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Flying Fortress
Oct 23, 2008

best pizza topping is pineapple

I also like what we call "The Canadian": Pepperoni, mushroom, bacon

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a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
i only eat pizzas with most hosed-up artisanal ingredients

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
I like english muffin pizza.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Nobody is a fan of Totino's.

the gently caress they arent, Totinos are my poo poo. Sometimes bi-lo has a deal -get 10 pizzas for ten bux... Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?


Also ham/pineapple is the best pizza topping choice imho sweet/salty

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
also if you want a treat, get some croisants and lay them out, brush on pizza sauce and sprinkle on cheeze - roll those mother fuckers up and then bake and they are like non lovely hot pockets

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Hesh Ballantine posted:

if your only experiences with pizzas came from chain pizza restaurants or even worse take-and-bake, then you should not be allowed to post in this thread because your opinions on pizza are not backed up by good data

ive had a huge range of pizza. still like red baron.

Hesh Ballantine
Feb 13, 2012

I.C. posted:

I don't really want to ask, but I am COMPELLED TO DO SO.
Where is your pizza data, dude?

poo poo son i was born and raised in new haven CT, pizza so good sinatra used to fly in just to eat at sally's

Fetus Tree posted:

ive had a huge range of pizza. still like red baron.

sorry about your broken taste buds :(

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

So is this the thread where I talk about my experiences eating pizza while I was in Chicago? It was so exquisite that I just had to use a knife and fork, let me tell you.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Chicago pizza is good.

Pizza is good.

Hesh Ballantine
Feb 13, 2012
chicago pizza is tasty but its really more of a casserole than it is a pizza

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
yeah its actually a pie. shocking, i know.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ok can you eat chicago pizza with your bare hands? im having trouble picturing it ive never even seen it available in west coast canada

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



numberoneposter posted:

ok can you eat chicago pizza with your bare hands? im having trouble picturing it ive never even seen it available in west coast canada

chicago pizza is best eaten by the rats in the dump after you throw the pizza out

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
True story my friend and I worked at little Caesars in the late 90s. Once my friend took a poo poo on a pizza and covered it with cheese. The old couple who ordered it sat down and ate it poop and all. The old retards didn't realize they ate my friends waste!

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Business Gorillas posted:

chicago pizza is best eaten by the rats in the dump after you throw the pizza out

why all this pizza hate

reserve that hatred for pineapple, the antichrist of pizza ingredients

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



*has a full bag of pizza rolls in his freeze for tomorrow*

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
feminine pizza bag, seriously considering thius

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe
I eat pizza multiple times a week, I expect that I will die of a heart attack before I'm 30

theperminator fucked around with this message at 10:10 on Feb 1, 2015

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

theperminator posted:

I eat pizza multiple times a week, I expect that I will die of a heart attach before I'm 30
haha you arnt even 30 what a loser haha

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


numberoneposter posted:

haha you arnt even 30 what a loser haha

Being over the 30 hill is a bad thing, not a good thing.

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



gnarlyhotep posted:

feminine pizza bag, seriously considering thius

pizza douche

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
I hate you OP, I looked at this thread and I wanted pizza and its 3am and no one delivers here that late.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

hemophilia posted:

Being over the 30 hill is a bad thing, not a good thing.

lol @ you in 10 years

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


gnarlyhotep posted:

lol @ you in 10 years

5 years but i dread it every day it causes nightmares and panic attacks.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

I thought this thread was about pizza shaming, not age shaming.

Like; why aren't you eating a pizza right now at this very moment? How dare you barge into the pizza thread without a slice!

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

hemophilia posted:

5 years but i dread it every day it causes nightmares and panic attacks.

you'll survive

I even became a mod after 30

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

gnarlyhotep posted:

you'll survive

I even became a mod after 30

Are...

Are you bragging?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

VendaGoat posted:

Are...

Are you bragging?

no, that wasn't my intention, just telling you that being over 30 isn't the end of your life

and isn't this supposed to be about pizza?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



gnarlyhotep posted:

no, that wasn't my intention, just telling you that being over 30 isn't the end of your life

and isn't this supposed to be about pizza?

its relevant because once you hit 30 your pepperoni glands start going into overdrive, thus starting the gradual decay of all of your bodily functions and (eventually) gay death

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

gnarlyhotep posted:

no, that wasn't my intention, just telling you that being over 30 isn't the end of your life

and isn't this supposed to be about pizza?

Post some Pineapple and Ham

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
would

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


that bullshit is pizza heresy

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I had a dream about pizza last night. I was at a club at all of the girls pulled their shirts down, and the guy behind us paid everyone's bill.
It was one of those fancy pizza's with burned edges and lots of mozzarella.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
well if I.C. says it it must be truthe

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
where do Tim and Eric find all the fuckin' weirdos for their videos? do they put out an ad for 'creepy looking motherfucker wanted. must be willing to degrade self on camera for money'?

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Where is your pizza god now bitches?

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Bardeh posted:

where do Tim and Eric find all the fuckin' weirdos for their videos? do they put out an ad for 'creepy looking motherfucker wanted. must be willing to degrade self on camera for money'?

I think they are in L.A., and Hollywood is always hiring.

e: Mr. Hotep, I do tell the truth about my dreams. :ghost:

I.C. fucked around with this message at 11:36 on Feb 1, 2015

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

all these food threads are making me crazy

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Defiance
Jan 1, 2008

by Deplorable exmarx
I want to take a moment to talk to you all about St. Louis style pizza.

People are making GBS threads all over Chi pies but STL pizza is a fcucking joke. They don't even use yeast in the crust, the sauce is sweet as hell and the cheese is a mix of mozz and processed glop called provel. They don't even cut it in slices, they cut it in loving squares like a bunch of goddam savages.



i still crave it when im drunk and it's a great source of personal shame.

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