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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > "intervention" is hilarious
 
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olylifter
Sep 13, 2007

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I like the one about John C, who was literally just a dork who didn't want to take care of his insulin and had no friends.

http://www.aetv.com/intervention/video/john-c

The best part is when he shows up at a restaurant after talking it up and how he's going to meet all his friends there.

Then he shows up and nobody's there and he starts calling them only to find out they've ditched him. Its so brutal.

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olylifter
Sep 13, 2007

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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

high definition piss jugs

they're your father's urine containers

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olylifter
Sep 13, 2007

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There's a whole page of post-Intervention deaths, jesus http://intervention-directory.com/post-intervention-deaths/

Alcoholics drop like flies.

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olylifter
Sep 13, 2007

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Shonuff posted:

Recently saw an Intervention rerun about this former MMA guy and porn actor who was hooked on meth. He would get high and sit in front of a TV watching porn and masturbating for hours and hours and hours.

The best/worst part was this argument with his girlfriend where she was talking about how she got forced into doing porn (again?) to raise the money to get him out of jail or something. He's just like, "Uh, well, I really appreciate you doing that." lol

Of course, I had to look her up and it turns out that she had already been in the industry for years and made tons of films. I don't think the Intervention crew even knew how to handle this one because the majority of the episode focused on another addict.

Was it the one with this?

I've always wondered which episode that came from. Dude must have chapped dick.

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olylifter
Sep 13, 2007

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Zeno-25 posted:



There's been some people that have complained about the name but the company doesn't care because their beer is so good

Our bullshit government run liquor monopoly wouldn't stock it because it made light of alcohol problems, and we had to wait for the foreign owned beer monopoly to stock it.

http://www.thestar.com/life/food_wine/2014/10/01/delirium_tremens_controversial_beer_arrives_in_ontario.html

Still four bucks a bottle here. Bullshit. The article says its 3 bucks, but its four.

olylifter fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Jan 31, 2015

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njark posted:

I'm waiting for the convergence of intervention and cops. like the camera guy is /w a cop on a ride along and they take down a perp smoking or whatever and it happens to be someone that is filming an episode of intervention at the same.

I've been trying to figure out the progression from Cops - Judge Judy - Jerry Springer - Intervention for years and have't been able to yet.

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