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Qadaffi Taffy
Oct 1, 2006

3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510
"I would have had to have had ________"

Example; "If I had wanted to be a doctor I would have had to have had more college credits."

"If I wanted access to the forums, I would have had to have had paid ten bux"


Try saying the sentence out loud. It feels weird as gently caress.

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I would have had to have had brain damage to use this phrase

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I would had have a have.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
i'm straight

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I say would have to of ______

I don't know or care if this is grammatically incorrect, it probably is because I don't use it in writing

Qadaffi Taffy
Oct 1, 2006

3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510
See Im pretty sure the sentence is grammatically correct but it's loving with my head. Saying it out loud makes me stutter.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I had have a had have had.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
To vote this thread a 5, I would have had to have had brain damage.

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
i would have had to have had have had have had ahavhe avheev havheaviheavheavhavehaeväavhea'va'v-'aävåäaväeähvhaevähäeväåaäväåaeåävåaeävahväåaeväe

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Had I have a had I had have head had heave.

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
If you think that's bad try "we need a blackhat hacker named Hathaway"

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
It's completely normal and not something that should be loving with your head unless you're a literal child or a braindead idiot. Thanks.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Whirlwind Jones posted:

It's completely normal and not something that should be loving with your head unless you're a literal child or a braindead idiot. Thanks.

I would have had to have had cared about your opinion

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009

Borrowed Ladder posted:

If you think that's bad try "we need a blackhat hacker named Hathaway"

anne replied:

No, there's no one i would trust for a proper hack besides...my cousin of my birthrite.

Rolf, shocked yet still bemused had no other choice.

"We cannae nae be done withit tillwe have.."

Guelph looked on, astonished

"No."

Chams, knowing what would come next, yelled out:

"We need a blackhat hacker named Hathaway."

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
I dont remember last night but I would have had to have had several dicks in my rear end for there to be this much cum and blood

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
[extract from autobiography] "...but i would have had to have had my hands in there much much longer if i ever wanted to compete with the original goatse meme"

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
In order to win the smallest dick competition, I would have had to have had halved Hadd; 'Hadd' being what I called my penis at the time.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
I always hate when I type out "had had". Like he had had ten bucks before joining the forums or whatever. It just looks wrong to me.

texasmed
May 27, 2004
grammatically incorrect and gay

edit:

Piearesquared posted:

"If I wanted to be a doctor I would've needed more college credits."

texasmed fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Jan 28, 2015

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Dad had had hats handed helpfully

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

mookface posted:

I say would have to of ______

I don't know or care if this is grammatically incorrect, it probably is because I don't use it in writing

it'd be "would have to have" but southern dialects contracts that into "would have to've"

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
yeah mook, you Southern gentleman

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
I would have had to have had a haddock if it weren't for my horse, and that extra year in college.

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this


i would have had to have had indian rape fantasies

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
I would had to have had banged my wife on her period to have this much blood on my dick.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
it's too early for this poo poo, OP. at least let me get some drinks in me before you force me to deal with something like this

Qadaffi Taffy
Oct 1, 2006

3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510

ArbitraryC posted:

I always hate when I type out "had had". Like he had had ten bucks before joining the forums or whatever. It just looks wrong to me.

Same

Qadaffi Taffy
Oct 1, 2006

3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510
He would have had to have jerked off a whole lot to have that much goop in his keyboard.

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
I have half a wood, dad.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
I would have had to have had it up to here with your mutherfuckin nonsense jimmy.

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
This is actual English and for that I love it.

rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot

JiveHonky posted:

I would have had to have had it up to here with your mutherfuckin nonsense jimmy.

The gently caress did I do? :confused:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
goddammit jimmy

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=569EQ_uvwlY

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
whats the latin word for have had to have had

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Piearesquared posted:

"I would have had to have had ________"

Example; "If I had wanted to be a doctor I would have had to have had more college credits."

"If I wanted access to the forums, I would have had to have had paid ten bux"


Try saying the sentence out loud. It feels weird as gently caress.

I say this all the time. I think so anyway. Pretty sure I must have had to have had said it at some point.

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

use this phrase
Gas thread ban op

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i understand that that is not proper grammar op

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
If I'd wanted to poo in a timely manner I would have to have had an enema or eaten your stank-rear end mom's cooking.

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Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

I would of had to have something something, haven't you?

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