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I wouldn't give a poo poo if he wasn't being so incredibly annoying about it. A year ago, we'd have some beers, play video games, and chill out. Today he doesn't drink anymore and keeps injecting Ayn Rand and Ron Paul into every conversation. We used to text funny pictures like goatse back and forth. Now I just get a million libertatrian memes sent to my phone. We're in New England and currently in the middle of this big blizzard. There's a travel ban in place, so no one can driveout except for emergency services. I think the logic behind it is that cops and paramedics are going to have their hands full as it is, without having to worry about dumbasses who don't give a poo poo about other people and will just make problems for every one else. This oppression is apparently driving him crazy, and now he's driving me crazy. Every place is closed, and he doesn't have a girlfriend. He literally has no where he needs to be today. Today he texted me, "I bet they're coming for our guns next." He doesn't own any guns.
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wow... the ultimate parody thread
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my friend is slowing turning into a
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librarians are cool but i hear the job market is super competitive right now so gl to your friend
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OP cook something at a high velocity, immediately.
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my av is slowly turning into an ice rear end
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Inevitable posted:I wouldn't give a poo poo if he wasn't being so incredibly annoying about it. hmm op not sure have you tried to suck his dick?
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Top City Homo posted:hmm op not sure Of course.
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:wow... the ultimate parody thread investigate fyad
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Inevitable posted:Of course. didn't work have you sharted in his face? this is important anyone can fart but you gotta get those pants off put those butt cheeks between his pimply fat face and shart all over until his nose is brown come back with the results
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Top City Homo posted:didn't work Hold on, I'm going to try sucking his dick again.
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:wow... the ultimate parody thread 
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Inevitable posted:Hold on, I'm going to try sucking his dick again. dont stop
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Jan 28, 2015 04:36
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Open all doors and windows, nature is trying to fix its mistake
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Send him the full text of das kapital. Talk incessantly about it. Your friend is already gone. Or, tell him to gently caress off with the politics stuff, it's dumb.
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Inevitable posted:I wouldn't give a poo poo if he wasn't being so incredibly annoying about it. 
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You took my bad joke and turned it into a thread.DiHK posted:friends don't let friends become libertarians. Flattered.... I guess. 5/5
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DiHK posted:You took my bad joke and turned it into a thread. u mad
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I am now going to try tonguing his anus
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Nice.. just one question OP, what was his loving name?
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oh to be 15 again....
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Inevitable posted:I am now going to try tonguing his anus solid plan be careful he might shart in your face
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What does the current strain of libertarianism and religion have in common? They were both engineered to control the stupid and gullible.
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Just turn him onto the proper strain of libertarianism 
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I had to get my tongue way way up there but I think it worked. I don't think he's a libertarian anymore. Thanks for reading this thread.
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he doesn't own any guns? some loving libertarian
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Inevitable posted:I had to get my tongue way way up there but I think it worked. I don't think he's a libertarian anymore. Thanks for reading this thread. may Mao eternally smile upon your actions.
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OP I like your avatar where's it from
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