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Flavor Truck
Nov 5, 2007

My Love for You is like a Truck
Feels good on the tongue and my tum says yum

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Beige
Sep 13, 2004
Have you been working out today?

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
You should switch to cum. It's packed with protein and you can get it right in the locker room.

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
jesus christ give pat a job already OP, he could brew your stout you know

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
i hit the crack rock while i stroke my hard cock

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

I can rip my nards off and throw them at an enemy to cause a massive explosion but it's obviously an attack I can only use once

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

I can rip my nards off and throw them at an enemy to cause a massive explosion but it's obviously an attack I can only use once

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

Helmholz posted:

Feels good on the tongue and my tum says yum

Hey man, you're a rhymer.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I drink

Joe Der Maus
Mar 19, 2007

mouseketeerous rex
Keep doin whatchya doin. Stout is god's gift to beers.

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Rajjoble posted:

jesus christ give pat a job already OP, he could brew your stout you know

sweet mother of god what is the holdup OP

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

after a big huge bike ride i like to take a can of lager, pour it in a pint glass, and top it up with grapefruit juice and then chug it

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you
I drink my own pee after I ski

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Helmholz posted:

Feels good on the tongue and my tum says yum

Are you a Cypress Hill?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
you know what i find feels good on my tongue? the word 'love' said to someone dear to me.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
how fat are you

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
i drink microbrew after i op's mom screw

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
I drink an IPA after I be gay.

never seen again
Jan 25, 2008
In the summer I drink Wit to help with the heat

Flavor Truck
Nov 5, 2007

My Love for You is like a Truck


Post ur stoats

Flavor Truck fucked around with this message at 06:05 on Jan 28, 2015

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
my favorite drink tastes like vomit

does this... am i... am i a man yet

naem
May 29, 2011

gary oldmans diary posted:

my favorite drink tastes like vomit

does this... am i... am i a man yet

Flavor Truck
Nov 5, 2007

My Love for You is like a Truck
drink ma stout til ma teef fall out

The Wurst Poster
Apr 8, 2005

Literally the Wurst...

Seriously...

For REALSIES.

skip step one and go straight to step two op. cut out the middle man.

e: also repeat step two multiple times.

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Boof Bonser
Jan 26, 2015

nvj is touched by your generosity!
I have an extremely ripped friend who swears by this

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