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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

how can you make such a claim when you don't even know who your dad is?

that's why he said probably

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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Nigmaetcetera posted:

that kid sounds cool

Cooler than his passive-aggressive redditor dad. But that's a pretty low bar to clear.

WetNightmare
Mar 22, 2014

by sebmojo
i dont know why he's so unresponsive. i've tried everything -- repressing my emotions, not communicating with him on a meaningful level... everything!

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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WetNightmare posted:

i dont know why he's so unresponsive. i've tried everything -- repressing my emotions, not communicating with him on a meaningful level. everything!

i especially repressed my desire to punch my own son for not being manly

how can i fix my son guys

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW
Most TV dads are caricatures of abusive fathers. If you find yourself relating to them on any serious level you are probably a pedophile.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
are we turning back into tumblr-eque GBS?

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
ok the dad probably doesn't want him to be alpha or "manly" he just want him not to be such a loving passive creep. i dont have kids but i can totally relate to that

WetNightmare
Mar 22, 2014

by sebmojo
the dad's entire post but spoken to an orc warhammer figurine as he's painting it

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Apthous posted:

Most TV dads are caricatures of abusive fathers. If you find yourself relating to them on any serious level you are probably a pedophile.

oh word?

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Apthous posted:

Most TV dads are caricatures of abusive fathers. If you find yourself relating to them on any serious level you are probably a pedophile.

what about al bundy

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

al bundy is awesome and actually a pretty good representation of your average dad

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

For the last six months, I've just screamed at him that I'm going to donate all his poo poo to Goodwill. The first couple weeks I got results, but now he just ignores me. Should I try something else?

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

Libelous Slander posted:

what about al bundy

A real life Al Bundy would have sex with his wife if she was a 6 year old boy. hth

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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a bone to pick posted:

are we turning back into tumblr-eque GBS?

is believing that its hosed up that your reaction to seeing your child cry is to want to punch them the realm of tumblr

because if it is i am sorry

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Dyna Soar posted:

al bundy is awesome and actually a pretty good representation of your average dad
al bundy makes jokes about fat people, do you not see how this is problematic?

like, you can't even get away with that on the SA forums

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Libelous Slander posted:

al bundy makes jokes about fat people, do you not see how this is problematic?

like, you can't even get away with that on the SA forums

there's a designated fat joke thread on the front page of GBS right now

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

Libelous Slander posted:

al bundy makes jokes about fat people, do you not see how this is problematic?

like, you can't even get away with that on the SA forums

99.99999% of the real life Al Bundy's are sex offenders. The remaining amount are writers/producers for TV shows. hth

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
An account was born just the other day
10 bux to Lowtax in the usual way
But there were threads to poo poo, people to call gay
He got banned while I was away
And he was posting 'fore I knew it
And as he grew, he said
I want to be like you dad
You know I wanna post like you....

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Welp, I've disappointed my father with my anime and xbox. Time to kill everyone in my school with this high powered rifle and then put it under my chin and kill myself.

Secret Agent X23
May 11, 2005

Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore.
I'm just glad he said "couldn't care less" instead of "could care less."

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

Welp, I've made my father happy with my rugged good looks and outdoorsy attitude. Time to kill a shitload of non white third worlders with this high powered rifle and then have a hollywood blockbuster made about my life.

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
everybody's too stoic for 2015 where videogames are more mainstream than they used to be

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Give Pat a Job posted:

An account was born just the other day
10 bux to Lowtax in the usual way
But there were threads to poo poo, people to call gay
He got banned while I was away
And he was posting 'fore I knew it
And as he grew, he said
I want to be like you dad
You know I wanna post like you....

:golfclap:

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
hmmm my kid's been anti-social, negative, perpetually sad, and cries a lot. seems like it's gotten worse ever since I divorced his ungrateful bitch of a mother...

hmmmmm . . .

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cthulu Carl posted:

For the last six months, I've just screamed at him that I'm going to donate all his poo poo to Goodwill. The first couple weeks I got results, but now he just ignores me. Should I try something else?

Rape him.

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib
I'm not fat >: (

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

You're not my son anymore.

powerful lizard
Jan 28, 2009

a bone to pick posted:

are we turning back into tumblr-eque GBS?

no we're making fun of a lovely dad

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
why is he a lovely dad exactly though

for posting that poo poo online? maybe he just needs to vent

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Fojar38 posted:

is believing that its hosed up that your reaction to seeing your child cry is to want to punch them the realm of tumblr

because if it is i am sorry

yeah but's it's not a reaction to seeing a child cry, it's a reaction to a fat 13 year old boy that doesn't hesitate to cry at the drop of a hat. Imagine living with someone like that.

Sounds like he desperately needs some punchin' from his dad.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
my husky tween son,

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
he's dissapointed that his son grew up to be a entitled little creep and is worried he won't grow out of it

based on what he says, i dont blame him. he'll have that little poo poo stinking up the house until he dies

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Hmm, a community of like minded race haters on the internet. Mayhaps this could be the family I've searched for *clicks forumid=1*

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
dad called me a human being once so what

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Play video games all day and eating junk food? This dad should be proud his kid is already acting like he's in college.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

The dad sees a lot of himself in his son and he's pissed he didn't figure out the "stay at home and play videogames" thing until after he had a genetic albatross hung around his neck.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Dyna Soar posted:

he's dissapointed that his son grew up to be a entitled little creep and is worried he won't grow out of it

based on what he says, i dont blame him. he'll have that little poo poo stinking up the house until he dies

i mean i'm not surprised goons think he's a bad dad for thinking this. hits quite close to home doesn't it

Tofuslob
Jul 9, 2013

Reddit has daddy issues

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
human being son

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Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

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