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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Jobs that are impossible to explain to your parents.
 
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MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Applewhite posted:

Erotic Fiction Writer
Parents who don't get it: 75%
How to explain it to your mom: Yes I'm using my English degree. I just got a thing published actually. Where? Uhhhhmmmmmmmmmmssmsmmmmm some magazine. It was a short story about pirates. Yeah there was a love interest. A couple actually. Oops, that's my other line, gotta go!

I'm pretty sure plenty of moms would understand erotic fiction writers, actually, considering that moms are that genre's main demo

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MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Applewhite posted:

Yeah but it's different when it's your mom. I don't want my mom is reading the gross stuff I write.

i mean, i'd only really be weirded out if the erotic fiction i wrote was really weird--like if i wrote pirate-themed erotic novels then whatever, but if my specialty was gay thug twincest? :shepicide:

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