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EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

TEAYCHES posted:

plz give me ten thousand dollars

i can't i spent it in vegas getting hammered

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

anyone who can give me ten thousand dollars, but doesnt, is a monster. thats fine tho i forgive you. spend it on gambling and empty things, instead of art (ths financial security fund)

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

TEAYCHES posted:

anyone who can give me ten thousand dollars, but doesnt, is a monster. thats fine tho i forgive you. spend it on gambling and empty things, instead of art (ths financial security fund)

I support the arts. 10k ain't chump change, sir. Expand your portfolio. For me.

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010
buy a tesla

use the remaining money to make the most ludicrous kickstarter pledge ever

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
buy land

build a cabin

shoot anyone who comes near me

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I love all these fiscally "unsound" ideas.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
buy a death star in star citizen

BambooEarpick
Sep 3, 2008
100k in random penny stocks.
Lose it all when they all invariably go under because penny stocks are a joke.

OR! They take off and I have, like, infinite money.

No, wait, can I short sell Russia? I'd like to do that.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ill bring hoverboards to market

Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
I'd go to an In & Out and buy the next 1000 burgers they produce but instead of eating them I'd just loving throw them on the ground and watch as the people making their orders starved for about the two hours.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Property.

A small home.

Nice kitchen things.

Go on a cheap adventure.

Anorexic Robot
Nov 11, 2012
Team fortress hats and anime collectibles.... maybe a model train or 2

Wait did anybody find out if SA is for sale?

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

It's not for sale.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
Eat food until I get fat, liposuction, repeat until broke.

Anorexic Robot
Nov 11, 2012

I.C. posted:

It's not for sale.

what about Lowtax can I buy Lowtax?

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Buy 200 HDTVs and give them away to people who respond to creepy craigslist ads.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
fund a marxist revolt

Game_Whino
Jul 16, 2007

Let's drink until we can't feel anymore!
I'd fix up my mom's house and pay off her mortgage. I'd spend the rest getting reliable transportation and paying off bills.

I'm old and boring now.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Game_Whino posted:

I'd fix up my mom's house and pay off her mortgage. I'd spend the rest getting reliable transportation and paying off bills.

I'm old and boring now.

Again, wrong answer! Irresponsibility!

Other dude, ask the guy directly. I can't broker nothing

Game_Whino
Jul 16, 2007

Let's drink until we can't feel anymore!
The thread title just said "fiscally unsound".

I don't own my mom's house and its unlikely to be left to me. Even if it were, somehow, to come into my possession any sale I could make on it would be at a loss. Transportation sounds nice, but generally has an abysmal resale value. It'd probably be somewhere between a 90 and 95% loss. Paying off bills is also largely pointless, since most bills I have are medical/unsecured credit and there's little chance of my paying off those bills resulting in a credit ratings boost. All in all, paying for things I'd have no claim on, could only lose money on, and don't necessarily have to pay strikes me as being pretty irresponsible and fiscally unsound.

The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.



I would invest in Ice Sculptures, the only true form of visual art

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


I'd shoot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. Then bribe the cops to cover it up.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

If the rule is that I have to spend it, well I'd buy a piano and a whole new wardrobe and some cocaine. (And use the cocaine to get hot asian girls to gently caress me).

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

buy land

build a cabin

shoot anyone who comes near me

I change my answer to this op

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
I've thought Abt my answer (pg 1) and decided I'd put 30000 in my checking and save the rest. Yr rules can't stop me, op.

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008

Set up a porn studio

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe
https://www.gozerog.com/

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

buy a pair of sunglasses and hire an assistant to lower them onto my head at dramatic moments

uncleTomOfFinland
May 25, 2008

i got a 100k VND note here and a lighter

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


I'd build the Killdozer 2.0.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
buy a Tesla model S, the performance edition

0-60 in 3.2 seconds, zero engine noise

98k after tax credit

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
Not work.

Seriously who the gently caress cares what else I'd do. Not needing a job is the greatest treasure of all.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Spend around 30k on a really nice camper van conversion then drive it to somewhere weed is legal and live off the rest until you are out of money then kill yourself.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

invest it all in my goon project

ive already made the wiki, so the rest is pure profit

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Start a hotdog shack right next to doobie's.

G.I. Jaw
Mar 26, 2003

More cake, Mrs. Tuffington?

Nap Ghost
I'd split 5s

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax

Waroduce posted:

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mountains of it off tits and asses and my dick

you would buy warhammer things and you know it

Sound
Oct 18, 2004


Make a thread about trying to give it to my ex girlfriend because I'm so pathetic

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

10k reregs or pay Tim Curry to dress up like Pennywise and come to my kid's birthday party as entertainment.

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



eat all the money

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