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RAGE HOLE
Jun 7, 2006

Stendhal Stockholm

The Taint Reaper posted:

There's actually a shitload of girl poo poo like that,

Hell Disney bought a large share in Hasbro because 3 out of their 5 major brands are all girls toys.

Define "shitload." Go to Target and there are some 3-4 pink aisles and half of them are for babies (immediately followed by the all-purpose baby toys section). Then there are some 8-10 blue aisles that blend into the sports equipment section.

Girls can dream about being in high school like Monster High/Bratz girls, getting a job like Barbie, or bringing snow people to life/freezing their enemies/being a queen with a great singing voice. And they have a pretty feature length movie that isn't straight-to-dvd garbage.

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Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Speaking of which where are the Frozen shoehorns?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Elsa can do everything Bobby Drake can do plus create life.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Fojar38 posted:

why is this massive corporation trying to maximize its profit by taking advantage of a property that accidentally became stupidly popular

wtf

Company is giving people more of what they want? Ludicrous!

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

RAGE HOLE posted:

Define "shitload." Go to Target and there are some 3-4 pink aisles and half of them are for babies (immediately followed by the all-purpose baby toys section). Then there are some 8-10 blue aisles that blend into the sports equipment section.

Girls can dream about being in high school like Monster High/Bratz girls, getting a job like Barbie, or bringing snow people to life/freezing their enemies/being a queen with a great singing voice. And they have a pretty feature length movie that isn't straight-to-dvd garbage.

Bratz isn't even around anymore that was replaced by Monster High. Hasbro's littlest Pet shop and My Little Pony are two massive juggernauts that monopolize any toy isle.

Also Jem is coming back this year.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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The Taint Reaper posted:

Bratz isn't even around anymore that was replaced by Monster High. Hasbro's littlest Pet shop and My Little Pony are two massive juggernauts that monopolize any toy isle.

Also Jem is coming back this year.

do the mlp toys actually sell a majority to little girls or is the franchise basically being subsidized by neckbeards who want to have sex with anime horses at this point

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

The Taint Reaper posted:

Bratz isn't even around anymore that was replaced by Monster High. Hasbro's littlest Pet shop and My Little Pony are two massive juggernauts that monopolize any toy isle.

Also Jem is coming back this year.

Thanks for the 411 on little girls' toys

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

corporations controlling children's imagination?

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Fojar38 posted:

do the mlp toys actually sell a majority to little girls or is the franchise basically being subsidized by neckbeards who want to have sex with anime horses at this point

Who loving cares, it increased Hasbro's profits by 40% and they're making a 2 foot tall Devastator because they can.

RAGE HOLE
Jun 7, 2006

Stendhal Stockholm

The Taint Reaper posted:

Bratz isn't even around anymore that was replaced by Monster High. Hasbro's littlest Pet shop and My Little Pony are two massive juggernauts that monopolize any toy isle.

A monopoly of the girl toy kiosk, flanked on all sides by the frosty blue Frozen department.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

RAGE HOLE posted:

A monopoly of the girl toy kiosk, flanked on all sides by the frosty blue Frozen department.

Hasbro has the rights to the Frozen toys.

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

The Taint Reaper posted:

Why don't people care about Big hero 6?

Cause it honestly sucked.

RAGE HOLE
Jun 7, 2006

Stendhal Stockholm

The Taint Reaper posted:

Hasbro has the rights to the Frozen toys.

whaaaaaat is your pooooooint

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

RAGE HOLE posted:

"Where they cut off your ear if they don't like your face/
It's barbaric but hey, it's home."

I remember because my friends and I memorized the lyrics from our walkmen before the VHS came out.

That is legit adorable.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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The Taint Reaper posted:

Hasbro has the rights to the Frozen toys.

so you work in retail at a toys r us and thats why you know so much about little girl dolls right

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Is there anything goons understand re: the way society works

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Fojar38 posted:

so you work in retail at a toys r us and thats why you know so much about little girl dolls right

Actually no I collect robots and there's a ton of crossover with other people who collect other things because the 1980's will never die because everything from the 1980's is maybe owned by 2-3 companies.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

The Taint Reaper posted:

Actually no I collect robots and there's a ton of crossover with other people who collect other things because the 1980's will never die because everything from the 1980's is maybe owned by 2-3 companies.

So you're really more of a little boy doll expert and your knowledge of little girl dolls is just tangential information you picked up from being in the trade. The trade of collecting little boy dolls.

John Liver
May 4, 2009

If Disney could brand pacemakers and hearing implants with Frozen labels they would do it

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Where the gently caress is my Frozen margarita mixer

Daddy needs to unwind, goddamn it

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Hobohemian posted:

So you're really more of a little boy doll expert and your knowledge of little girl dolls is just tangential information you picked up from being in the trade. The trade of collecting little boy dolls.

A 2 foot tall robot that turns into a building isn't a doll.

it's a base.

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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BottledBodhisvata posted:

EPCOT is boring and dull.

It's the only park where you can get completely shithoused and watch a giant LED globe dance around a lake

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

The Taint Reaper posted:

Actually no I collect robots and there's a ton of crossover with other people who collect other things because the 1980's will never die because everything from the 1980's is maybe owned by 2-3 companies.

They don't sell robots in the toy aisles though. Did you confused robot shaped toys with robots?

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




ElGroucho posted:

I just don't get the appeal, man

Tangled was so much better

Seriously. Tangled was just overall better paced and had much better music; Frozen knocked it out of the park with a few of the songs but kind of whiffed a few others and some also felt really shoehorned in. It also had something like 3 musical numbers in the first 15 minutes (or at least felt that way), and then the pace slowed down and then it just loving ended on "Fixer Upper." Tangled pretty much didn't have a bad song in it. The main thing Frozen has going for it are the two twists at the end and the fact that they finally addressed the whole problem of Disney Princesses launching themselves at the first good-looking dude they meet after a completely sheltered existence and having everything work out just fine, but in saying that Tangled also did good on this because neither main character had any real interest in getting into the other's pants at the time circumstances stuck them together.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I haven't seen frozen. Disney's putting it everywhere but netflix apparently

Spectral Debt
Jan 23, 2004
9999 sucka
Bring Pyro in for the sequel

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

Holy poo poo! :laffo:

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Seriously though on case two of this



don't judge my dirty trunk

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


it took six hours to arrange the shot, each fresh and easy bag properly crumpled and staged

naem
May 29, 2011

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

Would

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

horseface, fat as a whale

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax
give me a disney princess with rocking titties not from notre dame

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
it was a bland, unfunny movie with bad voice acting and worse songs, but i'm not a 7 year old girl so who cares what i think?

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Let it go, OP. Let it go.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Orkin Mang posted:

horseface, fat as a whale

Thats my wife you rear end in a top hat

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

in the future the outrage about the supposed misrepresentation of sami people in frozen will be seen as the lowest point of american liberalism

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

RAGE HOLE posted:

whaaaaaat is your pooooooint

you are being taint reaped my friend

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Korthal
May 26, 2011

I'm interrupting my thread, but babypolis, is your avatar from the 1997 Magic The Gathering game?

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