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you feeling down? comedy central has your back, brother! here's some funny jokes from the source of funny:the laugh angeles riots posted:Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over." the haha hut posted:Q: What has six balls and rips you off daily? and the best...drumroll please... dinners ready! posted:Two cannibals are eating dinner, and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law." what a riot! find some more gold at comedy central's joke slave labor mine and give 'em a share
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quote:A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is.
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 11:36 |
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 13:33 |
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every time they stopped the clock, she thought that she had stopped aging
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 13:33 |
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why do the Polish take stairs to the grocery short? they're midgets.
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 18:57 |
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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? THEY'RE DUMB
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 18:58 |
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Three guys walk into a bar they're black
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 09:35 |
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social vegan posted:every time they stopped the clock, she thought that she had stopped aging she toughht she wanst getting older becouse of the clock wasnt moving
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 09:38 |
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congress
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 09:39 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:she toughht she wanst getting older becouse of the clock wasnt moving oh
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 09:40 |
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why does santa claus have 3 gardens? so he can hoe hoe hoe
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 09:46 |
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Heh, nice try, but we're far too ironic here for such plebeian humour as "jokes". Try again when you know what a Tane is.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 09:46 |
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remember that thread that was something like tell jokes with serious punchlines. gently caress...i forget what it was but it was great.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 09:50 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:she toughht she wanst getting older becouse of the clock wasnt moving so are you saying that whenever the "game clock" stopped counting she erroneously assumed the very fundamental laws of time had ceased to function and she furthermore extrapolated
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 09:52 |
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Orkin Mang posted:congress Washington Booty Call... First Lady posted:I cannot tell a lie. Baby, YOU'RE my first lady.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 09:56 |
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Good Lord Fisher! posted:so are you saying that whenever the "game clock" stopped counting she erroneously assumed the very fundamental laws of time had ceased to function and she furthermore extrapolated yea she had a brain problem- her brain wasnt smart enough to know that couldnt happen in real life. its because she was a blonde which theres a thing where if your blonde u act dumb
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 09:57 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:yea she had a brain problem- her brain wasnt smart enough to know that couldnt happen in real life. its because she was a blonde which theres a thing where if your blonde u act dumb ohhh poo poo i just got it!!
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 09:58 |
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Good Lord Fisher! posted:ohhh poo poo i just got it!! cause your blonde lol
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 09:58 |
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drives like that
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 09:59 |
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Dieting Hippo posted:cause your blonde lol huh???
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 09:59 |
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Dieting Hippo posted:cause your blonde lol what the fukc would u say that to a person for
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 10:00 |
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can somebody break down for me why dieting hippo said i was blonde
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 10:03 |
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Good Lord Fisher! posted:can somebody break down for me why dieting hippo said i was blonde sorry im pretty smart (maybe top 10 smartest on the forums) but i dont know
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 10:03 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:sorry im pretty smart (maybe top 10 smartest on the forums) but i dont know guess i'll never know..............
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 10:05 |
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Good Lord Fisher! posted:can somebody break down for me why dieting hippo said i was blonde wait for it, wait for it
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 10:05 |
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because you are slow like a blonde person
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 10:05 |
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i thought the joke was that they were dumb how does speed figure into it
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 10:06 |
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Dieting Hippo posted:because you are slow like a blonde person ohhh poo poo!!! i get it now GrrrlSweatshirt posted:i thought the joke was that they were dumb how does speed figure into it wait no now i don't. this is a good point what does speed have to do with blondes??
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 10:07 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:sorry im pretty smart (maybe top 10 smartest on the forums) but i dont know MAYBE
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 10:07 |
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Good Lord Fisher! posted:ohhh poo poo!!! i get it now apparently the blondes cant run fast and dont know about how time works. hosed up imo
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 10:09 |
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Comedy Central posted:A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?" The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe." The punchline is her dad is molesting her
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 10:11 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:apparently the blondes cant run fast and dont know about how time works. hosed up imo wait. WAIT. what if it was meant not as a critique on speed of (physical)) running, but.... on the speed of how fast the brain can work things out???
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 10:11 |
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i think its time for some dark...humorcomedy bing bong posted:Mickey & Donald in a Foxhole
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 10:12 |
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Good Lord Fisher! posted:wait. WAIT. what if it was meant not as a critique on speed of (physical)) running, but.... on the speed of how fast the brain can work things out??? sorry this is too much im extremely smart but not that smart
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 10:13 |
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Take my wife...please.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 10:14 |
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The Dennis System posted:Take my wife...please. ok
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 10:15 |
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i have never had a wife before, is she scary?
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 10:16 |
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don't worry, if shes blonde you can probably outrun her
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 10:17 |
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because
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blondes are slow
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