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Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Obama has done a shitload of liberal stuff that has super pissed off the Republicans.

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Nigmaetcetera posted:

fuckin' ron paul's fault

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

Note that Israeli Weapons Incorporated now sells the civilian version of the IDF service rifle, the Tavor, in the US. This should be perfect for meeting his desire for a gun, "pissing off liberals", and lionizing plucky li'l Israel as being a place that's "got it right".



There was an initial huge rush to buy them, but the market has settled down to about $1500 now.

Huuuuuge aftermarket too, all kinds of small workshops making accessories and the like for them. There's this one shop that's put out an integrally-suppressed 9mm barrel for it, it's like whisper-quiet.


On second thought, don't buy one for him, tell him to bootstrap his way into owning a gun.

That's really cool, if I ever go nuts and decide to spend a grand on a gun itd probably be that.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

in both cases when it started to become a thing i just told them i didnt care about any of that poo poo and to shut up and go post about it on the internet and it worked really well. things were awkward for a few minutes while they were like "oh.. okay.. i guess.. im just trying to help you see the truth" and i repeated myself and then everything was fine

This might be the best solution. Can't sever yet.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

back in the 90's their official platform was that fetuses aren't people, so there's nothing wrong with killing them, hell, you could eat 'em afterwards if you want. then mr. purestrain switches from the republicans and all of a sudden "our unborn constituents need protection"

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
lol at that loving guy defending rand paul in the D&D SOTU thread.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

This might be the best solution. Can't sever yet.

I'm interested to hear the story behind this. Are you beholden to him or something?

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Venom Snake posted:

Obama has done a shitload of liberal stuff that has super pissed off the Republicans.

He said some mildly liberal stuff in the state of the union speech that everybody knows he doesn't actually believe. That's why he's suddenly more liberal now; he can't be expected to do anything about it.

Get back to me about Obama's liberalism after he nukes our economy with the TPP deal, or after he finally gets the "Grand Bargain" to reduce the debt by cutting Social Security benefits that he's been pushing for since he was elected.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

City of Tampa posted:

He said some mildly liberal stuff in the state of the union speech that everybody knows he doesn't actually believe. That's why he's suddenly more liberal now; he can't be expected to do anything about it.

Get back to me about Obama's liberalism after he nukes our economy with the TPP deal, or after he finally gets the "Grand Bargain" to reduce the debt by cutting Social Security benefits that he's been pushing for since he was elected.

So normalizing relations with cuba, working with Iran on nukes and telling BiBi so tuck off is nothing?

edit: Not to mention the tax increases he supports.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Applewhite posted:

I'm interested to hear the story behind this. Are you beholden to him or something?

We've been friends since we were eight :(

We played little league together, went camping together, ingested powerful hallucinogens together.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

We've been friends since we were eight :(

We played little league together, went camping together, ingested powerful hallucinogens together.

ingest more hallucinogens with him. best case scenario he'll go back to normal. worst case scenario you'll become a libertarian too, so you can still be friends :)

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


the only future is a fascist future

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014

A misanthrope posted:

government created those roads anyway, remind him. to travel he must build an anti-gravity machine and hover through non-govt. airspace.

actually, the people's taxes pay for the government... so really the government has never done anything

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

I want this to happen

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

sexy young infidel posted:

actually, the people's taxes pay for the government... so really the government has never done anything

they organized it. good luck going door to door collecting money for the upkeep of your local high school toilets

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Nigmaetcetera posted:

ingest more hallucinogens with him. best case scenario he'll go back to normal. worst case scenario you'll become a libertarian too, so you can still be friends :)

Hmm... You know, that could work too. Maybe he just needs a good trip to reset his brain.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

City of Tampa posted:

He said some mildly liberal stuff in the state of the union speech that everybody knows he doesn't actually believe. That's why he's suddenly more liberal now; he can't be expected to do anything about it.

Get back to me about Obama's liberalism after he nukes our economy with the TPP deal, or after he finally gets the "Grand Bargain" to reduce the debt by cutting Social Security benefits that he's been pushing for since he was elected.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLKnCeeAW48

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
http://galtse.cx/

Fansy fucked around with this message at 19:45 on Jan 27, 2015

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

take a picture of doug stanhope's lungs/liver and show it to him op


the natural consequence of libertarianism made flesh

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
Have you read Atlas Shrugged
Do you own yourself
Did you know the government can just print money
Have you been to mises.org
Have you watched this 30 minute youtube
Are you familiar with the philosopher Stefan Molyneux
But look at this study conducted by CATO
Slavery is income tax
The solution to _____ is less government
i'm above two-party politics

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Venom Snake posted:

What's it like being insane?

