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matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

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i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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Bismuth posted:

You dont have to imagine


wood

i mean would

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ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


most of our ancestors did, so sure, may as well. family tradition

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

VendaGoat posted:

You know what, I can take a little hair in the rear end crack.

Hairy tits, NOPE!

come onnn

naem
May 29, 2011

There is a pretty documentary about this:

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0120657/

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I hosed the ops dad so evidence points to yes

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Alright, fine. You caught me.

They can't have more hair than I do on their chest. This isn't much to ask.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
the first date i ever went on the girl had chest hair lol

it was also a blind date and i never asked that friend to hook me up again

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
Red hair?

Light eyes?

Pale skin?

Congratulations. You're a Neandertal.

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:
I gently caress that big nosed shakira in a heartbeat. But I would have to introduce her to the razor first. Gotta shave the whole body neanderhottie, then we get with bumping the uglies.

Also maybe get that hair put in some dreads. Style it up a bit.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
The new racism is gonna be based on previous human DNA %.

Oh, Denosivan, huh? Get lost, you dirty Deno.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
they have that stanky hippie rasta look i like in women

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Inevitable posted:

Post ITT if you would gently caress a neandertal. Please describe why you would gently caress a neandertal, what positions you and the neandertal would engage in, and overall describe the experience of loving a neandertal. Use lots of details! Don't be afraid to get "weird"! This is a place to let your imagination run wild!



As for me, I would not gently caress a neandertal.

I hosed your mother so I would and have.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

naem posted:

There is a pretty documentary about this:

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0120657/

I can tell this is Encino Man without even clicking

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

and seriously, when did it change to Neandertal?

Neandrethal or something is correct

naem
May 29, 2011

Isn't Neanderthal just a place in Germany lol

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

naem posted:

Isn't Neanderthal just a place in Germany lol

Nein, ScheissKopf

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

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i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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itt goons come to terms with the fact that they would motorboat a pair of fuzzy red titties

naem
May 29, 2011

VendaGoat posted:

Nein, ScheissKopf

Hassenfeffer, farfegnugan!

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

VendaGoat posted:

when did this become sexier than, that other one?

about 38,000 BC

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
gently caress your rabbit stew and happy motoring

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
neanderthals also grew up really fast so youd have like alot of 8 year olds running around with massive tits.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

afeelgoodpoop posted:

neanderthals also grew up really fast so youd have like alot of 8 year olds running around with massive tits.

AAtrek alt spotted!

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
im a neander AMA

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


http://www.newser.com/story/161386/professor-seeks-woman-to-have-neanderthal-baby.html

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
prob op, but i might try to give him/her a shower first, not sure

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Like it was ever consensual.

Humans and neanderthals didn't like, hang out.

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

soy posted:

I hosed the ops dad so evidence points to yes

Hi, OP's mom!

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

redshirt posted:

Like it was ever consensual.

Humans and neanderthals didn't like, hang out.

why the gently caress you say something like that when you dont know

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
loving racist

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

nomadologique posted:

why the gently caress you say something like that when you dont know

Oh yeah, sure, let's go hang out with the ginger apes that can't speak. Fun!

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

redshirt posted:

Oh yeah, sure, let's go hang out with the ginger apes that can't speak. Fun!

its true, nobody really likes teh irish

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
motherfucker you up a tree if you don't think neanderthal had language

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
they definitely didn't speak in ebonics tho

Medicinal Penguin
May 19, 2006
Let's be clear here, if it's any type of Homo, I'm gonna try to gently caress it

Console Role Player
Sep 15, 2007

Snooch to the Gooch
As a goon, loving a neanderthal is prolly my best bet at reproducing. Would.

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
Ugh gross totally gay no way

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:

Medicinal Penguin posted:

Let's be clear here, if it's any type of Homo, I'm gonna try to gently caress it

Word



Homo Habilis better get ready for some serious deep dicking.

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Why would I gently caress a Neanderthal when I could have homo erectus instead :pervert:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Hurr! Snu-Snu!

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chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

redshirt posted:

Oh yeah, sure, let's go hang out with the ginger apes that can't speak. Fun!

that is straight up ignorant racism

"Archaeological evidence exists indicating that they probably communicated by speech and used tools."

they had bigger brains than we did and were actually super creative, we were actually the idiotic grunting apes in comparison. they had a lot more capacity for creativity as well, which probably meant the ladies were way better at sex than our boring ones

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