "The whatsa-hoozit giga-whatty?"
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Feb 4, 2015 05:23
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I'm the quirky protagonist's weird, nebulously defined, niche job that provides a surprisingly high standard of living.
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Feb 4, 2015 05:26
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i'm the table a bunch of 20-somethings sit around in an independent film about the perils of adulthood
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Feb 4, 2015 05:43
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I'm a black guy in an aesop about drug abuse. You can tell the blonde-haired white girl's hit rock bottom when she fucks me.
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Feb 12, 2015 00:53
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I'm the red wire.
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Feb 12, 2015 16:43
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I'm the animal or Latino that senses the supernatural while the whites are still in denial
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Feb 12, 2015 19:25
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I'm the "best part" of the comic book movie that happens after the credits roll
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Feb 13, 2015 08:27
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swims posted:I'm the "best part" of the comic book movie that happens after the credits roll I'm the mid-credits stinger
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Feb 13, 2015 08:55
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*is hero of the first and previous film, drinking in a bar talking to his old supervisor* "No I ain't comin' back man, not for nothin', I'm done." *producer comes on set, whispers something in ear about expected grossing of sequel film* "alright I'l back just this once."
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A11
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Feb 16, 2015 23:26
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down n out posted:A113
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Feb 17, 2015 05:19
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I'm the ex CIA guy in his 60s that can beat up 6 men with weapons with my bare hands and make it look real with shakey cam.
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Feb 17, 2015 05:41
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I'm the American who has been inserted into a defining moment in another nation's history so that US audiences can watch.
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Feb 17, 2015 06:26
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*the click sound a gun makes whenever it is gestured toward whatever*
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Feb 17, 2015 14:53
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I'm a super hero, I can't die or get hurt and neither can my enemies but for some reason we have very long violent fights all the time. And even if we die we just come back later. Also even if I'm captured my enemies will always explain their plans in detail to me before I get freed.
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Feb 17, 2015 15:54
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I'm the bowl cut on every white boy in a 90s movie
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Feb 18, 2015 15:10
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Bokito posted:I'm the missile that's barely faster than the plane it is tracking I'm the pilot that does a loop so the missile hits he jet that fired it.
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