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Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
challenge: become aroused and masturbate to orgasm while visualizing only a motionless cube.

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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



can the cube have wraparound pussy textures

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
absolutely not. one solid color or wireframe only

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012





im so into those wall textures omg

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



didn't read the op is the challenge cuz u got a tiny ding dong

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
if you can masturbate to that ill accept it

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi

social vegan posted:

didn't read the op is the challenge cuz u got a tiny ding dong

its a tough challenge, read it and try it out

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



but the tiny ding dong don't help

KierkegaardsHo
Mar 21, 2004

I'm at work, can I try it sitting at my desk or do I have to wait until later?

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
i cut off my dick so this will be hard

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

done, what do I win

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

KierkegaardsHo posted:

I'm at work, can I try it sitting at my desk or do I have to wait until later?

Gotta wait cause you might be getting off to the thrill of doing it at work

Remember it's inhuman and disgusting to whack it to anything than innocuous objects. (This isn't a meta commentary on objectification in porn, that's too self aware)

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Sorry OP. Cube's gotta be in motion to get anything outta me.

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
done

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Sorry OP. Cube's gotta be in motion to get anything outta me.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aGDCE6Nrz0


:getin:

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
congrats to everyone who tried and especially those who succeeded. i might give it a shot later, might not. seems kind of difficult and maybe less fun that masturbating thinking about sexy things.

Kukash
Apr 22, 2010
i tried to visualize a cube but could only see your moms face op.

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi

Kukash posted:

i tried to visualize a cube but could only see your moms face op.

the ability to intentionally produce and maintain visualizations is an underappreciated skill. practice practice practice

LordAba
Oct 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Everyone knows the real masturbation challenge is to continue to crank after you orgasm. I still can't break 30 minutes.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Ocean Book posted:

absolutely not. one solid color or wireframe only

can it be pussy colored?

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Ocean Book posted:

challenge: become aroused and masturbate to orgasm while visualizing only a motionless cube.

Can we get some clarification on masturbation? Like, would sliding my dick in and out of a warm, wet pussy while visualizing the cube count?

Cymbal Monkey
Apr 16, 2009

Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!
Easy.

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

Jokes on you OP I do this everyday

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
lol if you're don't masturbate with ur mind completely blank

Irony.or.Death
Apr 1, 2009



Pretty sure this is violating the spirit of the challenge.

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi

Sizone posted:

Can we get some clarification on masturbation? Like, would sliding my dick in and out of a warm, wet pussy while visualizing the cube count?

only if you can maintain a firm enough visualization that you do not conceptually or emotionally experience the pussy.

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Ocean Book posted:

only if you can maintain a firm enough visualization that you do not conceptually or emotionally experience the pussy.

Physical is still fine though, right? It would be the wife's pussy, I have no trouble conceptually and emotionally ignoring her when we have sex. I usually think of coworkers or exgirlfriends anyway, the cube wouldn't be that big of a stretch.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
I will gently caress a motionless cube

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Sizone posted:

Physical is still fine though, right? It would be the wife's pussy, I have no trouble conceptually and emotionally ignoring her when we have sex. I usually think of coworkers or exgirlfriends anyway, the cube wouldn't be that big of a stretch.

Is she gross or are you just bored with her

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Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi

Sizone posted:

Physical is still fine though, right? It would be the wife's pussy, I have no trouble conceptually and emotionally ignoring her when we have sex. I usually think of coworkers or exgirlfriends anyway, the cube wouldn't be that big of a stretch.

I suggest you don't bother with the challenge and spend the weekend enjoying and appreciating your wife.

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