Hahaha, jfk

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
No, see our money is worthless because it's not based on gold. Gold is an objective standard of value. Fiat currency only has value because we say it does.
Where does gold's value come from? Uh...

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I think you both should take a trip down memory lane with another round of powerful hallucinogens

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

I think you both should take a trip down memory lane with another round of powerful hallucinogens

There's really seldom a reason not to do this.

fearlessflyingfish
Dec 24, 2014

Did you seriously pack drugs and candy for dinner?
I've only known a handful of libertarians, and all of them have stolen from me or their workplace, and all of them use the shittiest, flimsiest justifications.

I do not advise being friends with libertarians; it's hard to trust anyone who's political views boil down to "it's okay to screw ANYBODY over as long as you can justify it to yourself." How the hell do you even trust someone like that?

fearlessflyingfish
Dec 24, 2014

Did you seriously pack drugs and candy for dinner?

Applewhite posted:

No, see our money is worthless because it's not based on gold. Gold is an objective standard of value. Fiat currency only has value because we say it does.
Where does gold's value come from? Uh...

SHININESS obviously.

Gold, hell, all those metals have value because of SHININESS. Paper currency? Nah bro, no SHININESS. Coins are almost okay with libertarians because they're so SHINY.

Bitcoins? Totally cool, all those websites are full of pictures of SHINY Bitcoins.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
The next time he quotes Ayn Rand, remind him that Ayn Rand actually hated Libertarians and thought they were garbage.


Ayn Rand posted:

In the philosophical battle for a free society, the one crucial connection to be upheld is that between capitalism and reason. The religious conservatives are seeking to tie capitalism to mysticism; the “libertarians” are tying capitalism to the whim-worshipping subjectivism and chaos of anarchy. To cooperate with either group is to betray capitalism, reason, and one’s own future.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
how can you betray capitalism? by not being selfish?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Dyna Soar posted:

how can you betray capitalism? by not being selfish?

i believe her definition was "not giving me money, going to my lectures, and buying my books"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Dyna Soar posted:

how can you betray capitalism? by not being selfish?

By drinking so much colloidal silver that you turn purple.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Venom Snake posted:

The democrats are far more to the left of Republicans and Libertarians since the 14' elections. The Repubs purged the democrats moderates for them.

lol if you really believe this

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

why do you care if your friend works at the library, op

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
anywhere else in the western world democrats would be center-right or straight up right wing

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
libertarians pretend to be selfish but they will always share their weed with you and listen to your troubles with an open mind. people dont actually believe their political beliefs, op, they just like to talk about them.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Wait I'm changing my answer try to get him to drink colloidal silver until he turns into a blue man

fearlessflyingfish
Dec 24, 2014

Did you seriously pack drugs and candy for dinner?

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

Wait I'm changing my answer try to get him to drink colloidal silver until he turns into a blue man

"Sure, okay, the uneducated might think that he Smurfs were socialists, but you and I know the truth buddy. I mean, peaceful volunteerism, a thriving un-regulated Main Street, no taxation... we all know them Smurfs were taking night classes from Professor Paul..."

Hungry Joe
Nov 27, 2006

DDFH

Applewhite posted:

No, see our money is worthless because it's not based on gold. Gold is an objective standard of value. Fiat currency only has value because we say it does.
Where does gold's value come from? Uh...

Actually, our currency isn't backed by gold anymore. We have a floating currency which means it's variable and determined by the foreign-exchange market.

This is one of the ways purchasing parity is established

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp

Hungry Joe posted:

Actually, our currency isn't backed by gold anymore. We have a floating currency which means it's variable and determined by the foreign-exchange market.

This is one of the ways purchasing parity is established

actually,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

quote:

No, see our money is worthless because it's not based on gold.
ACTAU;;LLLLLLLLLLJUUUYYYYYYYYYY

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Hungry Joe
Nov 27, 2006

DDFH

fanged wang posted:

actually,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
ACTAU;;LLLLLLLLLLJUUUYYYYYYYYYY

Lol ya I saw that but I took that to mean that gold has no value because it's value is determined by the people.

Maybe I misunderstood their post or maybe you only read the sentence you quoted.

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