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Post ITT if you would gently caress a neandertal. Please describe why you would gently caress a neandertal, what positions you and the neandertal would engage in, and overall describe the experience of loving a neandertal. Use lots of details! Don't be afraid to get "weird"! This is a place to let your imagination run wild! As for me, I would not gently caress a neandertal.
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 23:50 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 14:58 |
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Inevitable posted:Post ITT if you would gently caress a neandertal. Please describe why you would gently caress a neandertal, what positions you and the neandertal would engage in, and overall describe the experience of loving a neandertal. Use lots of details! Don't be afraid to get "weird"! This is a place to let your imagination run wild! thats racist
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 23:51 |
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I think you're going to have a lot of those florid erotica about something zany posts here pal
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 23:51 |
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hard to say op
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 23:51 |
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aatrek wanting to bang Homo floresiensis
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 23:53 |
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Everyone except black people already has Neanderthal DNA, so the answer is yes, I would gently caress a Neanderthal, just as my dirty ancestors did millennia ago
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 23:54 |
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Moose King posted:Everyone except black people already has Neanderthal DNA, so the answer is yes, I would gently caress a Neanderthal, just as my dirty ancestors did millennia ago
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 23:56 |
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No because there dead
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 23:58 |
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Frostwerks posted:aatrek wanting to bang Homo floresiensis too big and old for him
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 23:59 |
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yeah i like my chicks barrel chested and hairy but your mother wont answer my calls any more
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:01 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:No because there dead Yeah please don't go raping corpses at the museum, Inevitable.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:01 |
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If loving neanderthals was good enough for my ancestors, its good enough for me!
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:05 |
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Eh... ...Sure, why not.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:06 |
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yes
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:06 |
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I've had sex with a few neandertal's in my time. So yeah.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:08 |
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that whore got n*andertalered
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:10 |
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neanderthals don't have language and so can't possibly consent. in other words, yes
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:10 |
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How much money we talking?
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:11 |
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Would.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:11 |
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I'll gently caress basically anything with a penis
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:11 |
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is there a risk of knocking her up and making a hybrid thing?
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:11 |
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What a hottie.Fetus Tree posted:is there a risk of knocking her up and making a hybrid thing? It is not a risk, it is a certaintly. Straight up happened.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:13 |
I prefer homo habbilis personally, the "handy man"
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:13 |
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did beefthief just ask me out?
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:13 |
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ew nvm those neo bitches are haggard
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:14 |
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Pitdragon posted:Eh... ke$ha isnt looking so hot these days
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:14 |
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i think this is what is known in the prehistoric gay scene as a "cave bear"
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:15 |
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Make sure to take ear protection. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmb41PcarVY
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:17 |
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No thanks. Im not into that.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:17 |
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I have wanted to gently caress a neandertal ever since I read The Clan of the Cave Bear
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:18 |
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XMNN posted:
would with the dude on the left
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:18 |
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Love hairy girls with dirty feet
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:18 |
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Pretty sure I have more Neanderthal in me than most
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:18 |
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XMNN posted:
Gerard Depardieu
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:19 |
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Pitdragon posted:Eh... nothing some photoshop can't fix
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:20 |
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chakira? edit: Shakira?
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:20 |
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[in jo brand voice] my husband
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:21 |
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*fatly* so my HUBBY and i
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:22 |
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awesome-express posted:
when did this become sexier than, that other one?
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:23 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 14:58 |
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God damned look at all the racism and hate with different races like African and Asian. Can you imagine if there were actually two separate surviving species of human who could interbreed. It would be like hate and racism on overdrive. Someone should make a "what if Neanderthals survived to modern times" alternate reality movie.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:24 |