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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I wouldn't give a poo poo if he wasn't being so incredibly annoying about it.

A year ago, we'd have some beers, play video games, and chill out. Today he doesn't drink anymore and keeps injecting government oppression into every conversation.

We used to text funny pictures like goatse back and forth. Now I just get a million libertarian memes sent to my phone.

We're in New England and currently in the middle of this big blizzard. There's a driving ban in place, so no cars are allowed to be on the road except for emergency services. I think the logic behind it is that cops and paramedics are going to have their hands full as it is, without having to worry about dumbasses who can't drive in the snow and get stranded. This oppression is apparently driving him crazy, and now he's driving me crazy. Every place is closed, and he doesn't have a girlfriend. He literally has no where he needs to be today.

Today he texted me, "I bet they're coming for our guns next."




He doesn't own any guns :suicide:

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Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I wouldn't give a poo poo if he wasn't being so incredibly annoying about it.

A year ago, we'd have some beers, play video games, and chill out. Today he doesn't drink anymore and keeps injecting government oppression into every conversation.

We used to text funny pictures like goatse back and forth. Now I just get a million libertarian memes sent to my phone.

We're in New England and currently in the middle of this big blizzard. There's a driving ban in place, so no cars are allowed to be on the road except for emergency services. I think the logic behind it is that cops and paramedics are going to have their hands full as it is, without having to worry about dumbasses who can't drive in the snow and get stranded. This oppression is apparently driving him crazy, and now he's driving me crazy. Every place is closed, and he doesn't have a girlfriend. He literally has no where he needs to be today.

Today he texted me, "I bet they're coming for our guns next."




He doesn't own any guns :suicide:

i have a friend like this who used to be a regular autistic nerd growing up and then started to turn into an autistic libertarian nerd. one of my roommates from a few years ago was similar but it happened like overnight after his divorce and now he handcrafts straight razors and owns 31 guns and moderates reddit boards (careful kids)

in both cases when it started to become a thing i just told them i didnt care about any of that poo poo and to shut up and go post about it on the internet and it worked really well. things were awkward for a few minutes while they were like "oh.. okay.. i guess.. im just trying to help you see the truth" and i repeated myself and then everything was fine

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
so what?

now instead of beer you'll drink unpasteurized milk, the only video game you'll play is bioshock and instead of goatse, you'll send each other those pictures of ron and rand paul spreading their asscheeks apart.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
be a friend and buy him a gun

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Libertarian just means Republican.

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

maybe you should start looking for a new friend, op

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
An example of what pops up in my phone:

Posthuman
Jan 10, 2005

I give all those dicks and cocks sir

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

He doesn't own any guns
... that he's told you about yet.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
i read librarian. this is slightly better

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I remember back in the day when libertarianism was a good thing. You know, back when it was just a euphemism for being pro-drug, pro-abortion, and anti-cop

Huskalator
Mar 17, 2009

Proud fascist
anti-anti-fascist
This is good and you should look at becoming a libertarian too. Most goons are communists and socialists and look how bad their lives are.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Huskalator posted:

This is good and you should look at becoming a libertarian too. Most goons are communists and socialists and look how bad their lives are.

But the goon libertarians are the most insufferable of all? :confused:

Toalpaz
Mar 20, 2012

Peace through overwhelming determination
You should just end it all.

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

sever

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Why do you feel so oppressed by Liberty?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
How would "Operation Blizzard Gungrab" even work? Even if the Feds did successfully leverage this blizzard into rounding up everybody's guns, they'd have tipped their hand to the entire rest of the country.

I think your friend's problem isn't libertarian propaganda, it's that he's just an idiot in general.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
tell him to use some of his libertarian civil freedom to kill himself

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
I mean have you see the retards who post in the libertarian D&D thread? One of them thinks black people should hire PMC's to protect them lol

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I remember back in the day when libertarianism was a good thing. You know, back when it was just a euphemism for being pro-drug, pro-abortion, and anti-cop

hahahahaha this has never been true

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Venom Snake posted:

I mean have you see the retards who post in the libertarian D&D thread? One of them thinks black people should hire PMC's to protect them lol

lol honestly in america this is the way to go actually

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

burritolingus posted:

Libertarian just means Republican.

They're both anti-worker/hate unions, anti-abortion, pro-gun, anti-universal health care, and hate taxes but that's pretty much it for similarities.

Republicans love cops, and libertarians don't. Republicans are anti-gay, libertarians are not. Republicans love spending money on the military, libertarians do not. Republicans are pro-death penalty, libertarians are not. Republicans are vehemently anti-drugs, and libertarians love to toke up.

Actually now that I think about it, libertarians are everything republicans claim they are but aren't (for small government).

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I remember back in the day when libertarianism was a good thing. You know, back when it was just a euphemism for being pro-drug, pro-abortion, and anti-cop

Every libertarian I have ever met has been anti-abortion for whatever reason.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
libertarians aren't anti-abortion they're pro-choice

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Melmac posted:

They're both anti-worker/hate unions, anti-abortion, pro-gun, anti-universal health care, and hate taxes but that's pretty much it for similarities.

Republicans love cops, and libertarians don't. Republicans are anti-gay, libertarians are not. Republicans love spending money on the military, libertarians do not. Republicans are pro-death penalty, libertarians are not. Republicans are vehemently anti-drugs, and libertarians love to toke up.

Actually now that I think about it, libertarians are everything republicans claim they are but aren't (for small government).

you forgot that any true idealists were forced out when the internet caught ahold of it and now its all bronies advocating for the government to not decide the age of consent and angry incels who wish they could pay to get laid through a phone app

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

Melmac posted:



Every libertarian I have ever met has been anti-abortion for whatever reason.

