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*cuts finger open, puts on rubber glove and a rubber band around it to keep the blood in* *gets to work as early as possible to not get put into dishwasher duty* *ends shift at 3AM, gets home at 4AM, falls asleep at 4:30AM, wakes up at 6:30AM to get to work at 8AM*
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Jan 28, 2015 06:36
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*is sincerely proud of a job genuinely well done with skill and determination* *nobody else on Earth cares at all* *irrelevant because every say is spent with fellow kitchen staff, sleeping, or high*
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Jan 28, 2015 06:45
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*lists bilingual as skill on physical Target application* *never called, frowns while frying egg over easy*
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Jan 28, 2015 06:56
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*doesn't know the waiters names*
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Jan 28, 2015 07:06
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Danger Mahoney posted:*contemplates business plan for enterprise he is going to start until he is forty and gets fired, picks up bussing jobs until he can land a construction job at fifty-five* christ, this was what i was gonna post. super accurate. although i just met a swag motherfucker who literally paid his expensive rear end rent by his painting commissions and cooks for fun and extra cash. I wanna be that guy.
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Jan 28, 2015 07:58
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*has worked in every resteraunt within a 20 mile radius*
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Jan 28, 2015 07:58
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*Shows up an hour late, leaves an hour early* *I went to chef school Cooks don't do dishes* *Gets fired*
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Jan 28, 2015 07:59
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*doesn't get breaks because he doesn't smoke* *gets thanked by manager along with the rest of the skeleton crew left in this hellhole for working massive overtime to keep the restaurant running while they enough staff to run the kitchen* *tips get taken away due to being 12 minutes late the next day*
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Jan 28, 2015 08:00
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Lobotomy Bob posted:*has lovely job to keep the heat off while making real money selling drugs to the waitstaff* *Is the other coke dealer in the kitchen, Has a beer with you at the bar next door*
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Jan 28, 2015 08:05
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Padical posted:*doesn't get breaks because he doesn't smoke* lol
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Jan 28, 2015 08:06
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idk I quit school for a while there and worked in a restaurant. started as a dishwasher, moved to prep cook, then line cook, then got a different job for way more money. that second job gave me full benefits and vacation time n poo poo it was great for a while and now I can cook and I didn't have to spend $50k on culinary school. not a career path I really wanted to pursue though but yeah just don't work in a lovely place I guess. gently caress the front house though. yeah count out your tips right in front of my station while complaining about how $250 isn't enough for one night.
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Jan 28, 2015 08:09
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Moridin920 posted:idk I quit school for a while there and worked in a restaurant. started as a dishwasher, moved to prep cook, then line cook, then got a different job for way more money. that second job gave me full benefits and vacation time n poo poo it was great for a while and now I can cook and I didn't have to spend $50k on culinary school. waiters/waitresess are literal human scum
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Jan 28, 2015 08:16
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Agag posted:*is sincerely proud of a job genuinely well done with skill and determination* This. A million times over.
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Jan 28, 2015 08:29
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Moridin920 posted:idk I quit school for a while there and worked in a restaurant. started as a dishwasher, moved to prep cook, then line cook, then got a different job for way more money. that second job gave me full benefits and vacation time n poo poo it was great for a while and now I can cook and I didn't have to spend $50k on culinary school. No joke, about 25-30% of wait staff realize they aren't the center of the universe and split tips with cooks, they are cool and understand. The rest are so unaware it's unbelievable.
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Jan 28, 2015 08:52
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Ringo Star Get posted:*cuts finger open, puts on rubber glove and a rubber band around it to keep the blood in* i got a irl flashback reading this post you rear end in a top hat 
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Jan 28, 2015 08:59
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social vegan posted:the lines are ready to eat
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Jan 28, 2015 09:01
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uses an elaborate system of colored club frills that denote the doneness of each burger finally finishes mopping, has to work door because bouncer didnt show "excuse me miss we dont allow alcohol on the patio aftwr 11." *places remains of soco lime into tiny evidence bag and meticulously lables it
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Jan 28, 2015 10:53
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Vorik posted:waiters/waitresess are literal human scum
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Jan 28, 2015 12:51
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6msh9BeIJA that sauce sling
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Jan 28, 2015 12:56
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Vorik posted:waiters/waitresess are literal human scum cmon man they only make $2.13 an hour!!! *makes dinner for almost entire waitstaff every single night* *only tipped with a single stolen beer from the bar to feed his addiction* Rajjoble posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6msh9BeIJA thats an OG right there Smugworth fucked around with this message at 15:07 on Jan 28, 2015 |
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Jan 28, 2015 15:04
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Its funny how cooking and food became kinda "hip" and now any shitheel at whatever level thinks because they are somewhere in the industry they are cool dudes.
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Jan 28, 2015 15:11
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Rapman the Cook posted:Its funny how cooking and food became kinda "hip" and now any shitheel at whatever level thinks because they are somewhere in the industry they are cool dudes. hahagaha
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Jan 28, 2015 15:31
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*puts CHEF on their facebook profile* *makes salads, fries chicken tenders and plates pre-made deserts*
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Jan 28, 2015 15:48
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"We're all about farm-to-table, organic, local cuisine done in a fresh style" *sources all ingredients from sysco*
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Jan 28, 2015 16:16
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Bro Dad posted:"We're all about farm-to-table, organic, local cuisine done in a fresh style" just as accurate as the poo poo those dopes buy at the supermarket
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Jan 28, 2015 16:28
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my friend is a line cook at a really high volume, nice local restaurant and everyone he works with is a complete degenerate. they all do heroin at work and one of them tried to give my friend a gun instead of some money for weed, one of them is literally retarded, and one is this realyl dour caveman type guy i met once who furrowed his brow deepyl at everything and couldn't really hold a conversation but was quite nice
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Jan 28, 2015 16:30
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plumper fuckbus posted:just as accurate as the poo poo those dopes buy at the supermarket i just find it hilarious that yuppies will pay twice the price for food that comes in a white plastic bucket
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Jan 28, 2015 16:33
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I work as a line cook/Tempura cook at a Japanese Izakaya & Sushi Bar, and to be honest it's really the best job I can have in a college town because I hate retail. Plus I get a 4% tip share, and I get a pretty generous amount per hour. In an open air kitchen. It's clean as gently caress, and everyone gets along. The owner buys me shots when he's visiting from the other location and I get bought beer every Saturday. So, I dunno maybe you guys just have terrible line cook positions IDK.
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Jan 28, 2015 21:19
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-entire phone contact list knows when breaks are, so they can roll through and buy drugs during said breaks- -still keeps job to shut probation officer up-
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Jan 28, 2015 21:32
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*considers line cook as meaning he now has mastered cooking. Another notch on the bed post of truly being a "renaissance man"
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Jan 28, 2015 21:39
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*wonders whether pantry is still part of the line*
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Jan 28, 2015 22:00
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*never washes pants and shoes have last years food on them still* *rides bike to and from work when the sun is gone* *listens to Jim Croces "I got a name" on repeat*
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*stays at lovely job for three years and makes no progress on a personal or professional level* *nearly has an anxiety attack before each shift* *buying some weed from the grill dude is the only thing worth looking forward to on any given day*
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