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Happy Bear Suit posted:ACCESS GRANTED I always wondered if the military officers or intelligence analysts are so insecure they demand the UI congratulate them for logging in with "access granted" in 72 point flashing green font so they have something nice at the start of their day. *Is a serial killer, which makes him intelligent, urbane, and sophisticated instead of just a weirdo white guy of maybe average intelligence who enjoys murder.* quote:*is that middle eastern chanting-singing thing from every war movie* Oh man when you hear the call to prayer you know some poo poo is going to get blown the heck up.
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I'm the grizzled veteran cop saddled with an impulsive rookie. Fortunately I'll be retiring in a few days so everything will probably work out just fine for me
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Jan 28, 2015 14:06
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WE'LL HEAD THEM OFF AT THE PASS
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Jan 28, 2015 14:48
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Egbert Souse posted:WE'LL HEAD THEM OFF AT THE PASS 300 actually happened bro
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*Goes to bathroom to calm self. Leans over sink and cups running water in both hands, gently splashes it on his face, and slowly looks up at reflection in mirror.*
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Jan 28, 2015 19:59
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*Has never taken a poo poo in his life*
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Jan 28, 2015 20:16
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*Is a virgin unlike her slut friend who will inevitably get killed, or just have bad things happen to generally.*
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Jan 28, 2015 20:21
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*Has scene that takes place in China, generally Hong Kong* GOTTA GET THOSE OVERSEAS AUDIENCES GUYS.
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Jan 28, 2015 20:39
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I am the baritone player forcing 20 cubic liters of air into his instrument to make the BWAAHHHMMMM sounds. I am also the O Fortuna latin chorus found in every dramatic scene since 2000.
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Jan 28, 2015 20:41
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*is all the funny parts in the entire movie* *is 30 second preview*
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Jan 28, 2015 21:03
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*watches villanous employer brutally murder fellow employee right in front of me and 30 of my fully-armed coworkers* *has no problem with this whatsoever*
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Jan 28, 2015 21:19
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Getting captured was all a part of my plan *all the doors in jail open up*
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Jan 28, 2015 21:21
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*levels automatic weapon at the protagonist and noisily cocks it* *gets taken out by a silenced pistol that goes BWINK, BWINK*
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Jan 28, 2015 21:31
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"DON'T PRESS THAT-" *explosion* *groan* "-button..."
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Jan 28, 2015 21:37
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*breaks a guy's neck very easily*
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Jan 28, 2015 22:50
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*Shows the slightest bit of cowardice in any situation, no matter how perilous* *Die horribly*
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Jan 28, 2015 22:52
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*Is an adventure greater than anything you've ever imagined.*
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Jan 28, 2015 23:06
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Pulp Can Move posted:*Is an adventure greater than anything you've ever imagined.* *in a world beyond imagination* *is a sassy book with glasses voiced by whoopie goldberg*
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Jan 28, 2015 23:09
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Sir, I've been looking at the accounting books and it looks like somebody has been secretly using your company's resources for some nefarious purpose. ... No I haven't told anyone else I came straight to you
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Jan 28, 2015 23:54
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Hmmmm, this guy's been investigating my nefarious plan but he's really skeptical and looks like he's about to give up soon. Better send some dudes to kill him and totally confirm that some shady poo poo is going down.
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Jan 29, 2015 00:09
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*series ends and is revived 10 years later* im getting too old for this poo poo!!
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Jan 29, 2015 00:18
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*Passing the torch moment from series veteran to untalented little poo poo.*
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Jan 29, 2015 00:32
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*person under that helmet was a WOMAN???????*
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Jan 29, 2015 00:46
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Vigorously washing hands in a dingy sink, but the blood just won't come out.
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I'm the platonic Black Male/ White female relationship. We are both young, attractive, successful people, who will never gently caress because......
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Jan 29, 2015 05:22
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I'm the lone homeless man late at night who witnesses sinister people emerging from a swirling portal.
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Otisburg posted:I'm the brilliant scientist who makes his breakthrough by adapting a mundane nonscientific observation one of the secondary characters makes to solving the problem at hand. spooky girlfriend posted:You're triggering me pretty hard right now Otisburg posted:Triggering... triggering... ...that's it! Love this
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Frogisis posted:I'm the lone homeless man late at night who witnesses sinister people emerging from a swirling portal. "drat! Crazy crackers!"
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I'm the henchman on a motorcycle chasing the hero car who gets cut off in the alley and crashes into a dumpster I'm also the nameless Cobra soldier who gets laser-blasted out of my Cobra-Copter but who parachutes to safety in the background Flying Fortress fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Jan 29, 2015 |
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Jan 29, 2015 06:24
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weve got company
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*car flies off cliff* *explodes* *hits bottom of the cliff*
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*makes an extremely specific and elaborate drink order* *people think i'm classy instead of a crazy rapist child*
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I'm the local cop who doesn't take the female lead's peril at all seriously. "I can take a statement, ma'am, but until he actually breaks into your house and severs your head to drink your blood and spinal fluid from the stump, I'm afraid my hands are tied." Owlbear Camus fucked around with this message at 09:23 on Jan 29, 2015 |
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Jan 29, 2015 07:53
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"HAHAHAHAA! You never would suspected that I, the friend of the protagonist, was actually the villain all along!"
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Jan 29, 2015 07:55
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I'm the weird, spazzy, seemingly useless guy who at the last minute makes some improbable play that wins us the game against the slicker, more professional team.
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*scientist or w/e is dying* *stumbles final words*  "The cure *heavy breathing* against the zombie-apocalypse-*gurgles up some blood* killer-alien-bees is..." "WHAT IS IT DOC! TELL US! OH GOD WHY DON'T YOU TELL US NOW! THEY'RE RIGHT AT THE DOOR!!! COME ON DOC!!!! USE YOUR DYING BREATH TO SAVE THE WORLD!!!!! WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF TIME... COME ON DOC!!!!*shakes scientist violently, scientist dies*
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I'm a cartoon talking animal saying a line as a character from an R-rated '70s or '80s movie.
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Jan 29, 2015 08:49
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Frogisis posted:I'm the weird, spazzy, seemingly useless guy who at the last minute makes some improbable play that wins us the game against the slicker, more professional team. I do this a lot in CS:GO. As the American on a multicultural team, I always pull ahead and show everyone up with my skills. Then the stereotypical Hollywood blonde hot chick is all over me.
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Jan 29, 2015 08:55
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i'm the 13 speed stick shift
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I'm the words you... never got to say.
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