Probably because they're Republicans that don't want to admit it to themselves

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
libertarians are a buncha wackos and most grow out of it and turn into republicans

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Melmac posted:

They're both anti-worker/hate unions, anti-abortion, pro-gun, anti-universal health care, and hate taxes but that's pretty much it for similarities.

Republicans love cops, and libertarians don't. Republicans are anti-gay, libertarians are not. Republicans love spending money on the military, libertarians do not. Republicans are pro-death penalty, libertarians are not. Republicans are vehemently anti-drugs, and libertarians love to toke up.

Actually now that I think about it, libertarians are everything republicans claim they are but aren't (for small government).

Republicans are actually way better because "small government" has literally never solved a problem ever and at least with Republicans people have the military as a way to work up the social ladder, with Libertarians if your poor enjoy being poor forever.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Venom Snake posted:

Republicans are actually way better because "small government" has literally never solved a problem ever and at least with Republicans people have the military as a way to work up the social ladder, with Libertarians if your poor enjoy being poor forever.

lol at the idea of using the army for upward social mobility

a fine jest, sir

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

Dyna Soar posted:

be a friend and buy him a gun

Note that Israeli Weapons Incorporated now sells the civilian version of the IDF service rifle, the Tavor, in the US. This should be perfect for meeting his desire for a gun, "pissing off liberals", and lionizing plucky li'l Israel as being a place that's "got it right".



There was an initial huge rush to buy them, but the market has settled down to about $1500 now.

Huuuuuge aftermarket too, all kinds of small workshops making accessories and the like for them. There's this one shop that's put out an integrally-suppressed 9mm barrel for it, it's like whisper-quiet.


On second thought, don't buy one for him, tell him to bootstrap his way into owning a gun.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

lol at the idea of using the army for upward social mobility

a fine jest, sir

The military has literally been the Republicans way to giving welfare to the lower class and jobs to politicians sons since forever dude.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
face it america is a plutocracy and your friend is just another rube brainwashed to support a political ideology that's basically against his own interests

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

proof of concept posted:

hahahahaha this has never been true

that's what it meant to me and my people

we were all 14 and didn't give a gently caress about (or understand) taxes, gun control, any of that poo poo

we just wanted to be able to buy weed and booze from every store and run amok

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
They're all a bunch of hypocrites. "Republican" "Democrat" "Libertarian" are basically just brands at this point. Each of them advocates the government being exactly as big as it needs to be to grant favors to their lobbyists, and small wherever that would hurt their political rivals.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Melmac posted:

Every libertarian I have ever met has been anti-abortion for whatever reason.

fuckin' ron paul's fault

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

Applewhite posted:

They're all a bunch of hypocrites. "Republican" "Democrat" "Libertarian" are basically just brands at this point. Each of them advocates the government being exactly as big as it needs to be to grant favors to their lobbyists, and small wherever that would hurt their political rivals.

this but it seems that this notion supports the idea of a small government so maybe libertarians are right

az
Dec 2, 2005

rip and sever

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Applewhite posted:

They're all a bunch of hypocrites. "Republican" "Democrat" "Libertarian" are basically just brands at this point. Each of them advocates the government being exactly as big as it needs to be to grant favors to their lobbyists, and small wherever that would hurt their political rivals.

The democrats are far more to the left of Republicans and Libertarians since the 14' elections. The Repubs purged the democrats moderates for them.

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Applewhite posted:

They're all a bunch of hypocrites. "Republican" "Democrat" "Libertarian" are basically just brands at this point. Each of them advocates the government being exactly as big as it needs to be to grant favors to their lobbyists, and small wherever that would hurt their political rivals.

Nobody wants a small government and I'm not sure that anyone can actually articulate a logical argument in favor of reducing the size of our government. People that cry about the size of government are just retards that are regurgitating something they heard on AM radio.

All three parties are exactly the same and their agenda is to make rich people richer and insulate them from any accountability for their actions, while simultaneously keeping the poor right on the edge of ruin and terrified of rocking the boat.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

City of Tampa posted:

Nobody wants a small government and I'm not sure that anyone can actually articulate a logical argument in favor of reducing the size of our government. People that cry about the size of government are just retards that are regurgitating something they heard on AM radio.

All three parties are exactly the same and their agenda is to make rich people richer and insulate them from any accountability for their actions, while simultaneously keeping the poor right on the edge of ruin and terrified of rocking the boat.

What's it like being insane?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I wouldn't give a poo poo if he wasn't being so incredibly annoying about it.

A year ago, we'd have some beers, play video games, and chill out. Today he doesn't drink anymore and keeps injecting government oppression into every conversation.

We used to text funny pictures like goatse back and forth. Now I just get a million libertarian memes sent to my phone.

We're in New England and currently in the middle of this big blizzard. There's a driving ban in place, so no cars are allowed to be on the road except for emergency services. I think the logic behind it is that cops and paramedics are going to have their hands full as it is, without having to worry about dumbasses who can't drive in the snow and get stranded. This oppression is apparently driving him crazy, and now he's driving me crazy. Every place is closed, and he doesn't have a girlfriend. He literally has no where he needs to be today.

Today he texted me, "I bet they're coming for our guns next."




He doesn't own any guns :suicide:

government created those roads anyway, remind him. to travel he must build an anti-gravity machine and hover through non-govt. airspace.

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City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Venom Snake posted:

What's it like being insane?


Venom Snake posted:

The democrats are far more to the left of Republicans and Libertarians since the 14' elections. The Repubs purged the democrats moderates for them.

?

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