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1,600kms worth of possible rape, murder and abduction - looking forward to it  GBS, how can I make sure it's just rape? Got some nearly expired condoms and some emergency lube ready. Looming for a 26-40 woman to pick me up and feel sorry for me because my car got destroyed and now I'm a poor.
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do you have a will?
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Jan 27, 2015 10:28
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You're going to die btw. Have fun.
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Jan 27, 2015 10:28
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I'm just going to wait till you get here before I rape you. See you soon!
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Jan 27, 2015 10:29
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On the plus side, you'll be out of mobile phone and internet range for quite a while.
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Jan 27, 2015 10:29
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come on and join the Adelaide Parade
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Jan 27, 2015 10:29
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thats not a very good idea mate, fyi
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Jan 27, 2015 10:29
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gnarlyhotep posted:do you have a will? I am giving my body to Christan Science. My Mum can have the rest.
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Jan 27, 2015 10:29
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Good Lord Fisher! posted:thats not a very good idea mate, fyi I've hitched all over the world, I don't know why but NT after Wolfs Creek scares the poo poo out of me. I even hitched all thru Africa. NT scares me.
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Cubone posted:come on and join the Adelaide Parade PoPcornTG posted:I'm just going to wait till you get here before I rape you. See you soon! Can I crash on you guys couches when I get there please?
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Jan 27, 2015 10:32
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Jan 27, 2015 10:32
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Hot body Love those forearms, and seems like a nice guy.
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Jan 27, 2015 10:35
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Sas posted:I even hitched all thru Africa. the largest continent on the planet you must be at least 30 years old
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Jan 27, 2015 10:35
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I'll buy you a beer if you get here, then rape you... it's an Adelaide tradition. If you're not all raped out of course.
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Jan 27, 2015 10:37
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gnarlyhotep posted:the largest continent on the planet I am now 36 years old. Still a dumb-rear end though. I've been traveling since I was 16.
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Jan 27, 2015 10:38
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Jombo posted:I'll buy you a beer if you get here, then rape you... it's an Adelaide tradition. DONE! Adelaide is a bloody cheap night out.
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Jan 27, 2015 10:40
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Sas posted:I am now 36 years old. Still a dumb-rear end though. I've been traveling since I was 16. well I wish you the best of luck
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Jan 27, 2015 10:40
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The worst I've had was a gay guy trying to suck my dick in Canada. I handled that situation the same way I handled the back of his head. Which meant I let him, but was angry at myself afterwards for being so easy.
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Jan 27, 2015 10:43
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why the heck wouldn't you let a person, male or female, give you a free blowjob? you did the right thing OP
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Jan 27, 2015 10:52
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where did you disappear to op? you went forums AWOL
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Jan 27, 2015 11:02
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BEAR GRYLLZ posted:why the heck wouldn't you let a person, male or female, give you a free blowjob? Thank you, I agree. I've been rockclimbing around the area for about 4 days, and might not even shower because I understand drivers love musk.
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Jan 27, 2015 11:03
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krampster2 posted:where did you disappear to op? you went forums AWOL I went traveling again, trying to settle down and find a great girl. I've been climbing. It seems there are no perfect woman on-top of cliff faces in the middle of nowhere. Now I have to head to a city to drag one out and place them on a cliff. Back again though! Thanks for remembering me
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Jan 27, 2015 11:04
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Sas posted:I've hitched all over the world, I don't know why but NT after Wolfs Creek scares the poo poo out of me. I thought Wolf Creek was based on the Ivan Milat murders in NSW? You'll be fine in NT.
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Jan 27, 2015 11:06
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Octy posted:I thought Wolf Creek was based on the Ivan Milat murders in NSW? You'll be fine in NT. It was also based on John Murdoch, who lived about 20kms down the road when I was in Ali Curung, NT. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bradley_John_Murdoch Still, rape's better then murder!! *fingers crossed* Sas fucked around with this message at 11:12 on Jan 27, 2015 |
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Jan 27, 2015 11:09
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RIP Op, raped to death by kangaroos
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Jan 27, 2015 11:15
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Lunixnerd posted:RIP Op, raped to death by kangaroos Fun fact: kangaroos have weird penises. They kind of look like the carrots you’d find at a farmer’s market. http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/kangaroo-penises
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Jan 27, 2015 11:45
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Can I have your Xbox? And not the lovely refurbished one you bought off the cuff at the yard sale, you can give that to Tony.
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Jan 27, 2015 11:47
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Rough Lobster posted:Can I have your Xbox? And not the lovely refurbished one you bought off the cuff at the yard sale, you can give that to Tony. I just have an i7 laptop right now, but because it has a fingerprint scanner I think it will be safe from my murder/rapist.
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Jan 27, 2015 11:59
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lol at hitching across the shittiest part of the country for no reason. There's nothing to see except the big fookin rock and you can catch a plane there.
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Jan 27, 2015 12:05
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just a reminder youll have to pass through snowtown to get to adelaide
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Jan 27, 2015 12:10
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also abandon all hope
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Jan 27, 2015 12:11
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idk couldnt you just buy/rent a cheap o beater car and bring a shitton of gas? you're probably already paying $2k for a ticket there, and it seems better/safer/easier than hitchhiking
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Jan 27, 2015 12:11
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God bless you for feeding those poor starving dingoes though.
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Jan 27, 2015 12:34
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Joke's on him, because if he does survive the trip without being raped, murdered, or defenestrated, he'll end up in Adelaide.
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Jan 27, 2015 13:14
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haint nothing or noone to hitch hike there mate anyone around there is only there because there isn't any cops or reporters or no-one. they aren't rural farmers, because there isn't anything to farm in a loving desert. they are Very Moneyed; they have to spend thousands just to get there and much more to maintain the things they do. they don't want to rape (at least, not you), they want to prevent anyone from witnessing them. friendly advice there chum.
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Jan 27, 2015 13:17
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Did I mention you're going to die, cause if I didn't then that is what is going to happen to you. On the other hand its suppose to be nice and green with pretty flowers everywhere atm cause of them rains so at least you have that to look forward too while an iced up trucker does the unspeakable..
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Jan 27, 2015 13:29
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Sas posted:The worst I've had was a gay guy trying to suck my dick in Canada. There are worse ways to get a couple hundred miles across the country, I guess. 
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Jan 27, 2015 14:54
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Sas posted:The worst I've had was a gay guy trying to suck my dick in Canada. mook said he was sorry
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Jan 27, 2015 15:02
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Please send your last words to the mods with instructions to post in a month if no one hears from you again. Thanks mate!
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you know op you can take matters into your own hands
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