Be fiscally Unsound with 100k

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Congrats! You just won 100k (Post Taxes) in what the gently caress ever. You now have whatever the gently caress you want to do with it.

This is what you are not allowed to do with it...

Invest it wisely in any way.
Buy a whole shitload of lottery tickets.

In other words, give me you best ways to waste 100k in FUN money.

Buy a jet, throw a huge party for 100 friends.

Hooker and blow for weeks.

Any of these is viable, just do not spend it wisely.

for me 100k for me would be the most intense, well protected vacation around the Earth. Any city I could visit and enjoy I would. Cracks rear end, India. I'd be there eating dog's sack bullion.

I would take as big a bite from this world's melting pot as I could.

So, Go Go Go!

VendaGoat fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Jan 29, 2015

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:00

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 10:09

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

400,000 gumballs

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:02

big black turnout: Jan 13, 2009; Fallen Rib

proof of concept posted:

400,000 gumballs

yr getting ripped off if yr buying in that much volume imo

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:05

soy: Jul 7, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

hire an assassin to kill op

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:06

great big cardboard tube: Sep 3, 2003

VendaGoat posted:

Hooker and blow for weeks.

way to ruin your thread by posting the objectively correct answer to your question in the op

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:06

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Fly to Japan and stay till they kick me out or I am broke.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:07

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

BIG BOY EXPO 2K posted:

yr getting ripped off if yr buying in that much volume imo

sometimes the journey is the destination
*turns crank*

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:07

Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

Waltzing Along posted:

Fly to Japan and stay till they kick me out or I am broke.

When I think of countries that know how to party, Japan comes to mind first.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:10

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Hobohemian posted:

When I think of countries that know how to party, Japan comes to mind first.

This or Australia....

:stare:

Germany. Ooooooooooooooh. This is a great Idea!

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:11

Dead Precedents: May 5, 2005; Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Dropping a plane full of gingerbread men with parachutes.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:11

Francis Baconator: Jul 11, 2008; Thanks for the avatar man!

I would invest in secure, low-yield bonds that mature in 20 years. Yeah...that's the good stuff... :fap:

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:13

Neukoln19: Oct 27, 2005

Get a job as an English teacher in china

Get a really nice apartment for 600 bux a month

Pay people to get drugs at the hospital for me

Smoke 20 dollar packs of cigs

Do this till I'm broke or dead

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:14

Tony Montana: Aug 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

Buy a jet. With 100k.

In countries that aren't broke you can't even buy an apartment with 100k.

Go to school and play less Warcraft. You'll have 100k to muck about with in no time. Welcome to the lower middle class.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:14

Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

If we're being fiscally unsound we might as well go to the maximum

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:16

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

two chicks at the same time.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:17

BrawndoTQ: Oct 18, 2001

soy posted:

hire an assassin to kill op

he said it has to be unwise

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:18

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Sweet Tea posted:

two chicks at the same time.

50k a piece. Post what you think they'd look like.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:18

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

I'd buy the GBS modship from Dick Yanker and make you all call me, my lord.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:18

babies havin rabies: Feb 24, 2006

take out subprime loans to become batman

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:20

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Waltzing Along posted:

I'd buy the GBS modship from Dick Yanker and make you all call me, my lord.

Franco alt spotted!

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:20

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

Neukoln19 posted:

Get a job as an English teacher in china

Get a really nice apartment for 600 bux a month

Pay people to get drugs at the hospital for me

Smoke 20 dollar packs of cigs

Do this till I'm broke or dead

My bro did this but with 30k and a bought and paid for beach house in Thailand. He's still alive and very very happy.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:20

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

VendaGoat posted:

Franco alt spotted!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:20

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Waltzing Along posted:

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:21

Francis Baconator: Jul 11, 2008; Thanks for the avatar man!

Sweet Tea posted:

two chicks at the same time.

Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence: drat straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.

Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:22

Jailbrekr: Apr 8, 2002; A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING

Buy 10,000 copies of Brewsters millions and mail them to random people on the continental USA.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:24

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

whats the most expensive callgirl?

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:25

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Xaris posted:

whats the most expensive callgirl?

Every woman has a price.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:26

Prettz: Sep 3, 2002

One hundred thousand dollars worth of badass water-cooled gaming computers.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:26

Fetus Tree: Feb 2, 2003; Can't post for 2 years!

make the worlds sickest 1987 lincoln town car

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:26

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

Buy tickets to a whole shitload of NBA games and spend the rest of the season, and next season flying around everywhere to watch them.

Or maybe buy my own brewery and make some lovely rear end IPA and it'll sell out because no one knows any better.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:28

Waroduce: Aug 5, 2008

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mountains of it off tits and asses and my dick

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:28

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Philthy posted:

Buy tickets to a whole shitload of NBA games and spend the rest of the season, and next season flying around everywhere to watch them.

I could do this, but with NHL tickets.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:31

Vargs: Mar 27, 2010

red text avatars for everybody

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:32

Horniest Manticore: Nov 23, 2013; Hello, you!; Lipstick Apathy

VendaGoat posted:

Hooker and blow for weeks.

not if you're doing it right

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:32

Fetus Tree: Feb 2, 2003; Can't post for 2 years!

poo poo i amend mine to have the sickest town car AND a shitload of coke

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:32

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

How many "Basic Bitches" could I get for a week, with this cash?

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:36

Prettz: Sep 3, 2002

I would use the money to get an army guy to let me get an XM110. I would then buy an accomplice with a car who could keep quiet. And then I'd start taking out important Republicans from a distance. Oh yeah.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:38