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Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013

quote:

I have this one blanket i usually jizz onto, then throw under my bed.

Yes when i'm fapping i don't feel like cleanin it up so i use this blanket as a pocket pussy.

I've cummed onto this blanket probably about 100+ times (No lie)

Well my friend came over to stay the night because he got kicked out of his house by his GF, i told him just to grab whatever he needed.

Just my ****ing luck, he grabbed 2 pillows off my bed, and there was a blanket barely coming out from under my bed, guess which blanket it was.. Yep you're correct, the cum blanket.

So he slept with my cum blanket, i couldn't help but about hurl when i walked into my living room in the morning and saw him cuddled up against it.

Feels bad man


Watch out for cum blankets, fellow goons. Inquire about the nature of blankets when sleeping over someone else's house.


Source: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=130881983

Hingehead fucked around with this message at 21:59 on Jan 28, 2015

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

source youre quotes. think of this poor poster's internet cred!

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
I got a cum blanket 2 op. No shame. XxxTHUG LYFExxX

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013

a hole-y ghost posted:

source youre quotes. think of this poor poster's internet cred!

Done. I want to buy his cum blanket , then sell it to an art gallery.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Always gag a lil whenever someone uses my cum blender

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
cant sleep unless ive got a cum blankie

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
great work so far in this cum thread, keep it up

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i use a rum blanket to sleep. i am an alcoholic

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
poo poo like this is why it's good not to live alone

i cant imagine what kind of terrible poo poo i'd do if i didn't have someone else occupying the same space

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~
make a cum fort outta a bunch of cum blankets your welcome

Erethizon_dorsatum
Nov 14, 2009
sperm bank-et

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
I would definitely know if I had a blanket near my face that was cummed on over 100 times

your friend wants your cum dude

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



how come "spum" isn't a word?

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Yuck!

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
That's not a very nice way of referring to your fat wife, OP.

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler
Me and my friend were at our other friend's house while he was gone and we were looking for something in his room and we found his cumshirt. It was a Ke$ha shirt.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



i just make my guests share the couch with my cumbox

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

I knew something was amiss when I shifted in my sleep and the blanket cracked in half

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

just squat over the garbage can while you do your business.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
try to find a way to dispose of your semen instead of collecting it

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

ghetto wormhole posted:

Me and my friend were at our other friend's house while he was gone and we were looking for something in his room and we found his cumshirt. It was a Ke$ha shirt.

loving lmao

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

I would definitely know if I had a blanket near my face that was cummed on over 100 times

your friend wants your cum dude
Yeah there's absolutely no way a guy wouldn't recognize the crusty smelly splotches all over it.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



every man can identify a cum rag from up to 15 feet away

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Do people actually keep cum rags though that just seems like it'd be gross to have cloth with your splooge all over it just sorta chilling somewhere in your room.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I remember tissues being sufficient...

:shrug:

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Frog Act posted:

every man can identify a cum rag from up to 15 feet away

your mom is visible from like 8 miles

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i turned a patch of carpet four inches in diameter brown from ages 12-16.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
thats a crusty rear end blanket, probably uncomfortable to sleep on

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



dude probably had a load measured in microliters

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

if hes gonna sleep in my cumhouse, then he shouldn't be worried about my cumblanket or my cumlight fixtures or my cumHVAC

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

I'm sure it was nice and cumfy.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Someone post the dude with the socks.

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
I have a cum sock. It holds it really well and is very compact. Just place it under your mattress. It can be used multiple times if your first cum is at the toe area (you put your cock inside the sock). After that you cum a bit closer to the heel area and so forth and so on.

Ps who was the goon who used his sisters teddy bear?

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Why can't you just cum in a jar and save it like everybody else?

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Someone post the dude with the socks.

gently caress lol please no.

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

My dog and I gently caress the same stuffed animal. Not usually at the same time though.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
bet he knew exactly what he was getting snuggled up against

Anorexic Robot
Nov 11, 2012
His cum blanket cucked him and slept with his friend while he watched

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
This is why I clearly label my cum blanket and other cum belongings

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Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

Hingehead posted:

Watch out for cum blankets, fellow goons. Inquire about the nature of blankets when sleeping over someone else's house.


Source: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=130881983

lol, people used to think we were made in the image of god

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