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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

drink beer instead

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Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

I started using hemp milk, op.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
Milk before work, beer after work. You're retarded.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

pot of coffee by day

bottle of wine by night

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

*quaffs cow tittypotion *

Feels good man

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
drink almond milk. it actually tastes good and isnt gross like soy milk. also its like 30 calories for a serving

(also :hfive: lactose intolerant crew)

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

almond milk is possibly even dumber than cow milk but cow milk is off the charts a gross concept

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

numberoneposter posted:

almond milk is possibly even dumber than cow milk but cow milk is off the charts a gross concept

where even is the titty on a almond

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading
IPAs are piss

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Xaris posted:

drink almond milk. it actually tastes good and isnt gross like soy milk. also its like 30 calories for a serving

(also :hfive: lactose intolerant crew)

I love almond milk. I also cook some stuff with coconut milk, which is awesome too. :hfive:

script kitty
Jan 2, 2005

GOTTA GO CATTES
almond milk owns coconut milk owns

cow milk is not too good but heavy cream is great and owns

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord
Drink milk 'err day

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

Xaris posted:

drink almond milk. it actually tastes good and isnt gross like soy milk. also its like 30 calories for a serving

(also :hfive: lactose intolerant crew)

haha pussy gotta drink almond milk almonds aint even got titties

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

script kitty posted:

almond milk owns coconut milk owns

cow milk is not too good but heavy cream is great and owns

yea i was gunna mention coconut milk. its good too, though i prefer to use almond milk in cereal or protein shakes. coconut tends to be better in cooking

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
In university I sat through a speech about how drinking milk was wrong and it really turned things around for me re: drinking milk.

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme
Mar 19, 2009

Gods don't make mistakes
suck my butt, i like milk

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading
Until we have mass produced human milk with guaranteed no fatties or uggos certification, cow milk is the best we can do. Sorry, OP.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

just a nice tall cool glass of homogeneous suspension of fat and protein produced by the mammary gland of a domesticated pastoral ruminant

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme
Mar 19, 2009

Gods don't make mistakes

numberoneposter posted:

just a nice tall cool glass of homogeneous suspension of fat and protein produced by the mammary gland of a domesticated pastoral ruminant

you say that like it isn't arousing

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
Milk + Sugar Free Sweetener + Ice + Vanilla Protein Powder, blend and it's basically a milk shake for breakfast except good for you.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Whatev posted:

Until we have mass produced human milk with guaranteed no fatties or uggos certification, cow milk is the best we can do. Sorry, OP.

Human titty milk tastes terrible though.

script kitty
Jan 2, 2005

GOTTA GO CATTES
+ + = pretty tasty imo

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Almond milk is the biggest sham

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

i get mad shits if i drink milk, so i drink almond milk and now it's just good times in toilet town.

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

yes rather then drink something made for the express purpose of drinking let's drink rotten wheat juice

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Almond milk is the biggest sham
for truth, i was looking into making like a "soylent" type sports drink with high bio availability of protein and electrolytes for long distance cycling and i just laughed and shook my head at the nutritional qualities vs price of almond milk

cow milk is decent imo, dont get me wrong its just weirding me out right now

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
Bunch of people with defective bodies ITT.

*Can't drink milk, therefore milk is gross*

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading

numberoneposter posted:

for truth, i was looking into making like a "soylent" type sports drink with high bio availability of protein and electrolytes for long distance cycling and i just laughed and shook my head at the nutritional qualities vs price of almond milk

cow milk is decent imo, dont get me wrong its just weirding me out right now
It's funny when vegans treat animal product replacements as if they have the same nutritional properties as the real thing and end up all malnourished and poo poo.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



drinking straight milk is gross but milk shakes, chocolate milk, and "cookie crisp" cereal are all acceptable to me

President Kucinich
Feb 21, 2003

Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital

Drinking my milk right now.

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading

President Kucinich posted:

Drinking my milk right now.
Don't get high off your own supply, dog.

President Kucinich
Feb 21, 2003

Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital

You want to talk about weird poo poo, cereal is some weird poo poo.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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President Kucinich posted:

You want to talk about weird poo poo, cereal is some weird poo poo.
its soup when you really think about it

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

yea blue diamond unsweetened is honestly the best. ive tried a couple brands and i go back to that. safeway now carries like a 2 gallon jug of it now :woop:

also im not sure what your problem with the nutrition of it, it's mostly for calcium/d/e and a little bit of other things, like regular milk.

Xaris fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Jan 27, 2015

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
You evidently never tried CHOCOLATE milk. Yummy

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


drinking milk is only ok if you've been eating like chocolate cake and need something to wash it down with. drinking it otherwise is a sin and should be punished by death.

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

Linux Pirate posted:

drinking milk is only ok if you've been eating like chocolate cake and need something to wash it down with. drinking it otherwise is a sin and should be punished by death.

Oreos? Chocolate chip cookies?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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i am totally ok with milk enemas btw

Ex-Priest Tobin
May 25, 2014

by Reene
i don't think drinking milk is as weird as eating eggs

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obviously I fucked it
Oct 6, 2009

Tony Homo posted:

You evidently never tried CHOCOLATE milk. Yummy

Have you tried it in a bowl of Peanut Butter Crunch? (It's the only way that milk is tolerable to me. ) One loving awesome breakfast, my friend.

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