drinking milk is weird and gross

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Stoic Commie: Aug 29, 2005; by XyloJW

that's a photoshop and it's creepy

# ? Jan 28, 2015 00:56

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 07:39

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

numberoneposter posted:

related

i'd have a glass

# ? Jan 28, 2015 00:58

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i'd have a glass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tMoeADHQ2I

# ? Jan 28, 2015 01:09

EnderWiggin: Jan 10, 2015

While milk is total garbage for you, milk straight from the cow tastes pretty drat good.

# ? Jan 28, 2015 01:13

D-Tron: Jul 3, 2007; 1999 was a hard time
to be a scrub; Yam Slacker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXOGS9cilKM

# ? Jan 28, 2015 01:15

ChrisHansen: Oct 28, 2014; Suck my damn balls.; Lipstick Apathy

I'm always afraid of the wrong types of almonds being used and I'd end up buying a carton of arsenic. I stick with soy because real milk is kinda gross and gives me "the runs"

# ? Jan 28, 2015 01:16

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Korthal posted:

I agree with OP

live in a non-lovely state

milk is delicious

# ? Jan 28, 2015 01:21

Caesar Saladin: Aug 15, 2004

EnderWiggin posted:

While milk is total garbage for you, milk straight from the cow tastes pretty drat good.

louis pasteur is rolling in his grave right now

# ? Jan 28, 2015 01:48

Buddha.: Sep 24, 2007; "Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little."; College Slice

I like water, green tea, arnold palmers, and beer. I don't need no titty juice

# ? Jan 28, 2015 02:02

Whatev: Jan 19, 2007; unfading

Buddha. posted:

I like water, green tea, arnold palmers, and beer. I don't need no titty juice

Cock juice better suits your tastes, yeah.

# ? Jan 28, 2015 02:03

empty sea: Jul 17, 2011; gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset

I had to help do a California Mastitis test at a dairy farm for a field trip and now I don't drink milk because of the way the pus in the milk turned the stuff in the cup into purple, mucus blobs. Seriously, it was gross. Like someone left blueberry yogurt in the car in August.

# ? Jan 28, 2015 02:17

President Kucinich: Feb 21, 2003; Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital

empty sea posted:

I had to help do a California Mastitis test at a dairy farm for a field trip and now I don't drink milk because of the way the pus in the milk turned the stuff in the cup into purple, mucus blobs. Seriously, it was gross. Like someone left blueberry yogurt in the car in August.

Blue berry milk sounds loving delicious

# ? Jan 28, 2015 02:18

Vargs: Mar 27, 2010

numberoneposter posted:

related

i think im a furry now

# ? Jan 28, 2015 02:42

Previous Jesus: Jun 5, 2013

milk tastes great and is pretty awesome if you're like me and often don't hit your fat macro without it and could use the extra protein too

e: i don't like almond milk by itself but it's cool to use in protein shakes sometimes.

Previous Jesus fucked around with this message at 03:18 on Jan 28, 2015

# ? Jan 28, 2015 03:16

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Goat milk is very good.

# ? Jan 28, 2015 03:17

Fog Tripper: Mar 3, 2008; by Smythe

Sorry op, beer and quik do not mix.

# ? Jan 28, 2015 03:19

Zeno-25: Dec 5, 2009; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Milk is for kids. I still love cheese and yogurt, but once you grow up you do realize milk is sort of gross and you just don't need it for any good reason. Hell, there are better sources of calcium with less or no fat, anyway.

Orange/grapefruit or cranberry juice with breakfast are acceptable

# ? Jan 28, 2015 03:50

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

i eat cookies as an excuse to drink milk, no joke

# ? Jan 28, 2015 03:52

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

# ? Jan 28, 2015 03:54

Decrepus: May 21, 2008; In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.

etalian posted:

Goat milk is very good.

I had health problem and health problem but after drinking goats milk I am all better now.

# ? Jan 28, 2015 03:54

Buddha.: Sep 24, 2007; "Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little."; College Slice

Whatev posted:

Cock juice better suits your tastes, yeah.

Only if it's freshly squeezed. I don't like the concentrate crap

# ? Jan 28, 2015 03:58

absolutely: Aug 17, 2014

Milk is by far the best value for protein, peanut butter is a close second. All prices are sourced from my local Aldi because it's the best grocery store. And milk is actually $2.59 at my store now, too lazy to redo the calculation.

milk ($3.19 * 26 gallons) * 144 protein per gallon = 11,943 grams of protein for $82.94

eggs ($1.50 * 56 dozen eggs) * 72 grams of protein per dozen = 6048 protein for $84

tuna ($.69 * 123 cans) * 26 protein per can = 2200 grams for $85

bread ($1.79 * 47 loaves) * 80 protein per loaf = 6730 grams for $84

pb ($1.59 * 53 jars) * 98 protein per 1lb jar = 8258 grams for $85

cheese ($1.99 * 43) * 60 protein 12 slice packet = 5134 grams for $85

absolutely fucked around with this message at 06:35 on Jan 28, 2015

# ? Jan 28, 2015 06:31

Bro Dad: Mar 26, 2010

itt people with inferior genetics

# ? Jan 28, 2015 06:48

sexy young infidel: Nov 13, 2014; Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014

you're a bitch OP

# ? Jan 28, 2015 06:49

veedubfreak: Apr 2, 2005; by Smythe

absolutely posted:

