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I was touching a girl earlier so now I smell like girl and thus smell nice.
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You're half right. The top half.
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Jan 28, 2015 07:59
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my co-worker snail trailed on my desk earlier today as a form of dominance
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Jan 28, 2015 08:02
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im gay
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Jan 28, 2015 08:04
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BottledBodhisvata posted:I was touching a girl earlier so now I smell like girl and thus smell nice. virgin. WE'VE GOT A VIRGIN HERE 
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Jan 28, 2015 08:05
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not this one friend of mine who stinks
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Jan 28, 2015 08:05
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devin2 posted:virgin. WE'VE GOT A VIRGIN HERE Girls smell nice if u don't know that you're the virgin here and hell, I bet you even wear a freaking fedora
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Jan 28, 2015 08:06
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that's you op. you're the guy in the red shirt who thinks he looks cool lookit that tough lil face :3
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Jan 28, 2015 08:07
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Women put a lot of effort into themselves usually, it's not an accident
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Jan 28, 2015 08:07
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i'll have u know this jaunty number is a kfc bucket
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Jan 28, 2015 08:07
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nedry knows what the gently caress is going on here nedry loving knows
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Jan 28, 2015 08:09
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Womens smell nice because they bathe a lot and use potions and poo poo because naturally they smell really bad (fishy). Speaking from experience OP.
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Jan 28, 2015 08:10
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a pretty girl who smells bad or an ugly girl who smells nice ???
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Jan 28, 2015 08:11
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nedry is all "oooooh you touched a girl's hair" but nedry knows man
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Jan 28, 2015 08:11
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*doffs bucket, dispensing a wing*
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Jan 28, 2015 08:13
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xve5zlyJW5o
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Jan 28, 2015 08:13
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spud posted:Womens smell nice because they bathe a lot and use potions and poo poo because naturally they smell really bad (fishy). Speaking from experience OP. 'why do women wear perfume and make up? because they stink and they're ugly' is still a quality joke worthy of a chuckle even today
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Jan 28, 2015 08:14
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Orkin Mang posted:'why do women wear perfume and make up? because they stink and they're ugly' is still a quality joke worthy of a chuckle even today You keep fighting the good fight young man! That is sure to attract a sexy lady.
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Jan 28, 2015 08:17
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In my experience massages work better.
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Jan 28, 2015 08:18
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Maldoror posted:a pretty girl who smells bad or an ugly girl who smells nice the pretty stank girl
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Jan 28, 2015 08:20
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99 Headmates posted:the pretty stank girl I had room mates (one guy one girl) who stank and that poo poo gets real old, real fast.
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Jan 28, 2015 08:22
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spoken like a true virgin, OP girls are actually loving gross and stinky 90% of the time
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Jan 28, 2015 08:39
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I just dutch-ovened this thread
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Jan 28, 2015 08:40
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it's really all about the pheromones I once dated a girl who gave me boners from any smell that came out of her body. I smelled her sweaty post-workout armpits and I got uncontrollable erections, it was awesome yet weird and confusing I never smelled her shits but I imagine I would have perceived them as cotton candy smell I smell like cheese so naturally it didn't last
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Jan 28, 2015 08:44
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Don Tacorleone posted:spoken like a true virgin, OP Well I think she freshened up and got rid of the cigarette smell
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Jan 28, 2015 08:51
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Don Tacorleone posted:it's really all about the pheromones Same It's all the artificial smells that guys talk about driving them crazy, the actual girl smells are objectively rank but somehow they drive you nuts anyway. Very few guys will admit to loving armpit smell irl, its shaking that pedestal a little too much And pheromones don't smell like anything..they make you smell with your feelings
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Jan 28, 2015 08:52
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I like girls can we post girl pictures in this thread
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Jan 28, 2015 09:23
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Johnny Aztec posted:I like girls do you like their perfume smells try this buy some perfume and wear it now you can smell them all the time everywhere you go!
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Jan 28, 2015 09:28
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Females are awful creatures that leak puss and blood constanty and holding those farts in so much can't do their insides much good.
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Jan 28, 2015 09:53
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opus111 posted:Females are awful creatures that leak puss and blood constanty and holding those farts in so much can't do their insides much good. a girlfriend once told me when i started farting around her that she didnt understand why i fart if i dont need to poo poo right then and now. i was flabbergasted and said that i fart all the time when i dont need to poo poo. i said farting was fun. this seems like pretty good evidence for ur hypothesis, if u think about it.
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Jan 28, 2015 09:57
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BottledBodhisvata posted:I was touching a girl earlier so now I smell like girl and thus smell nice. Word Word.
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Jan 28, 2015 10:03
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i seen a girl fart on a cake once
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Jan 28, 2015 10:38
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Girls smell loving terrible their genitals smell like the dumpster behind a seafood restaurant in Arizona in July.
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Jan 28, 2015 10:41
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The Rage posted:my co-worker snail trailed on my desk earlier today as a form of dominance What? OFFICER 13 INCH posted:i seen a girl fart on a cake once Same, good way to make your farts smell great
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Jan 28, 2015 10:55
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Apthous posted:Girls smell loving terrible their genitals smell like the dumpster behind a seafood restaurant in Arizona in July. i have it on good information (all your posts) that youve never touched a girl though
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Jan 28, 2015 11:07
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Tautologicus posted:i have it on good information (all your posts) that youve never touched a girl though I did for a while but then she cheated on me because I am short so now I'm back to trolling the internet.
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Jan 28, 2015 11:09
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katy perry perfume?  girls have no noses
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Jan 28, 2015 11:13
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Apthous posted:I did for a while but then she cheated on me because I am short so now I'm back to trolling the internet. hmm well carry on then...all girls smell like garbage, yes
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Jan 28, 2015 11:25
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my smelly bae
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Jan 28, 2015 11:29
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Tautologicus posted:hmm well carry on then...all girls smell like garbage, yes the guy she dated before me was the lead designer for the new Civ game and I'm unemployed at age 28 living with my parents
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