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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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City of Tampa posted:

I disagree. You don't try to have a "genuine emotional connection" with a teenage male child that uses tears to manipulate you. You tell them to stop being a pussy bitch and grow the gently caress up, preferably by shouting that into their crying face from about an inch away.

haha this poo poo :toughguy:

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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City of Tampa posted:

He's a talented, funny, intelligent guy that works his rear end off and doesn't take himself too seriously.

And if I ever cried in front of him about anything other than the death of a close family member he would have called me a pussy, because that is what I would have been. Dads should be expected to teach their sons how to be men, not to coddle them until they are useless and repulsive softbodies.

i lost a diver's watch in your dad's dragchute of a boypussy

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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its ok to make fun of City of Tampa cause he won't cry like a bitch over being called a lovely crybaby son whose worthless father is actually a popsicle stick with the word HOMO written on it

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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City of Tampa posted:

That popsicle stick welded ship hulls outdoors in Florida heat all day five days a week, and on weekends welded race car chassis and anything else he could get hired to do so that he could keep a roof over our heads; the idea of crying in front of him because of something petty is completely alien to me.

so when did u guys first kiss

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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gonna write some hot gay filth about City of Tampa's dockworkin pops

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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you're all terrible sons with big gay fathers

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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glorious poo poo

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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Slipknot Hoagie posted:

To my fat ,lazy, geeky daughter: stop watching Buffy reruns and just let a dude smash

your not my real gay pops

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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hahaha he's a professional poker player :allears:

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