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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
*goes to jail for bringing guns to airport*
*goes hard in the motherfuckin paint*
*fucks white women in the rear end*

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CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
* 2 8 1 3 3 0 8 0 0 4 *

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
*makes rap music that shouldn't even be in the same genre as the stuff from the east coast in the 90s*

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

*makes appointment to get corn rows done*

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






*mumbles incoherently over a backing track stolen from better songs, gets fellated by every nerdy white music writer on earth*

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
*raps in video atop a tractor*

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: this sovereign citizen stuff might be closer to the truth than we are willing to admit.
"i'm from louisiana and i don't wash my rear end"

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

"i'm from louisiana and i don't wash my rear end"

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: this sovereign citizen stuff might be closer to the truth than we are willing to admit.

Isn't Baby the Birdman gay lol. No wonder he gave Little Wayne that advice.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






All rappers are secretly on the down low

Rap Music and Dope
Dec 25, 2010
For some reason Euros really suck to
sells tapes out the trunk

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
I want to kiss you like Lil Wayne kiss Baby

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
My name aint dick so keep it out yo mouf

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Most people wanna spend time with their families but I just wanna sip drank and win grammies.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
rollin on 24s

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





*goes to jail for molesting a child*

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






*pays member of entourage to take the fall and do serious prison time for running a coke ring*

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
fat

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Put some Ds on that bitch

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
Im on my first brick from my baby mamma brother, im on my first brick from my baby motha brother, cook it up, n ima sell it for ya

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

JiveHonky posted:

rollin on 24s

money, hoes, cars and clothes,
thats how all my niggaz roll
blowing dro on 24's,
thats how all my niggas roll

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

ElGroucho posted:

Put some Ds on that bitch

Every Freak should have a Picture Of My Dick On Dey Wall

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
secretly i am yearning to be a clean north concert violinist

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
*shoots mac dre*

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
*shucks and jives*
*is a literal stereotype*

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
weezy kiss baby on the mouth

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
*doesnt bathe*

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

As of 2011, the price of purple drank in Houston is twice the price as it is in Los Angeles.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
hey look at me im borderline retarded

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Gets killed by Gucci Mane

Loves it

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005
gucci mane gon get ya

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


eeeeeerrrrrrrrrr

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
*weeps openly as a pitchfork writer calls salem "dirty south"*

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
*Did to hip-hop what Sum 41 did to punk*

Anorexic Robot
Nov 11, 2012
Is an accidental racist

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


*rubs hands together*

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mcjazzaburger
Feb 18, 2009
Grimey Drawer
*vacuums up a drat cherlampeter or whatever you call it*

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