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I'm the regular looking chick with an interesting personality which contributes greatly to the story! Yeah right, I'm the hot chick running around doing nothing
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*casually mentions crazy experimental gun in opening exposition and never mentions it again until...*
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Jan 30, 2015 00:59
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*slams fist on desk* "I don't give a good goddamn how you do it, JUST DO IT!!!!"
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Jan 30, 2015 01:08
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welp I shot/stabbed/dropped a rock on the monster/bad guy, time to drop my weapon and turn my back on the body...
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Jan 30, 2015 01:27
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*is a unique and interesting movie that isn't a sequel or based on a comic book* *is seen by noone*
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Jan 30, 2015 01:58
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*is female* *makeup never comes off, even when trapped in the wilderness for days on end* EDIT: 2high2grammar
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Jan 30, 2015 02:52
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*walks into giant room with big round table* 'GENTLEMEN'
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Jan 30, 2015 05:22
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*Gets shot at 67 times in a matter of seconds. Perplexed look of disbelief that they all missed. (if protagonist) make run for safety. (if antagonist) immediately stand up and get shot directly between eyes.*
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Jan 30, 2015 06:53
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"EVERY FEDERAL LAW VIOLATION!"
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Jan 30, 2015 07:01
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*smokes weed for the first time* *Indian music*
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Jan 30, 2015 07:23
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i don't care how important it is, you're never gonna talk me into this
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Jan 30, 2015 07:25
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i can't believe you talked me into this
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Jan 30, 2015 07:25
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Hey hey HEY hey
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Jan 30, 2015 07:29
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*really stereotypically gay acting guy* *towards end of movie suddenly has a girlfriend* *record scratch* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
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Jan 30, 2015 07:30
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I'm the worried sports fans in the stands chanting the plucky, wimpy, dorky kids name on the final play/seconds/pitch/kick of the game
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Jan 30, 2015 07:35
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I'm the washed up former athlete who has to train a lovely little league team. Team members are: fat kid, scrawny normal kid, nerd, cool older kid, girl, black kid etc.
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Jan 30, 2015 08:49
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I'm the manly man they need for the job. When they introduce me, I'm in my workshop, surrounded by steam, sparks and the sound of hammers banging on metal.
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Jan 30, 2015 08:55
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im the guy the good guy doesnt like at first but by the end we are one scene away from sucking each other dicks
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Jan 30, 2015 09:05
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*giant death machines/eldritch monsters/genocidal aliens fly through the city fighting good guys* *is little kid* cooooooooooooooooooooooooool! *parents are on phone/computer and don't notice*
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Jan 30, 2015 09:11
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http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HomePage
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Jan 30, 2015 10:22
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Ograbme posted:i'm the knicknack or memento on the desk and also a clue to the computer password. k-n-o-c-k-e-r-s
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Jan 30, 2015 10:26
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i'm the divorced/estranged wife who left the hero for perfectly normal if vaguely defined in the film relationship reasons, but will reconcile with him by the end because he did action hero violence stuff.
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Jan 30, 2015 10:43
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Although she'd always heard that it was her grandmother's, I'm the plain-looking amulet the female lead's been wearing since childhood that will act as the key to defeating the evil aliens or activating a super weapon.
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Jan 30, 2015 15:53
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*slow clap* *slow build up* *thunderous clapping incalzando* "LETS DO THIS!"
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Jan 30, 2015 16:06
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Im the cop that helps save the hero during a time of crisis that shows the audience that police are the REAL heroes
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Jan 30, 2015 16:16
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i'm the government official who reacts with the appropriate amount of rational skepticism to the eccentric protagonist's seemingly insane warnings. *is horribly killed by Ancient Mayan zombie alien ghosts when the planets align just right.
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Jan 30, 2015 16:23
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*retired assassin swears to never kill again* *kills every named character in the film excluding his daughter/wife/dog*
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Jan 30, 2015 16:38
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*training montage*
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Jan 30, 2015 16:55
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I'm the callous rear end in a top hat that doesn't give a poo poo about the protagonist's concerns early on but then redeems himself by dying saving somebody at a later time.
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Jan 30, 2015 17:00
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*is a pacifist and avoids going to war to keep his family safe from the overpowering villainous army* *loved one killed by overpowering villainous army* *becomes the lead figure fighting villainous army* *is Mel Gibson* *England is the villainous army in both movies*
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Jan 30, 2015 17:04
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I'm the bad guy because I listen to opera
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Jan 30, 2015 17:33
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I'm the haunted laconic veteran living somewhere remote and his reluctance to come back when his CO/good friend arrives to tell him he's the only man for thw job.
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Jan 31, 2015 10:31
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*backstabs heist partner after job is done*
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Jan 31, 2015 10:48
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I'm the ridiculously good looking background character with no lines
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Jan 31, 2015 10:55
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let's get out of here!
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Jan 31, 2015 10:59
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I'm the comically huge henchman the hero has to fight before fighting the main villain
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Feb 1, 2015 06:19
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*dives in front of bullet for friend*
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Feb 1, 2015 06:53
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*being a hostage that never has to pee or poop*
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Feb 1, 2015 07:09
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*wins the game just as the clock reaches zero* *is considered an original and deep movie when the team barely loses in the end*
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