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Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Post ITT if you would gently caress a neandertal. Please describe why you would gently caress a neandertal, what positions you and the neandertal would engage in, and overall describe the experience of loving a neandertal. Use lots of details! Don't be afraid to get "weird"! This is a place to let your imagination run wild!



As for me, I would not gently caress a neandertal.

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Inevitable posted:

Post ITT if you would gently caress a neandertal. Please describe why you would gently caress a neandertal, what positions you and the neandertal would engage in, and overall describe the experience of loving a neandertal. Use lots of details! Don't be afraid to get "weird"! This is a place to let your imagination run wild!



As for me, I would not gently caress a neandertal.

thats racist

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
I think you're going to have a lot of those florid erotica about something zany posts here pal

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
hard to say op

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
aatrek wanting to bang Homo floresiensis

Moose King
Nov 5, 2009

Everyone except black people already has Neanderthal DNA, so the answer is yes, I would gently caress a Neanderthal, just as my dirty ancestors did millennia ago

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

Moose King posted:

Everyone except black people already has Neanderthal DNA, so the answer is yes, I would gently caress a Neanderthal, just as my dirty ancestors did millennia ago

:getin:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

No because there dead

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Frostwerks posted:

aatrek wanting to bang Homo floresiensis

too big and old for him

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
yeah i like my chicks barrel chested and hairy but your mother wont answer my calls any more :(

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

a hole-y ghost posted:

No because there dead

Yeah please don't go raping corpses at the museum, Inevitable.

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011
If loving neanderthals was good enough for my ancestors, its good enough for me!

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
Eh...



...Sure, why not.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
yes

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
I've had sex with a few neandertal's in my time. So yeah.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
that whore got n*andertalered

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

neanderthals don't have language and so can't possibly consent. in other words, yes

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
How much money we talking?

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011
Would.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

I'll gently caress basically anything with a penis

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
is there a risk of knocking her up and making a hybrid thing?

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011
What a hottie.



Fetus Tree posted:

is there a risk of knocking her up and making a hybrid thing?

It is not a risk, it is a certaintly. Straight up happened.

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
I prefer homo habbilis personally, the "handy man" :heysexy:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
did beefthief just ask me out?

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
ew nvm those neo bitches are haggard

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Pitdragon posted:

Eh...



...Sure, why not.

ke$ha isnt looking so hot these days

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

i think this is what is known in the prehistoric gay scene as a "cave bear"

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Make sure to take ear protection.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmb41PcarVY

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
No thanks.

Im not into that.

Angela Lansburial
Feb 9, 2005
Nothing to see here.
I have wanted to gently caress a neandertal ever since I read The Clan of the Cave Bear

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

XMNN posted:


i think this is what is known in the prehistoric gay scene as a "cave bear"

would with the dude on the left

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Love hairy girls with dirty feet

naem
May 29, 2011

Pretty sure I have more Neanderthal in me than most

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


XMNN posted:


i think this is what is known in the prehistoric gay scene as a "cave bear"

Gerard Depardieu

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008

Pitdragon posted:

Eh...



...Sure, why not.



nothing some photoshop can't fix

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
chakira?



edit: Shakira?

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

[in jo brand voice] my husband

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
*fatly* so my HUBBY and i

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

awesome-express posted:



nothing some photoshop can't fix

when did this become sexier than, that other one?

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Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
God damned look at all the racism and hate with different races like African and Asian.

Can you imagine if there were actually two separate surviving species of human who could interbreed. It would be like hate and racism on overdrive.

Someone should make a "what if Neanderthals survived to modern times" alternate reality movie.

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