Milk is by far the best value for protein, peanut butter is a close second. All prices are sourced from my local Aldi because it's the best grocery store. And milk is actually $2.59 at my store now, too lazy to redo the calculation.

milk ($3.19 * 26 gallons) * 144 protein per gallon = 11,943 grams of protein for $82.94

eggs ($1.50 * 56 dozen eggs) * 72 grams of protein per dozen = 6048 protein for $84

tuna ($.69 * 123 cans) * 26 protein per can = 2200 grams for $85

bread ($1.79 * 47 loaves) * 80 protein per loaf = 6730 grams for $84

pb ($1.59 * 53 jars) * 98 protein per 1lb jar = 8258 grams for $85

cheese ($1.99 * 43) * 60 protein 12 slice packet = 5134 grams for $85

Buy cheese and slice your own. You get more that way.

# ? Jan 28, 2015 17:56

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Soy milk is nice.

Almond milk is too expensive.

Regular milk makes me wanna barf.

# ? Jan 28, 2015 18:05

Instruction Manuel: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!

Grin and Tonic posted:

goat milk is really good cow milk is unhealthy and lovely and almond milk is dumb and soy milk makes you grow flabby man tits

gently caress, you are on Something Awful. It is already assumed that you possess these. Also, the irony is not lost on me

# ? Jan 28, 2015 18:06

script kitty: Jan 2, 2005; GOTTA GO CATTES

Whatev posted:

Just skipping the glycemic index of lactose vs sucrose vs fructose and so on (they ain't the same), almond milk is so watery that you could mix a glass with half milk and half water, and the milk water would still be more nutritionally dense than almond milk AND have less sugar.

It's like that fruit juice that advertises itself as having 50% less sugar than regular juice. It's like, no poo poo, that's because you took regular juice and mixed it with an equal amount of water. So you're paying them same amount for half the amount of juice.

Like if you're cutting calories wherever you can, I can see the use for almond milk, insomuch that it would be better to drink water than anything else anyway.

you must be gettin the wrong almond milk cause mine is thick and creamy and great for making cappuccinos and poo poo

the high amount of sugar in milk overrides any benefit from a higher micronutrient count imo

Decrepus posted:

Is that like $4 a serving or what.

looks like we got a poor in here

script kitty fucked around with this message at 20:45 on Jan 28, 2015

# ? Jan 28, 2015 20:43

Sassafrasquatch: May 7, 2007

Three Olives posted:

Milk + Sugar Free Sweetener + Ice + Vanilla Protein Powder, blend and it's basically a milk shake for breakfast except good for you.

Holy poo poo you can put protein powder in drinks??!?! I've been eating that ahit by the spoonful for the last 2 months jfc

# ? Jan 28, 2015 22:54

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

^ you're supposed to inject it.

Mmmm Splenda sugar and transfat

# ? Jan 28, 2015 23:05

Filox: Oct 4, 2014; Grimey Drawer

numberoneposter posted:

cow milk is decent imo, dont get me wrong its just weirding me out right now

Don't think about where eggs come from when there's an omelet on your plate.

Filox fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Jan 28, 2015

# ? Jan 28, 2015 23:07

Ratios and Tendency: Apr 23, 2010; MURALI

And honey is bee vomit obviously, makes you think.

# ? Jan 28, 2015 23:36

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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script kitty posted:

you must be gettin the wrong almond milk cause mine is thick and creamy and great for making cappuccinos and poo poo

yea the bluediamond is nice and creamy. i have a nespresso milk frother and it comes out amazing in it. other brands havent come out as well, like i tried TJ's, Silk, and some other versions and it sucked :iiam:

# ? Jan 28, 2015 23:39

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Filox posted:

Don't think about eggs when there's an omelet on your plate.

eggs cracked into a glass of honey sweetened homo milk served at 38�C (cow body temperature)

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Jan 28, 2015

# ? Jan 28, 2015 23:54

Whatev: Jan 19, 2007; unfading

Xaris posted:

yea the bluediamond is nice and creamy. i have a nespresso milk frother and it comes out amazing in it. other brands havent come out as well, like i tried TJ's, Silk, and some other versions and it sucked

I didn't mean watery in taste, I meant that the vast majority of the product is water. Like if you take the exact same amount of milk and almond milk, the milk will have like 30 grams of nutrition poo poo in it and the almond milk will have like 15, with the rest being water.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:01