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Bowls own, plates are gay. Plates are silly because when you pack it with food and try to eat it, it all loving spills off the plate and goes everywhere (I have autism). Also if you want to get all the ingredients of the dish on the one spoon or fork you have to go all around the plate adding all the ingredients it's just whack. Chuck your food in a bowl and it all gets mixed up and every spoonful is a delight. You can pack that bowl with food too and the poo poo won't spill out. Also makes eating while you post super easy and convenient. Anyway that's just a little tip from me maybe it's not for everyone I dunno but I discovered this last week and have not used a plate since.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 08:59 |
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yeah i like that patton oswalt bit
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 09:02 |
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What if you want to eat a steak or something like that?
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 09:07 |
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put your food in a blender. drink it with a straw. get with the times.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 09:10 |
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pic of op's dinner in a bowl that he's eating right now as he posts. sausages and pasta, goes down swell when you put it in a bowlAKA Pseudonym posted:What if you want to eat a steak or something like that?
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 09:33 |
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*comedian tugs at his collar nervously* and... and- haha, sorry- how about, um, plates? whats the deal with that haha? i... i mean uh-- yeah im trying to eat food! ill just get a bowl! yeah the fellas in the audience all know what im talkin about right haha *silence*
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 09:34 |
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thanks op, the soylent kept running off my plate, putting it in a bowl is much better
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 09:35 |
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Mixing your food is awesome and if you don't think so you're a racist "KEEP MY FOOD SEPARATE BUT EQUAL" not in Obama's America buddy.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 09:36 |
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eat yoru food from a trough like the loving animal you are, op
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 09:37 |
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I blend all my food in a Ninja blender and administer it via enema
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 09:37 |
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So you are like a handicapped child and incapable of keeping your food in a plate so others must do so as well?
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 09:37 |
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krampster2 posted:pic of op's dinner in a bowl that he's eating right now as he posts. sausages and pasta, goes down swell when you put it in a bowl looks suspiciously british to me
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 09:38 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:looks suspiciously british to me mate those are left over snags from australia day
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 09:39 |
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krampster2 posted:mate those are left over snags from australia day it's worse than I imagined
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 09:41 |
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krampster2 posted:mate those are left over snags from australia day why are you sullying them with those weird tube things
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 10:11 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:it's worse than I imagined
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 10:14 |
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Good Lord Fisher! posted:why are you sullying them with those weird tube things tube pasta is the bomb, i love it
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 10:20 |
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krampster2 posted:tube pasta is the bomb, i love it
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 10:25 |
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krampster2 posted:tube pasta is the bomb, i love it i'm more partial to the squiggly ones myself
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 10:27 |
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get a pasta bowlplate thing, they are the best eating container money can buy. muay thai buenos por favor now you can eat anything in one bowlplate
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 10:38 |
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op you should put a bit of tomato pesto in that sausage pasta masterpiece to bring it up to a solid 3 Michelin star level
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 10:39 |
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concerned mom posted:op you should put a bit of tomato pesto in that sausage pasta masterpiece to bring it up to a solid 3 Michelin star level i like the way this guy thinks!!!
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 10:42 |
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concerned mom posted:op you should put a bit of tomato pesto in that sausage pasta masterpiece to bring it up to a solid 3 Michelin star level Fitting post for your name. I normally have sauce but I ran out and the store is ten minutes away so yeah.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 10:44 |
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Good Lord Fisher! posted:i like the way this guy thinks!!! like a flaming gaymo???
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 10:44 |
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Node posted:like a flaming gaymo???
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 11:01 |
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Just had an early-morning bowl of leftover mac & cheese w/tuna and broccoli. I made it last night, and for some reason the brand of mac and cheese I bought had a ton of pasta, more than humanly possible for my little tummy to consume. It was cheaper too. So I had to pack the rest away.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 11:23 |
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krampster2 posted:mate those are left over snags from australia day What is wrong with you? You're supposed to nuke left-over Australia Day sausages and eat them on left-over bread rolls.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 11:31 |
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get some fresh tortellini, but in a pasta bowl, add some hot sauce, consume, game
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 12:03 |
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krampster2 posted:pic of op's dinner in a bowl that he's eating right now as he posts. sausages and pasta, goes down swell when you put it in a bowl your defective rear end bowl has holes in it, shitbrain
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 14:06 |
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This is what separates the class from the riff-raff, if you cannot use the right crockery or cutlery for the job you belong in the gutter bet you don't even know which fork is for salad and which is for the fish course either!
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 15:22 |
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i hate using real plates and bowls because then i have to do dishes and yes i do have a dishwasher.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 15:23 |
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what do you call a bowl but its square?
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 15:24 |
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Wrong you flip the bowl over and use the plate on the other side for steaks
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 15:24 |
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Wrong you flip the bowl over and use the plate on the other side for steaks masterful...
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 15:24 |
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eat the steak off the floor like the dog you are
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 15:26 |
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op is a dog efb
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 15:28 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfan5MacmsI
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krampster2 posted:pic of op's dinner in a bowl that he's eating right now as he posts. sausages and pasta, goes down swell when you put it in a bowl You have fat baby hands
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 15:51 |
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some real lovely lookin food itt
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 15:51 |
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Tiny Lowtax posted:You have fat baby hands those are sausages fyi
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