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Zazamoot
Apr 2, 2005
probably wander around with a backpack for several years

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Zazamoot posted:

probably wander around with a backpack for several years

Would you keep it on you, or put it in a bank?

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
i would invest $100k in domain names

naem
May 29, 2011

I'd just put it in a savings account and not touch it sorry true answer

Zazamoot
Apr 2, 2005

VendaGoat posted:

Would you keep it on you, or put it in a bank?

I'm pretty sure there are locations in America where police are totally allowed to steal your money if they find you carrying that much and behaving like a hobo, so no.

If I have to do something fiscally unsound, I guess I could dress and outfit myself entirely in titanium, cuben fabric and spider silk.

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
Attempt to redirect the Mississippi river using 20,000 sacks of rice.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

naem posted:

I'd just put it in a savings account and not touch it sorry true answer

Bullshit, you're human and want things.

What would be your Achilles's heel?

Magic: The Gathering cards?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Fetus Tree posted:

make the worlds sickest 1987 lincoln town car
then id buy the town car off u for 1/4 of the 100k when u are bored of it and drive it on fire roads until the wheels fall off then torch it :twisted:

then bitcoins. all bitcoins wit hthe rest

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Baba Ganoush posted:

Attempt to redirect the Mississippi river using 20,000 sacks of rice.

Best answer so far!

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
buy a hundred horses and drive them off a cliff

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

buy a hundred horses and drive them off a cliff
i will buy all those horse carcassas for 1/10th of the price you paid

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

numberoneposter posted:

then id buy the town car off u for 1/4 of the 100k when u are bored of it and drive it on fire roads until the wheels fall off then torch it :twisted:

then bitcoins. all bitcoins wit hthe rest

Its not for sale bitch

AutoSnakes
Apr 29, 2009

Fetus Tree posted:

make the worlds sickest 1987 lincoln town car

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Fetus Tree posted:

Its not for sale bitch
mods?! mods?>!?!?! make him sell the car!!!!!!

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

numberoneposter posted:

i will buy all those horse carcassas for 1/10th of the price you paid

nice that will get me the money to kill 10 more horses and then 1 more horse

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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so now i have a bunch of horse pelt carpets for my crappy house and enough food for a long time, plus like tons of glue. just gotta pry that towncar away from that idiot and ill be set for an early retirement.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

numberoneposter posted:

so now i have a bunch of horse pelt carpets for my crappy house and enough food for a long time, plus like tons of glue. just gotta pry that towncar away from that idiot and ill be set for an early retirement.

This is not in the spirit of the thread. Pay to gently caress a few cows duder

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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VendaGoat posted:

This is not in the spirit of the thread. Pay to gently caress a few cows duder
nope im going to buy other peoples broken poo poo at cut rate prices

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
One hundred thousand dollars is not all that much money, it's amazing "jet" made it into your thought process. If I had to blow it, id blow it on blow

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

- finish one arm
- 66 Impala
- a copy of the O.E.D.
- dental work/teeth blackened
- matching pearl handled pistols
- funeral plot in Paris
- piano lessons
- island life

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.
bitcoins

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Bishop posted:

One hundred thousand dollars is not all that much money, it's amazing "jet" made it into your thought process. If I had to blow it, id blow it on blow

1% spotted

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I bought $20 sunglasses today, and that was far and away the most money I've ever spent on non-prescription glasses.

The North Tower
Aug 20, 2007

You should throw it in the ocean.
Farm in bumfuck nowhere and revolutionize the farm-raised pigeon/squab industry. Fail spectacularly.

Sapphira
Apr 7, 2006
I literally did this. Granted it was 100k in Swedish money so more like 12k USD. I gave it away to someone who needed it. I don't have any money left myself and huge debts, and no income anymore, along with likely becoming homeless in a month. Come at me, you can't beat me at fiscal irresponsibility fuckers.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i would just backpack around the world for a few years until i ran out of money

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

The North Tower posted:

Farm in bumfuck nowhere and revolutionize the farm-raised pigeon/squab industry. Fail spectacularly.

Mike Tyson Account Spotted

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
I would probably put it all in my bank account, and buy a sweet computer and my girlfriend a nice gift.

sorry I'm boring.

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
One really big firecracker

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Venom Snake posted:

I would probably put it all in my bank account, and buy a sweet computer and my girlfriend a nice gift.

sorry I'm boring.

This is fiscally sound, buddy! Wrong answer.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Okay here's my fiscally unsound answer: Buy Somethingawful.com from lowtax

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Venom Snake posted:

Okay here's my fiscally unsound answer: Buy Somethingawful.com from lowtax
you would only have to ban 10,000 users to break even

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
I just spent $10k on a party in Vegas, could easily do ten times that in a week.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

EngineerSean posted:

I just spent $10k on a party in Vegas, could easily do ten times that in a week.

spend 10k by investing in me, by giving me free money. pm me for details

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

TEAYCHES posted:

spend 10k by investing in me, by giving me free money. pm me for details

I don't know that you'll entertain me like bottle service in Vegas does.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

EngineerSean posted:

I don't know that you'll entertain me like bottle service in Vegas does.

i will live blog & film what i do with the 10k, consider it a kickstarter promise

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

TEAYCHES posted:

i will live blog & film what i do with the 10k, consider it a kickstarter promise

where is the kickstarter. sounds like a ruse to me.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Philthy posted:

Buy tickets to a whole shitload of NBA games and spend the rest of the season, and next season flying around everywhere to watch them.

Someone did that with the Knicks. This year's Knicks. The Knicks that have won like 8 games

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

EngineerSean posted:

where is the kickstarter. sounds like a ruse to me.

plz give me ten thousand dollars

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