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krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

Bowls own, plates are gay. Plates are silly because when you pack it with food and try to eat it, it all loving spills off the plate and goes everywhere (I have autism). Also if you want to get all the ingredients of the dish on the one spoon or fork you have to go all around the plate adding all the ingredients it's just whack. Chuck your food in a bowl and it all gets mixed up and every spoonful is a delight. You can pack that bowl with food too and the poo poo won't spill out. Also makes eating while you post super easy and convenient. Anyway that's just a little tip from me maybe it's not for everyone I dunno but I discovered this last week and have not used a plate since.

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
yeah i like that patton oswalt bit

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
What if you want to eat a steak or something like that?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
put your food in a blender. drink it with a straw. get with the times.

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

pic of op's dinner in a bowl that he's eating right now as he posts. sausages and pasta, goes down swell when you put it in a bowl



AKA Pseudonym posted:

What if you want to eat a steak or something like that?
cut it up, put in a bowl

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
*comedian tugs at his collar nervously*

and... and- haha, sorry- how about, um, plates? whats the deal with that haha? i... i mean uh-- yeah im trying to eat food! ill just get a bowl! yeah the fellas in the audience all know what im talkin about right haha


*silence*

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

thanks op, the soylent kept running off my plate, putting it in a bowl is much better

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Mixing your food is awesome and if you don't think so you're a racist "KEEP MY FOOD SEPARATE BUT EQUAL" not in Obama's America buddy.

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

eat yoru food from a trough like the loving animal you are, op

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I blend all my food in a Ninja blender and administer it via enema

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord
So you are like a handicapped child and incapable of keeping your food in a plate so others must do so as well?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

krampster2 posted:

pic of op's dinner in a bowl that he's eating right now as he posts. sausages and pasta, goes down swell when you put it in a bowl


cut it up, put in a bowl

looks suspiciously british to me

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

gnarlyhotep posted:

looks suspiciously british to me

mate those are left over snags from australia day

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

krampster2 posted:

mate those are left over snags from australia day

it's worse than I imagined

Good Lord Fisher!
Jul 14, 2006

Groovy!

krampster2 posted:

mate those are left over snags from australia day

why are you sullying them with those weird tube things

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

gnarlyhotep posted:

it's worse than I imagined

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

Good Lord Fisher! posted:

why are you sullying them with those weird tube things

tube pasta is the bomb, i love it

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

krampster2 posted:

tube pasta is the bomb, i love it

:agreed:

Good Lord Fisher!
Jul 14, 2006

Groovy!

krampster2 posted:

tube pasta is the bomb, i love it

i'm more partial to the squiggly ones myself

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
get a pasta bowlplate thing, they are the best eating container money can buy.



muay thai buenos por favor now you can eat anything in one bowlplate

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
op you should put a bit of tomato pesto in that sausage pasta masterpiece to bring it up to a solid 3 Michelin star level

Good Lord Fisher!
Jul 14, 2006

Groovy!

concerned mom posted:

op you should put a bit of tomato pesto in that sausage pasta masterpiece to bring it up to a solid 3 Michelin star level

i like the way this guy thinks!!!

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

concerned mom posted:

op you should put a bit of tomato pesto in that sausage pasta masterpiece to bring it up to a solid 3 Michelin star level

Fitting post for your name. I normally have sauce but I ran out and the store is ten minutes away so yeah.

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender

Good Lord Fisher! posted:

i like the way this guy thinks!!!

like a flaming gaymo???

Good Lord Fisher!
Jul 14, 2006

Groovy!

Node posted:

like a flaming gaymo???

:eyepop: :drat:

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
Just had an early-morning bowl of leftover mac & cheese w/tuna and broccoli.



I made it last night, and for some reason the brand of mac and cheese I bought had a ton of pasta, more than humanly possible for my little tummy to consume. It was cheaper too. So I had to pack the rest away.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

krampster2 posted:

mate those are left over snags from australia day

What is wrong with you? You're supposed to nuke left-over Australia Day sausages and eat them on left-over bread rolls.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
get some fresh tortellini, but in a pasta bowl, add some hot sauce, consume, game

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty

krampster2 posted:

pic of op's dinner in a bowl that he's eating right now as he posts. sausages and pasta, goes down swell when you put it in a bowl


cut it up, put in a bowl

your defective rear end bowl has holes in it, shitbrain

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
This is what separates the class from the riff-raff, if you cannot use the right crockery or cutlery for the job you belong in the gutter bet you don't even know which fork is for salad and which is for the fish course either!

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
i hate using real plates and bowls because then i have to do dishes

and yes i do have a dishwasher.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
what do you call a bowl but its square?

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Wrong you flip the bowl over and use the plate on the other side for steaks

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Wrong you flip the bowl over and use the plate on the other side for steaks

masterful...

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
eat the steak off the floor like the dog you are

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



op is a dog

efb

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfan5MacmsI

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


krampster2 posted:

pic of op's dinner in a bowl that he's eating right now as he posts. sausages and pasta, goes down swell when you put it in a bowl


cut it up, put in a bowl

You have fat baby hands

Hesh Ballantine
Feb 13, 2012
some real lovely lookin food itt

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Tiny Lowtax posted:

You have fat baby hands

those are sausages fyi

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