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Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Prettz posted:

any use of the word "meme" whatsoever

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china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
When a living person says, during a story about something traumatic, "I knew I was going to die."

PollosBromanos
May 18, 2012
/shrugs

"It is what it is"

/goes back to stocking inventory

scrub lover
Apr 22, 2005
"seeds the day"
UH...... excuse me?? it's loving seize the day you goddamn imbecile. it doesn't make any sense when people say seeds.

"giving up the goats"
[in biff tannen voice] hello mcfly... it's giving up the ghost. think mcfly. think.

"pammys in a bunch"
i love this one. i mean.. i sincerely want to know what a pammy is. the correct term is 'panties in a bunch' if you didn't know.

"hot mints/gimme them (or dem) hot mints/i prefer hot mints"
... really dude. the hot mints meme is dead. i'm gonna say it: this NEEDS to be added to the list of bannable gbs catchphrases.

"they're WILTED jerry!"
i don't know what seinfeld episode this is from but it's not very funny out of context.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
OK like for real

"cupping", in reference to drinking coffee ("we cup in this room")

:ironicat:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i never heard anyone say "cupping" in that way and i hope i never do

i do hear "fro-yo" a lot though

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

Cup me please

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
this really brings my piss to a boil

Fake James
Aug 18, 2005

Y'all got any more of that plastic?
Buglord
I can't even right now

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i am so over it

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
#ashtag

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
"cuppa" makes me involuntarily scowl when i hear it

"incompetency"
"competency"
"relevancy"
"irrelevancy"

and any other word like them. you idiots are adding an extra syllable to the word for no god drat reason

PollosBromanos
May 18, 2012
No news is good news!

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
here, goatie goatie goatie

I Am A Robot
Jul 1, 2006

i agree, it's "im gay"

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
omnomnom

cloven hoof
Mar 17, 2009
Today a person offered some advice but said, "I just wanna put a bug in your ear".
Gross.

steady
Feb 28, 2011
Pillbug
"should of" (should have)

"per say" (per se)

"bestie" (best friend) - no, you dweeb. You're in your 20's or 30's. Leave "bestie" to teen girls.

"basically" - being the every third word they utter when talking to someone.

I Pledge The Legence
Sep 18, 2009

Gleaming the Cube
"fresh round of sanctions"

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
"too soon"
no it's not you humorless gently caress

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


"that went down like a cup of cold sick"
"box of fluffies"
nom
nummies
"ethics in video games journalism"
"a cup of java"

Good Lord Fisher!
Jul 14, 2006

Groovy!

"addicting"

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



good sir
anyone who says they are a purveyor

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
people saying "feed the troll" always gets my goat

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
So this all happened at the weekly sci-fi comic book magic the gathering meetup. Me and my three friends [fellow goons, natch] AlsoNamedBort, Ecstatic_Lemur BumblebeeFromTheCartoons_NOTTheMichaelBayFilms met in one of our regular haunts - the gastropub that also has some german-style board games. However, this week something was different - AlsoNamedBort brought her little brother. Ohhhh boy, the little brother. Oh man... the little brother. Let me tell you about this guy - he's probably one of the spergiest people I've ever met. Basically fedora incarnate. He kept talking about all these dumbass animes he liked watching. Newsflash buddy - normal people don't talk about that stuff in real life. His face lit up with a sort of sincere effervescence that made me feel pretty uncomfortable as a gamer. Then later, over munchkin and IPAs, he - and I swear to god I'm not kidding - HE. ACTUALY. MENTIONED. THE. INTERNET. I mean... agh!! Wwhen youre on the weekly weird twitter 3DS streetpass virgoon megathread web forum meetup it is INCREDIBLY nerdy to acknowledge that you all use the internet. This... frakking... giuy. Ugh.

...gah, that's a lot of words. Sorry for venting, but I just dont know how to deal with this :P
tl;dr: Nerds Ruin Everything. [yeah, I know, old catchphrase... but it's the truth.[

scrub lover
Apr 22, 2005
This is why we can't have nice things!!!

Artificial Idiocy
Jul 11, 2008
I moved to the UK about 2 years ago and it may be that I am unusually sensitive to these, but I hate all these expressions:

Can't be asked..

Sorted

'Bits' in any context other than drill/screwdriver attachments, and especially the fact that orange juice comes in 'With bits' and 'No bits' varieties (it's loving pulp)

Full-fat Coke

Soz

There are probably many more that I have mentally blocked and can't think of right now. I will, however, admit that I like 'cheeky pint,' probably because I drink a lot of them.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Tasty Time ice cream.

I hate words like that.

Tasty Time. gently caress you.

:argh:

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

JiveHonky posted:

phrases that gets your goat

Phrases that lack number agreement get my goat.

and

"Let's flush this idea out."

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
have you ever accidentally called a female boss or coworker "mom"
i have. boy was my face red.

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax
dank memes

irony

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax

psyopmonkey posted:

Tasty Time ice cream.

I hate words like that.

Tasty Time. gently caress you.

:argh:

instead of shaeking my fists im actually lolling

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

can i have that goat
can i buy that goat

those are basic phrases that gets you a goat

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Fagmaster posted:

can i have that goat
can i buy that goat

those are basic phrases that gets you a goat

hey goat, lets go get some pizza

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
if you really wanna get your goat, put a ring on it

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Goatherd fetch my goat.

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax
please move this thread back to PI

Lukewarm Gazpacho
Aug 8, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice
pacifically

Lemme ax you a question

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
please respect my privetsy

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Filox
Oct 4, 2014

Grimey Drawer
Could of, should of, would of. Have, you jackass. Could have, should have, would have. Have.

"That works." Tell coworker about anything we've done/arranged/set up/planned at work, and the reply is, "That works." Every. Single. God. Damned. Time. Learn a new phrase, for gently caress's sake.

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