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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
your addiction has affected me negatively in the following ways....

fart.

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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
There was an episode about some pseudo wealthy alcoholic who lived in vegas and paid one of his employees to baby sit him while he was drunk all day. He insisted he didn't have a problem even though he had bruises everywhere because his liver was goo. I think he died in the white text at the end.'

Edit: lol

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Serious question, how do non of these people not know what is coming when they're going to their "final interview?" Are they too busy doing drugs to watch TV?

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I also remember one about a guy who smoked crack in a closet on his hot water heater.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

spacemang_spliff posted:

i'm the chick who got pregnant at 16 from her stepbro

In west virginia they call that immaculate conception.

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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

univbee posted:

Alcohol is one of very very few substances where the withdrawal from it can kill you. Once you reach a point where you're basically drunk 24/7 it is extraordinarily hard to get off it even with proper medical assistance and supervision.



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