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"We should split up"
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*is mysterious girl* *is also macguffin*
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Jan 27, 2015 04:30
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*hides from evil magician in cabinet* *is cabinet of sword stabbing trick* *is stabbed from swords*
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Jan 27, 2015 04:33
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*person does something embarrassing and nearby dog clumsily puts paw over face*
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Jan 27, 2015 04:54
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*finds footage of teenagers negging*
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Jan 27, 2015 04:56
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*is latin chorus from trailer*
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Jan 27, 2015 05:02
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*makes car go into skid on loose dirt road* *tires make screeeeeching sound like they're on pavement*
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Jan 27, 2015 05:16
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Also, I'm the violent record scratch -> smash cut to a crowd reaction from a totally different part of the movie in every movie trailer ever.
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Jan 27, 2015 05:20
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Well, look who it is: my Mr. Big City brother, begrudgingly returning to the small town he turned his back on. You know, I may not make a fancy lawyer's/movie star's/broadcaster's/sports star's/Wall Street guy's paycheck, but I make an honest man's living with these two hands.
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Jan 27, 2015 05:37
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We gotta go out We gotta break up We gotta get back together
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Jan 27, 2015 05:55
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Im the super smart token Asian with the dyed streak in my hair thats kind of cold shouldered to the main character yet inexplicably wants to bone him by the end of the movie even though I have no real reason in my character arc to desire him.
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Jan 27, 2015 05:57
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*Eschews the hot chick to date the, until just recently revealed, formerly unattractive friend*
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Jan 27, 2015 05:57
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*stares at data on computer intensely with furrowed brows* "Oh my god..."
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Jan 27, 2015 06:09
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"They're... evolving..."
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Jan 27, 2015 06:10
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*eddie murphy stares into camera and farts ten times, each time in a separate fat suit*
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Jan 27, 2015 06:12
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"I got a bad feeling about this."
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Jan 27, 2015 06:46
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i'll have a beer
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Jan 27, 2015 07:30
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*copies/parodies fight sequences from "The Matrix"*
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Jan 27, 2015 07:46
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down n out posted:*stares at data on computer intensely with furrowed brows* *types and clicks mouse with excessive force*
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Jan 27, 2015 07:51
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Guys, I don't think we're alone in here...
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Jan 27, 2015 08:00
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*is evil* *never dies*
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Jan 27, 2015 08:30
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Hacking into the mainframe now... *sequence of random numbers and letters scroll vertically down screen*
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Jan 27, 2015 08:33
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*spends $200 million on movie about ancient Egypt starring a cast of white people*
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Jan 27, 2015 08:36
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*takes off glasses* whoa, turns out I'm hot
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Jan 27, 2015 08:37
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*is transgender ethiopian who SOMEHOW always knows where to find custers gold*
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Jan 27, 2015 08:44
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Shockyourmonkey posted:*is evil* *is black* *dead before the opening credits*
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Jan 27, 2015 08:49
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*old jewish guy or woman acts really neurotic and jewey for the millionth time in a movie like it was ever funny*
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Jan 27, 2015 08:50
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*Giant hulking shadow speeds past a hallway* *I apparently see enough to turn my head quickly to see, and act scared, but then decide it must be nothing, instead of getting the gently caress out of Dodge*
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Jan 27, 2015 08:53
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*picks up gun, shoots once* "gently caress, this isn't working! *drops gun, continues to run away from monster/zombie/killer/evil animal*
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Jan 27, 2015 08:56
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sex with underwear still on
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Jan 27, 2015 08:56
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*Shoots gun, never has to reload.* *Is protagonist. Will end up madly in love with female love interest in an hour and thirty minutes*
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Jan 27, 2015 08:59
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"its just a cat" *is not a cat actually*
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Jan 27, 2015 09:03
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I'm the clueless new guy in the group. Explain things to me so the audience doesn't get lost.
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Jan 27, 2015 11:09
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*is villian* *has protagonist by the balls, death is certain* okay now im going to try to kill you in such a way that you look like you died but i cant confirm it, instead of just shooting you in the head fifty fuckng times
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Jan 27, 2015 11:45
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*didn't see mountainous staircase due to camera misdirect even though it was right in front of me, groans*
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Jan 27, 2015 12:41
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*repeated close ups of person shifting gears in car with a manual transmission*
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Jan 27, 2015 12:51
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*Is a decorated veteran being talked about in expository dialogue. Is a Medal of Honor winner because any other award wouldn't make the audience realize how cool and badass I was. Multiple Silver Stars? Service Cross? Total garbage for babies, MoH or nothing.*
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Jan 27, 2015 12:56
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Not Another Teen Movie is an underrated masterpiece
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Jan 27, 2015 12:57
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tyler perry is madea in __________ 1- goes to jail 2 - goes to bermuda 3 - a military coup of the west antilles 4 - a new moon for jupiter
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Jan 27, 2015 13:00
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*Is a busy working dad who's job doing unspecified Business Stuff demonstrably provides a life of upper-middle-class affluence to his family.* *Learns to stop working so hard and tells off his boss or even outright quits his job so he can "spend more time with his family" at the haranguing of his spouse and children by the last act.* *Not depicted: "spending more time with his family" as mounting debt and foreclosure destroys their comfortable lifestyle they took for granted and shatters their home life with desperation and resentment."*
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