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I'm sure she means every kiss even though she can identify every male from her home town based on the taste of their semen alone
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 02:57 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 12:34 |
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Sure she says she was tired on your wedding day cause she couldn't sleep from giddyness but it was actually because the male strippers she hired ran a train on her
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 02:57 |
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e/n is that way, sorry about your relationship
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 02:58 |
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wow my wifes brother makes another thread on gbs.... thanks gary
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 02:58 |
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Too bad she doesn't want to try anal with you cause she learned she didn't like it when three large black men hosed her rear end for over an hour when she was in college
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 02:59 |
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Congrats on locking in on inexperience and sexual incompatibility.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 03:01 |
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you seem really bitter, OP? is everything ok? it's fine to go gay
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 03:02 |
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Are u okay friend? Did your wife get slammed in the rear end by your best friend while you watched?
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 03:03 |
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Hey! What's with all this baseless slander?
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 03:06 |
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Wootman posted:Are u okay friend? Did your wife get slammed in the rear end by your best friend while you watched? i believe there's a word for that go on, you can say it
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 03:23 |
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Yer wife was a virgin when I met her.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 03:25 |
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Clearly you have no idea what a super annoying clingy psychopath a woman becomes when you take her virginity. You instantly become "the one." Think Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers. No thanks
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 03:27 |
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I don't know if she was a virgin when I met her but she sure isn't now!
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 03:28 |
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*knock knock* HYMEN INSPECTOR!
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 03:29 |
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What kind of a loving creep weirdo would marry a virgin?
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 03:32 |
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sorry your micropenis can only satisfy women who don't know any better
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 03:33 |
Hobohemian posted:What kind of a loving creep weirdo would marry a virgin? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 03:33 |
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I put my peepee in her poopoo place.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 03:33 |
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Prostheticfoot posted:Clearly you have no idea what a super annoying clingy psychopath a woman becomes when you take her virginity. You instantly become "the one." Think Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers. No thanks The best is to be her third or fourth guy. Enough experience that she knows a thing or two, but not enough that she has an accurate sample size to determine how small your penis is.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 03:37 |
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Business Octopus posted:The best is to be her third or fourth guy. Enough experience that she knows a thing or two, but not enough that she has an accurate sample size to determine how big a loser you are. Quoted for truth
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 03:39 |
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HELLO LADY I WOULD LIKE TO DATE! WOULD YOU MIND TAKING THE ANCIENT CHINESE HYMEN BREAKING EGG TEST BEFORE WE SALLY FORTH?!?!?
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 03:43 |
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a woman just needs to be able to carry a century egg in her nethers without smushing it. then she is marriage material
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 03:46 |
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Hobohemian posted:What kind of a loving creep weirdo would marry a virgin? aatrek joke
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 01:22 |
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is this jon pop again??
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 01:24 |
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lol if you marry some uptight boring loser chick who never got laid
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 01:33 |
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I like holes
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 01:44 |
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Marrying virgins is something of a popular thing in India I heard.
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 01:45 |
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After getting a 4chan kid drunk, I discovered that all those people crying about how their women need to be virgin are actually terrified that their lack of experience will show and that all the wimmin will go swimming away. It's kinda adorable actually!
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 01:48 |
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lol if you get married, congrats on only loving one person for the rest of your life (or until you go through a bitter divorce cause your wife is unhappy with your ED)
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 01:49 |
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Frogisis posted:lol if you marry some uptight boring loser chick who never got laid remember this famous kiss? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp-jZyzQSms
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 01:50 |
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Laffo! If you even consider marrying a woman before smashing it. Typical beta bitch. Give me a months salary & I'll show you how to tighten that poo poo up.
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 01:53 |
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etalian posted:remember this famous kiss? Dude, you're just jealous that you've never had a love so pure that you devoured her tongue before her screaming family.
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 02:00 |
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my wife's vag tells a colorful story of past sexual deviance, just how i like it
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 02:00 |
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is this where i can post about how christians placing so much importance on marriage and not having sex before it makes them get married really quickly (trashily quickly some might say) to people they barely know and make it all about getting to gently caress each other for the first time ie placing too much value on marriage has caused them to devalue marriage in an xtremely ironic turn of events idc because im doing it anyway
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 02:04 |
Of course my wife was a virgin. How do you think I cured my HIV?
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 02:04 |
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Volume posted:I'm sure she means every kiss even though she can identify every male from her home town based on the taste of their semen alone yeah well so can I
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 02:07 |
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XMNN posted:is this where i can post about how christians placing so much importance on marriage and not having sex before it makes them get married really quickly (trashily quickly some might say) to people they barely know and make it all about getting to gently caress each other for the first time http://thelantern.com/2015/01/opinion-pope-right-to-warn-against-breeding-like-rabbits-overpopulation-is-a-serious-issue/ Even the Pope was like "Yo, you guys are doing this all crazy and stupid" and then they were all like "WHAT DO YOU KNOW POPE HUH?!?"
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 02:08 |
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lol if your cock isnt coated in so much pussy juice from all the women you've banged that you can actually feel your wife's sliz
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 02:37 |
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fearlessflyingfish posted:After getting a 4chan kid drunk, I discovered that all those people crying about how their women need to be virgin are actually terrified that their lack of experience will show and that all the wimmin will go swimming away. Wow, this is something that I never could've inferred using common sense! Thanks for getting that one computer kid drunk so that we can learn, though.
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 02:44 |
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gay sewer monster posted:Wow, this is something that I never could've inferred using common sense! Thanks for getting that one computer kid drunk so that we can learn, though. You're very welcome, thank you!
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