quote:I have this one blanket i usually jizz onto, then throw under my bed. Watch out for cum blankets, fellow goons. Inquire about the nature of blankets when sleeping over someone else's house. Source: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=130881983 Hingehead fucked around with this message at 21:59 on Jan 28, 2015 |
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 21:55 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 07:24 |
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source youre quotes. think of this poor poster's internet cred!
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 21:57 |
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I got a cum blanket 2 op. No shame. XxxTHUG LYFExxX
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 21:58 |
a hole-y ghost posted:source youre quotes. think of this poor poster's internet cred! Done. I want to buy his cum blanket , then sell it to an art gallery.
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 21:59 |
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Always gag a lil whenever someone uses my cum blender
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 22:02 |
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cant sleep unless ive got a cum blankie
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 22:12 |
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great work so far in this cum thread, keep it up
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 22:13 |
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i use a rum blanket to sleep. i am an alcoholic
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 22:14 |
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poo poo like this is why it's good not to live alone i cant imagine what kind of terrible poo poo i'd do if i didn't have someone else occupying the same space
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 22:15 |
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make a cum fort outta a bunch of cum blankets your welcome
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 22:15 |
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sperm bank-et
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 22:18 |
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I would definitely know if I had a blanket near my face that was cummed on over 100 times your friend wants your cum dude
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 22:22 |
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how come "spum" isn't a word?
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 22:22 |
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Yuck!
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 22:22 |
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That's not a very nice way of referring to your fat wife, OP.
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 22:23 |
Me and my friend were at our other friend's house while he was gone and we were looking for something in his room and we found his cumshirt. It was a Ke$ha shirt.
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 22:23 |
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i just make my guests share the couch with my cumbox
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 22:26 |
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I knew something was amiss when I shifted in my sleep and the blanket cracked in half
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 22:29 |
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just squat over the garbage can while you do your business.
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 22:32 |
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try to find a way to dispose of your semen instead of collecting it
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 22:34 |
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ghetto wormhole posted:Me and my friend were at our other friend's house while he was gone and we were looking for something in his room and we found his cumshirt. It was a Ke$ha shirt. loving lmao
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 22:36 |
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:I would definitely know if I had a blanket near my face that was cummed on over 100 times
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 22:36 |
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every man can identify a cum rag from up to 15 feet away
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 22:37 |
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Do people actually keep cum rags though that just seems like it'd be gross to have cloth with your splooge all over it just sorta chilling somewhere in your room.
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 22:40 |
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I remember tissues being sufficient...
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 22:41 |
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Frog Act posted:every man can identify a cum rag from up to 15 feet away your mom is visible from like 8 miles
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 22:44 |
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i turned a patch of carpet four inches in diameter brown from ages 12-16.
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 22:57 |
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thats a crusty rear end blanket, probably uncomfortable to sleep on
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 23:02 |
dude probably had a load measured in microliters
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 23:16 |
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if hes gonna sleep in my cumhouse, then he shouldn't be worried about my cumblanket or my cumlight fixtures or my cumHVAC
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 23:28 |
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I'm sure it was nice and cumfy.
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 23:31 |
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Someone post the dude with the socks.
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 23:34 |
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I have a cum sock. It holds it really well and is very compact. Just place it under your mattress. It can be used multiple times if your first cum is at the toe area (you put your cock inside the sock). After that you cum a bit closer to the heel area and so forth and so on. Ps who was the goon who used his sisters teddy bear?
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 23:35 |
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Why can't you just cum in a jar and save it like everybody else?
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 23:37 |
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Whirlwind Jones posted:Someone post the dude with the socks. gently caress lol please no.
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 23:39 |
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My dog and I gently caress the same stuffed animal. Not usually at the same time though.
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 23:40 |
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bet he knew exactly what he was getting snuggled up against
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 23:41 |
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His cum blanket cucked him and slept with his friend while he watched
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 23:45 |
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This is why I clearly label my cum blanket and other cum belongings
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:04 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 07:24 |
Hingehead posted:Watch out for cum blankets, fellow goons. Inquire about the nature of blankets when sleeping over someone else's house. lol, people used to think we were made in the image of god
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:18 |