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*flips 25 burgers in 2 minutes* *can determine the doneness of each burger at a glance* *is a stud* *pinche cabron*
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Yeah yr co workers probably do think your a human being at least you figured it what they were saying
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Jan 27, 2015 18:46
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Rajjoble posted:*can determine the doneness of each burger at a glance* So they always over/under cook them on purpose then?
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Jan 27, 2015 18:49
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2 minutes for 25 burgers? Speed that poo poo up or get back to the dish pit kid.
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Jan 27, 2015 18:49
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*has a serious drug/alcohol problem*
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Prodigal T-REX posted:Yeah yr co workers probably do think your a human being at least you figured it what they were saying everyone takes it in the rear end on the line, they are not always a human being thats what makes it fun you want overcooked burger? *throws it in the deep fryer*
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Jan 27, 2015 18:53
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*is an ex-con just trying to get his life back together* *assigned this job as part of probation* *boss is a total rear end in a top hat who uses threats of "probation violation" to force extra work* *holds head high and tries to stay on the straight and narrow for his woman* *associate from the past comes in offering big score in need of a wheelman* *really shouldn't do it--grappling with it morally* *looks around lovely life situation* *gently caress it, let's do this* *gets shot in the head by cop during getaway*
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Jan 27, 2015 18:55
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5 second rule ftw
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Jan 27, 2015 19:00
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Rajjoble posted:*throws it in the deep fryer* Thanks for not just putting grill marks on it and microwaving it
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Jan 27, 2015 19:14
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Chinatown posted:*has a serious drug/alcohol problem*
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Jan 27, 2015 19:15
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*no hablo ingles, senor* *Mierda...Imigracion esta aqui!*
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Jan 27, 2015 19:15
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lol if you think there aren't giant grill machines that automatically cook 20 burgers at a time.
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:*is an ex-con just trying to get his life back together* the saddest, racist part of heat 
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Jan 27, 2015 19:16
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*gets deported every other friday night but somehow is back at work by monday*
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Jan 27, 2015 19:16
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a bone to pick posted:lol if you think there aren't giant grill machines that automatically cook 20 burgers at a time. But they're missing that special something... Cross-contamination.
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Jan 27, 2015 19:17
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*gets high in the walk in* *sneaks sips of cooking wine when no one's looking.*
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Jan 27, 2015 19:19
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*works 70 hour weeks* *part time servers complaining how tired they are* *makes half as much as they do* *posts rants about tipping on the something awful dot com forums*
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Jan 27, 2015 19:26
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*old friends come in, order four fried chickens and loaf of toasted white bread* *friends say they are on a mission from God* *Wife says, "You better think!"* *crowd does song and dance number*
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Jan 27, 2015 20:42
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*smokes Gold Coast cigarette on a 5 minute break next to a sweltering dumpster and reflects on life failures* *considers the luxury of throwing anything they want into a deep fryer* *crossed knives tattoo on forearm, cooks at Denny's"
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Jan 27, 2015 21:09
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*only nice to the waitress he's porking, unbearable dick otherwise* *still drunk from the night before, but at least he doesn't have the shakes yet* *doesn't even know what a gluten is or how to get it out of the tomato basil soup* *steals raw shrimp and steaks by putting them down his pants*
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Jan 27, 2015 22:11
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*could really impress a girl by cooking for her but can't get them to come back to my place because I smell like fry oil and weed 24/7*
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chef mike ftw
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*plans to murder the waitress who seats a 12 top 3 minutes from close*
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Jan 27, 2015 22:21
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*is named derek or rusty and has an ulcer at the age of 32 from stress and uncontrollable alcoholism*
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the lines are ready to eat
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Jan 27, 2015 22:36
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*is on a ton of heroin*
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Jan 27, 2015 22:53
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*Runs to the gas station just up the street and chugs three PBR tallboys and a 5 hour energy during the single 15 minute break I get for a double shift*
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Jan 27, 2015 22:54
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*heats up applebees appetizer in microwave*
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*has connections to the juarez cartel and could be making 100x the amount of money but sincerely believes in the american dream, is an idiot*
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*has a pristine mise* *works at waffle house* *is scared of unemployment*
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*rest of life feels slow*
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Jan 27, 2015 23:29
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I started out as a lowly dishwasher ten years ago, now I'm the head chef of this Chili's! *makes like a dollar more than the dishwasher*
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Jan 27, 2015 23:31
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fried chicken sandwich falls on the floor wipe off chicken and drop in the fryer oil for 5 seconds which is hot enough to kill anything on it new bun i see no problem here
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Jan 27, 2015 23:32
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*Attends school for same amount of time as a radiologist* *Makes 12.75/hr + 3% of 5% of tips* *Is 32 years old, lives in parents' basement* *Pays no rent, gets high all day.* *Parents die, mortgages house and lives on equity for 4 years*
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Jan 27, 2015 23:39
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*is gay*
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Jan 27, 2015 23:40
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ethanol posted:*is gay* *is thomas kellers deep prep chef*
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Jan 27, 2015 23:46
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i wonder if the china.jpg goons know any line cooks in their respective land, i wonder what their trials and tribulations would be
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Jan 27, 2015 23:49
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*smokes aimlessly in the alleyway out back*
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*works lovely slave labor job taking poo poo all night* *posts angry diatribes in goons with spoons*
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