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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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he licks his dick and balls all drat day but if i fart near him he gives me a look and runs out of the room like i hosed up.

judge much?!

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Its because you stink because you're full of garbage

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I stepped out of the bathroom once and my sisters cat was staring at the door like it was waiting for me. I let out a fart and it bolted the gently caress away. I loled

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

when I fart my cat's eyes get all wide and he gets his hackles up cause he thinks I'm growling at him

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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this is my dog right before i farted and he judged me harsh:

Dang It Bhabhi! fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Jan 29, 2015

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

I have emotional issues so I only fart in bathrooms, and maybe while I am asleep.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

fyodor posted:

he licks his dick and balls all drat day but if i fart near him he gives me a look and runs out of the room like i hosed up.

judge much?!

we all do.. all of it

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Animals act surprised around surprising sounds. Jacky takes you INSIDE the story, tonight, at 10.
*local news graphic and sound plays*

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

My dog is surprised by her own farts. It's humorous.

Frogisis
Apr 15, 2003

relax brother relax
well then stop farting op!!!! *bowtie spins forever and ever*

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
When my dog gets too comfortable he shits himself. He was having an epic nap one time and a little poop came out. Should've took a pic of the shame on his face.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Kill that hateful bitch.

FreddyJackieTurner
May 15, 2008

My dog will get off my lap and walk away if I fart.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


My cat farts when I judge him

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
well maybe you could do better

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

well maybe you could do better

maybe my hypocrite rear end dog should be the change he wants to see

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

thats a cool dog op

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
My dog doesn't give a gently caress when I fart cos he is a cool dog (that smells bad anyway).

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

post another pic of your adorable fart hating judgmental dog

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I had a gf who woke herself up with a fart once. It was pretty LOL.

pr0p
Dec 8, 2011
I feel like even my dog knows I'm a garbage person.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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numberoneposter posted:

post another pic of your adorable fart hating judgmental dog

this is the bullshit look i get for doing nothing worse than what he does:

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

fyodor posted:

this is the bullshit look i get for doing nothing worse than what he does:



gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I hope your dog is relocated to a better home soon

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


sounds like your dog is a basic bitch OP

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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gnarlyhotep posted:

I hope your dog is relocated to a better home soon

i got him from the pound so someone already got tired of his side-eyeing their farts lol

me and him we gonna work it out though

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

fyodor posted:

i got him from the pound so someone already got tired of his side-eyeing their farts lol

me and him we gonna work it out though

well I'm glad to hear that

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

that dog has seen some poo poo, drat.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i assume you judge him when he frats so this is what's called "justice" op, welcome to it it's an integral part of a stable society esp a democratic one

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

fyodor posted:

this is the bullshit look i get for doing nothing worse than what he does:



gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
dogs noses are super sensitive op if he could speak he could probably list everything you have eaten in the past 48 hours


and you are disgusting human trash fart raping an animal

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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he just ate a big booger i blew out of my nose so he should probably reserve judgement.

GreaseGunner
Dec 26, 2012

Just chillin'
Only you fart, you're the only who does this and we all have to deal with it.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
your dog is weird dogs usually love farts

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




You need to stop fart raping your dog, but your dog needs to stop smell shaming you.

Stik3
Jan 28, 2015

From President of the colonies to this.

Kuato posted:

When my dog gets too comfortable he shits himself. He was having an epic nap one time and a little poop came out. Should've took a pic of the shame on his face.

Here I thought I was the only one.

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
my children judge me when i fart. after a certain age you can't blame it on the leather chair or whatever.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
maybe he'd be more forgiving if he saw you clean YOUR balls even just once, OP

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Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

i feel you op, my cat would report me to the police when i smoke weed if she could

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