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Burglarsolarceny
Oct 8, 2011
hopefully I will have divested from fossil fuels because with this much methane flooding the market it can't bode well for my portfolio:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUaartMu6-I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATIm8Ov1Fks&t=452s

tl;dr: if even 1% of the methane is released, it will be 10x the amount present today and methane is 150x as strong as CO2 when it's released (and eventually decays into CO2, lol)

oh and its already happening, for those of you who like me thought that this was a few decades out.

Burglarsolarceny fucked around with this message at 04:30 on Jan 27, 2015

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Prolly jerking off

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

amityville anus posted:

Prolly jerking off

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
hymen change?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

on the barricades fighting for global communism

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
should be dead from obesity by then so i guess not giving a gently caress

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



dead by my own hand

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is

TEAYCHES posted:

on the barricades fighting for global communism

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
isn't methane released when you fart?

Hobo Siege
Apr 24, 2008

by Cowcaster
Eh, we'll manage. As a species, I mean.

You, you're hosed.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

going up island on vancouver island where we will be shooting people from the lower mainland on sight

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat

numberoneposter posted:

going up island on vancouver island where we will be shooting people from the lower mainland on sight

first workable plan so far

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Secure in my mountain fastness. Laughing. AT LAST!

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPsdjlPVaJU

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Horniest Manticore posted:

isn't methane released when you fart?

If methane is a much worse greenhouse than CO2, then aren't you doing the planet a favor when you light your farts on fire?

jopparoad
Jul 27, 2009
Pillbug
Perhaps the solution to the under ocean methane leak is to light it on fire gradually like the Earth giving off a long fart

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

redshirt posted:

Secure in my mountain fatness. Laughing. AT LAST!

pelswick
Jul 29, 2006

i dont care about report card
I ONLY CARE ABOUT GUITAR
hiding from book of revelations doomsday cult members

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i worry and wonder that our once luscious green fertile planet will be turned into the inhospitable runaway greenhouse effect planet that is venus

even mars doesnt have it as rough as venus as far as life is concerned

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Why deal with a problem today, that our kids can worry about years from now!

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

numberoneposter posted:

i worry and wonder that our once luscious green fertile planet will be turned into the inhospitable runaway greenhouse effect planet that is venus

even mars doesnt have it as rough as venus as far as life is concerned

Nah it won't be venus, it'll just be crocodiles at the poles and no humans.

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
idk man i guess still hoping that we figure this poo poo out before the methane gey-

Burglarsolarceny posted:

oh and its already happening, for those of you who like me thought that this was a few decades out.

oh

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009
dead by 35 seems ok.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Move to Greenland and drill for oil bitch

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

TEAYCHES posted:

on the barricades fighting for global communism

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Probably have a few limbs amputated by then. Not from diabetes, but from being drafted into some global conflict or something.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
I'll be shooting snipers from the surpredome

suburban virgin
Jul 26, 2007
Highly qualified lurker.

Burglarsolarceny posted:

tl;dr: if even 1% of the methane is released, it will be 10x the amount present today and methane is 150x as strong as CO2 when it's released (and eventually decays into CO2, lol)

oh and its already happening, for those of you who like me thought that this was a few decades out.

It's also super reactive and doesn't last long in the atmosphere. CO2 is the worry because without carbon capture and storage it never goes away.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

a starwar betamax posted:

I'll be shooting snipers from the surpredome
see u there, you want me to bring anything?

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

TEAYCHES posted:

on the barricades fighting for global communism

Insha'Allah

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
loving a rabbit in its inappropriate butthole

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
securing the existence of our people and a future for White Children (in a world that smells like poots)

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

burning hedge fund managers, asphyxiating

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Vastarien posted:

securing the existence of our people and a future for White Children (in a world that smells like poots)

methane won't make the world smell like poots, since it doesn't have a smell. that comes from hydrogen sulfide...which will be belched from the huge deadzones in the ocean from ecosystem collapses due to ocean acidification

lol

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

TEAYCHES posted:

on the barricades fighting for global Islam

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


i train my body and mind every day for the inevitability of global climate collapse

wherever i end up, i'll be sure that one of the last remaining v8's will be in my possession

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

im gonna live in the woods and shoot anybody that comes near my cabin, brew a bunch of shine and just be constantly drunk off my rear end till the day I accidentally shoot myself or a bear eats me while im passed out


i feel that this is my best option really

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
writing 'son of the seas' on the side my houseboat

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
I ain't even worried because "climate change" is a myth (source: your father).

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Four Score
Feb 27, 2014

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy
with ten times as much methane in the atmosphere will the world smell like farts?

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